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« Reply #1365 on: July 18, 2020, 08:51:09 PM »

I'm selling a limited edition bottle of Tippex to a Chinese man.

I've told him it's a corrector's item.
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« Reply #1366 on: July 18, 2020, 10:09:17 PM »

I'm selling a limited edition bottle of Tippex to a Chinese man.

I've told him it's a corrector's item.

I laughed
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« Reply #1367 on: July 21, 2020, 06:57:32 PM »

I'm selling a limited edition bottle of Tippex to a Chinese man.

I've told him it's a corrector's item.

I laughed


Me too , I nearly cyied
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« Reply #1368 on: September 02, 2020, 04:35:43 PM »


Just been let down by a fancy dress shop after I tried to order a Shepherd’s outfit...

You can't get the staff these days!
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« Reply #1369 on: September 25, 2020, 04:12:07 PM »

Just farted so long and hard that my voice recognition software wrote a Daily Mail column
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« Reply #1370 on: October 04, 2020, 01:04:00 PM »

Doctor Doctor, I think I'm a supermarket.

How long have you felt that way?

Ever since I was Lidl.
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« Reply #1371 on: October 04, 2020, 06:12:36 PM »

How to tell the sex of an ant.

Drop it in a bucket of water.  If it sinks, it is girl ant.  If it floats, it is boy ant.
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« Reply #1372 on: October 08, 2020, 10:11:02 AM »

Not knowing enough about Greek mythology is my Achilles knee.
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« Reply #1373 on: November 12, 2020, 10:52:05 AM »

Looking in mirror today I thought to myself I'll always be a beefcake.

Oh wait I mean I'll always eat beef and cake.

Give me a break it's hard work to be this funny.
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« Reply #1374 on: November 12, 2020, 01:12:34 PM »

Looking in mirror today I thought to myself I'll always be a beefcake.

Oh wait I mean I'll always eat beef and cake.

Give me a break it's hard work to be this funny.


I'll give you a lol
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« Reply #1375 on: November 12, 2020, 01:42:51 PM »

Looking in mirror today I thought to myself I'll always be a beefcake.

Oh wait I mean I'll always eat beef and cake.

Give me a break it's hard work to be this funny.


I'll give you a lol

cool beans, i'll heat them beans up before i serve them with the beef
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« Reply #1376 on: December 22, 2020, 07:43:51 PM »

poor chris he was warned though
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« Reply #1377 on: January 09, 2021, 08:56:03 PM »

i went to a strip club the other night, met a dancer with 12 breast, seems strange, dozen tits?
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« Reply #1378 on: January 14, 2021, 12:28:44 PM »

Bloke down our local market this morning selling Oxford vaccinations for £2 each or 3 for a Pfizer.
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