CAUTION LONG POSTOk here is my report of this weekend....
Friday NightStarted off by meeting CF at his in Leeds, we got a taxi into town and met Stu, Evilpie, Eck, Longy, Jakally and kinboshi at the North Bar. Went to a bar called Mojos after this.
After we left Mojos i got a call from Claw telling us to meet the rest of them at the Dry Dock so we hailed 3 cabs and off we went. Team at the Dry Dock included, Claw, Ironside, The Duke, The Nun and Darren, Taximan, Imense, Sharplea and Joobie, Jon MW, Rex, Hold or Fold and TrafficJam, and probs some more i cant think of right now! Stu got a pitcher of Woo Woo in and then some jager bombs! Classic moment in this place came when Kinboshi broke the quiz machine after smashing it so hard!
After the Dry Dock it all got messy, few split up but most of us found our way to the OK Karaoke bar! I put my request in for the karaoke and was told there was a 30 minute waiting time! Sigh! But gave me the chance to get 5 more amouretto and cokes down for a bit of dutch! Witnessed 2 com singers, one was a lady wearing braces(the clothes item) and a white top with a jacko style hat! She performed the worst ever Billie Jean in history but it was so com! The other was a lady( cant remember what she sang but it was so bad!!) Me and Kin were making suicide gestures pretending to hang ourselves and slitting our wrists! This lady nearly cleared the place and broke down at the end of the song as the DeeJay cut her off! LOLZ She nearly glassed him and had to be restrained by somebody! I finally took to the stage and totally rocked the fcking socks of everybody in the room with my rendition of Mr Brightside by the Killers! AndrewT follwed by murdering the Music Man with assistence from Joobie and Claw!
After we left the Karaoke bar at 2am some of us went to the strip club and the rest went off to Alea. At the Strip joint Ironside was outside as we approached with one of the dancers from inside! Sure didnt get her number the sly dog! I played CF at pool, loser had to pay for the other mans dance! GG CF. It was now CF's birthday! We went to the bar and sat the was an awesome looking young lady! CF led her away and after they came back i cashed in from CF with the same girl! Pretty much fell in love with this girl! After everybody had done their brains we got some taxis to Alea.
At Alea there was a cash game going on! Table included Steelio, Jakally, Flushy, Shieldsy, Jones, ChipRich, Evilpie, Stu and bigfella! Bongo was dealing and few railers including Brunny, claw, joobie hold or fold and others! 2 seats became available so me and CF jumped in. Sat down with £30 and straight into the action as i put it all in with 3's. Jones took half my action but i didnt get there and was left with £15. I added another £20 to my stack. Managed to turn it into £190 wiiiiiiiii. Biggest pot was against Flushy after a 4 bet all in after his 3 bet with AK. Sure didnt 3 outer him. Flushy had K 6 on the X 6 X X A board. The game broke up about 5am so me and CF felt a bit peckish so we decided to get a taxi to Gala for some food. Before we left Alea we stuck £20 into Larry the Lobster! GG us after we dropped from £1 a spin to 10p a spin and the first spin we got the feature!
Went to gala to get some food. At Gala i saw a dealer had loads of chips stacked on his roulette table! I bet CF 10 english to go over and totally demolish all his chips over the table! So CF walked over but gayed out and asked the dealer if he could do it! Dealer said he sure couldnt so CF did as he was told and i payed up! Also bought the food after CF had done his bollox at Alea!
After food we got another taxi back to CF's. I set up stall on his Sofa and finally got to sleep around 6am!
Drink Count2 Cans of Kronenberg
1 Pint of Erdinger
3 Peach schnapps and Lemonade
3 Amouretto and Coke
1 Jug of Woo Woo
1 Jagerbomb
5 Amouretto and Coke
2 Amouretto and Coke
SaturdayWoke up around 9am and got up and ready for 5 a side football. Headed down to the venue and was 2nd person there after Tighty. Rooky9 folowed and we thought nobody else was going to show! Finally the shrewdie team arrived as did the welsh! We had exactly 10 players and teams were....
Shrewdies: Brent, ChipRich, Rooks, Steelio and Myself
Welsh: Asa, Rooky9, Bongo, and cant remember other 2 without checking.
Ref: Tighty
Camera: Ling
Railers: Brunny, Gatso, and a couple of others.
Football finished 3-3 and went to a penlaty shoot out! I tucked away a nice penalty but was overlooked by BH as it went to sudden death! Asa Saved from BH and the tucked away the winner himself.
Hero: Asa
Villain: BH
After the football i headed back to Cf's. He was going back to bed so i decided to drive back to the gym near my home. Did a few lenghts in the pool then had a steam room and shower to freshen up! After the gym i nipped back home for an hour before heading back to the Alea for the bB8 ME.
Met loads of people back at Alea and then the ME got underway. ME sure went well for me! Got my first stack AIPF against AndrewT with 8's against Q's! Board ran out X X X 8 Q GG Girgy. Jon MW took the rest of my chips after flopping a boat!
Floated around playing a bit of cash and a tighty sng! The Alea buffet was well nice! (Pizza and Wedges) The Comp finally reache the FT about 9.45pm. I stuck around for a bit before deciding to head home to bed as i was shattered! Wd to all that made the FT and specially Salfi and Neptune.
SundaySlept like a log after the last 2 days and got up around 10am. Went for my dinner with my Dad before heading to Leeds. Went to the hotel lobby about 1.40pm to find the RSQ wrapping up! Tank and Kinboshi were playing a heads up Chess match and others were milling around looking worn out! Went to Alea bout 2ish.
Heads up saw our dream draw my team vs Cf's. I was drawn against Neptune and was looking forward to a long awaited battle with him! On the same table rhodesy was playing Nana, Sick hand saw Rhodesy flop 2 pair with 6 4 on a 6 4 3 board, only to be slowrolled by nana who had flopped the straight with 7 5! 1-0 down. Gav lost to Salfi but Tim (nicknamed Sorry) beat Claw to make it 1-2. Jakally was smashing up CC on another table before disaster struck. Me and neptune got it all in pre, My A Q against his K 2. GG Girgy as the board rolled out A 2 X X K. Jakally won his game but we lost 3-2.
I got owned hard by Taximan in the roshambo.
Decided to head off with Rhodesy and Tim to play at Gala. Sure went well.
Ive probs missed loads of detail about the weekend but it has been fantastic and i cant wait for the next one!!
Highlights of the weekend: Friday night, Lapdace, Winning £140 in the cash game, owning the Karaoke, meeting lots of fab people!!
Lowlights of the weekend: People saying my name wrong! (prenounced girgi buy with a y sound!) Losing the football, all of the poker exept the friday night cash game and bB8 coming to an end
Really enjoyed myself! Thanks for reading!
Goodnight Godbless x
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