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Topic: Joke!! (Read 311685 times)
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Quote from: booder on June 17, 2019, 12:01:37 AM
Local dentist arrested for dealing drugs. Shows you how wrong you can be about people. I've been going to him for ages. Never knew he was a dentist.
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Quote from: RED-DOG on June 17, 2019, 04:39:54 AM
Quote from: booder on June 17, 2019, 12:01:37 AM
Local dentist arrested for dealing drugs. Shows you how wrong you can be about people. I've been going to him for ages. Never knew he was a dentist.
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How do you measure how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?
Give it a weigh , give it a weigh ,give it a weigh now.
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im not speculating, either, but id have been pretty peeved if i missed the thread and i ended up getting clipped, kindly accepting a lift home.
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
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im not speculating, either, but id have been pretty peeved if i missed the thread and i ended up getting clipped, kindly accepting a lift home.
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Martin Luther King Jr
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June 25, 2019, 08:30:14 PM »
Was in the pub last night with my mate and these four big blokes started gobbing off to us.
Pretend we are the police ,my clever mate said.
I only got halfway through the first verse of Roxanne before they started kicking the crap out of us.
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im not speculating, either, but id have been pretty peeved if i missed the thread and i ended up getting clipped, kindly accepting a lift home.
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Martin Luther King Jr
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July 01, 2019, 02:38:28 PM »
Just got back from visiting a lovely little place in Wales; Lloysthwycyyrigridarbrewwthh... sorry there was a hair in my mouth.
I went to Swansea
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Quote from: bobAlike on July 01, 2019, 02:38:28 PM
Just got back from visiting a lovely little place in Wales; Lloysthwycyyrigridarbrewwthh... sorry there was a hair in my mouth.
I went to Swansea
Don't call us.....
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July 01, 2019, 03:28:02 PM »
Quote from: RED-DOG on July 01, 2019, 02:56:09 PM
Quote from: bobAlike on July 01, 2019, 02:38:28 PM
Just got back from visiting a lovely little place in Wales; Lloysthwycyyrigridarbrewwthh... sorry there was a hair in my mouth.
I went to Swansea
Don't call us.....
Don't call you what?
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July 01, 2019, 07:57:41 PM »
Quote from: bobAlike on July 01, 2019, 03:28:02 PM
Quote from: RED-DOG on July 01, 2019, 02:56:09 PM
Quote from: bobAlike on July 01, 2019, 02:38:28 PM
Just got back from visiting a lovely little place in Wales; Lloysthwycyyrigridarbrewwthh... sorry there was a hair in my mouth.
I went to Swansea
Don't call us.....
Don't call you what?
Diverted.
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July 02, 2019, 09:59:14 AM »
Quote from: RED-DOG on July 01, 2019, 07:57:41 PM
Quote from: bobAlike on July 01, 2019, 03:28:02 PM
Quote from: RED-DOG on July 01, 2019, 02:56:09 PM
Quote from: bobAlike on July 01, 2019, 02:38:28 PM
Just got back from visiting a lovely little place in Wales; Lloysthwycyyrigridarbrewwthh... sorry there was a hair in my mouth.
I went to Swansea
Don't call us.....
Don't call you what?
Diverted.
One direction
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July 02, 2019, 04:00:19 PM »
Guess who I bumped into at Specsavers yesterday?
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July 02, 2019, 04:05:21 PM »
Quote from: bobAlike on July 02, 2019, 04:00:19 PM
Guess who I bumped into at Specsavers yesterday?
Everybody?
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July 02, 2019, 04:11:10 PM »
Saw a sign that made me piss myself today.
Toilets closed.
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July 03, 2019, 09:50:32 AM »
I went to see the doctor yesterday.
He said: "Don't eat anything fatty"
I said: "What, like bacon sausages and burgers?"
He said: "No fatty, don't eat anything"
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July 03, 2019, 11:23:14 AM »
Quote from: RED-DOG on July 03, 2019, 09:50:32 AM
I went to see the doctor yesterday.
He said: "Don't eat anything fatty"
I said: "What, like bacon sausages and burgers?"
He said: "No fatty, don't eat anything"
Jimmy Carr ITT
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