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« Reply #915 on: May 02, 2012, 09:18:24 PM » |
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I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said if you lost a few kilos, had a shave and a hair cut you'd look alright.
I said if I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there.
Geo
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When you get..........give. When you learn.......teach
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Girgy85
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« Reply #916 on: May 09, 2012, 07:09:27 PM » |
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I have sexdaily.........I mean dyslexia!
Fcuk!
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Best poster Girgy IMO - Mantis
Girgy is my new hero! - Evilpie
Think Girgy has shown the best leopard instincts in this thread and would prob survive best in the wild. Eye of the tiger that fella - Mantis
Girgy is a m'fkn machine - Daveshoelace
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« Reply #917 on: May 09, 2012, 10:17:39 PM » |
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I've just been told a joke about PC David Rathband. I didn't find it Raoul Moatly funny.
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« Reply #918 on: May 10, 2012, 02:10:44 PM » |
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Went to the doctors and he told me i needed a pacemaker, so now I've got this annoying kenyan 2 yards in front of me everywhere I go!
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Ah! The element of surprise
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« Reply #919 on: May 10, 2012, 02:18:05 PM » |
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At school my favourite lesson was PE.I knew I had the biggest cock.I remember I used to stroll around the changing room naked, flicking the weaker kids with my towel whilst pointing & laughing at their little knobs...Looking back I think that's probably why I was sacked.
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Best poster Girgy IMO - Mantis
Girgy is my new hero! - Evilpie
Think Girgy has shown the best leopard instincts in this thread and would prob survive best in the wild. Eye of the tiger that fella - Mantis
Girgy is a m'fkn machine - Daveshoelace
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« Reply #920 on: May 10, 2012, 02:24:48 PM » |
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I needed a lift to York and was thumbing a lift at the side of the A64 when a horse box pulls up. He asked if i needed a lift and as he was heading to the racecourse that would of been ideal.
He said he only had room in the back though so i took a look in the back and it was empty. I asked where the horses were, he said he was taking the non runners.
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Best poster Girgy IMO - Mantis
Girgy is my new hero! - Evilpie
Think Girgy has shown the best leopard instincts in this thread and would prob survive best in the wild. Eye of the tiger that fella - Mantis
Girgy is a m'fkn machine - Daveshoelace
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« Reply #921 on: May 10, 2012, 10:05:39 PM » |
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I stood next to a little Chinese guy at a bar the other night
" can you do tae kwon do ? "
" no was the reply"
" how about karate "
" no was the reply "
" Thai boxing ?"
"no was the reply "
" y u ask all them questions?" he asked
Because your drinking my pint and I'm gonna flatten u ,was my reply
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GreekStein
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« Reply #922 on: May 10, 2012, 10:20:47 PM » |
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I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said if you lost a few kilos, had a shave and a hair cut you'd look alright.
I said if I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there.
Geo
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@GreekStein on twitter.
Retired Policeman, Part time troll.
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« Reply #923 on: May 10, 2012, 10:55:04 PM » |
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Archaeologists digging on a Pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in Chocolate and Hazelnuts.
Experts believe it could be Pharaoh Roche.
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MANTIS01
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« Reply #924 on: May 14, 2012, 09:20:50 AM » |
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I've just watched a really good programme called 'How do they put ships together?'. It was riveting.
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« Reply #925 on: May 14, 2012, 09:27:37 AM » |
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I'm so proud of my dad. He set a new world record once after getting thirty pigeons to land on him all at the same time. He's such a ledge.
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« Reply #926 on: May 14, 2012, 09:46:52 AM » |
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I'm so proud of my dad. He set a new world record once after getting thirty pigeons to land on him all at the same time. He's such a ledge.
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The older I get, the better I was.
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« Reply #927 on: May 15, 2012, 09:12:41 PM » |
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Exaggeration went up by 1000000% last year.
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The older I get, the better I was.
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« Reply #928 on: May 15, 2012, 09:28:49 PM » |
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Exaggeration went up by 1000000% last year.
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“The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.”
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« Reply #929 on: May 15, 2012, 10:11:56 PM » |
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48% of statistics are made up
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