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« Reply #180 on: September 30, 2009, 12:53:51 PM » |
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Can we get the cook for sex strategy right for future attempts pls. Don't cook steak & chips, include a few cans, and settle down to eat in front of the footy with a tray on your lap. This is basically just cooking for yourself and putting a bit extra in for the lady. You will get comments like "the meal was very nice" cos the woman doesn't want to deter future endeavour around the household. Creative sexy cooking and romance is needed here and will afford the best chance of returning a profit.
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« Reply #181 on: September 30, 2009, 12:58:38 PM » |
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You will get comments like "the meal was very nice" cos the woman doesn't want to deter future endeavour around the household.
This really is the key to a smart woman. My parents used to fool me when I was much younger about how I made the best tea. It was only so they didn't have to get their arses up off the sofa at 9pm and make it themselves but this is a shrewd method. |
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« Reply #182 on: September 30, 2009, 01:05:45 PM » |
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You will get comments like "the meal was very nice" cos the woman doesn't want to deter future endeavour around the household.
This really is the key to a smart woman. My parents used to fool me when I was much younger about how I made the best tea. It was only so they didn't have to get their arses up off the sofa at 9pm and make it themselves but this is a shrewd method. yeah that along with "go on i will time you to see how long it takes for you to go to the shop" Really?? you got your watch ready Dad???....sigh |
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« Reply #183 on: September 30, 2009, 01:07:17 PM » |
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lol mugs!
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« Reply #184 on: September 30, 2009, 01:10:44 PM » |
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lol mugs!
lol Butlers FTW eh? |
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« Reply #185 on: September 30, 2009, 01:13:31 PM » |
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I've seen more appetising ready meals
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« Reply #186 on: September 30, 2009, 01:47:29 PM » |
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I always find the Waitrose recipe cards a good resource for a successful meal.
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« Reply #187 on: September 30, 2009, 01:51:57 PM » |
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You will get comments like "the meal was very nice" cos the woman doesn't want to deter future endeavour around the household.
This really is the key to a smart woman. My parents used to fool me when I was much younger about how I made the best tea. It was only so they didn't have to get their arses up off the sofa at 9pm and make it themselves but this is a shrewd method. yeah that along with "go on i will time you to see how long it takes for you to go to the shop" Really?? you got your watch ready Dad???....sigh My little sister gets like 1/100th of a second faster every day when she has to run upstairs get my laptop charger and bring it back down as quickly as possible and has done for the past 6 years. |
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« Reply #188 on: September 30, 2009, 02:09:29 PM » |
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You will get comments like "the meal was very nice" cos the woman doesn't want to deter future endeavour around the household.
This really is the key to a smart woman. My parents used to fool me when I was much younger about how I made the best tea. It was only so they didn't have to get their arses up off the sofa at 9pm and make it themselves but this is a shrewd method. yeah that along with "go on i will time you to see how long it takes for you to go to the shop" Really?? you got your watch ready Dad???....sigh My little sister gets like 1/100th of a second faster every day when she has to run upstairs get my laptop charger and bring it back down as quickly as possible and has done for the past 6 years. yeah, you think that's clever now but in a few years time she'll get her revenge by marrying Stu! |
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« Reply #189 on: September 30, 2009, 02:10:56 PM » |
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You will get comments like "the meal was very nice" cos the woman doesn't want to deter future endeavour around the household.
This really is the key to a smart woman. My parents used to fool me when I was much younger about how I made the best tea. It was only so they didn't have to get their arses up off the sofa at 9pm and make it themselves but this is a shrewd method. yeah that along with "go on i will time you to see how long it takes for you to go to the shop" Really?? you got your watch ready Dad???....sigh My little sister gets like 1/100th of a second faster every day when she has to run upstairs get my laptop charger and bring it back down as quickly as possible and has done for the past 6 years. yeah, you think that's clever now but in a few years time she'll get her revenge by marrying Stu! Divorce him and get half his mad dimes. |
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« Reply #190 on: September 30, 2009, 02:17:11 PM » |
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the key is to find a woman that's up for it, whatever the state of the dinner. Chances are if she's not gonna put out without the dinner, a well cooked meal is going to be a waste of time and effort.
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« Reply #191 on: September 30, 2009, 02:34:10 PM » |
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the key is to find a woman that's up for it, whatever the state of the dinner. Chances are if she's not gonna put out without the dinner, a well cooked meal is going to be a waste of time and effort.
A well cooked meal is never a waste of time and effort. I don't put out without it. |
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« Reply #192 on: September 30, 2009, 02:41:31 PM » |
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the key is to find a woman that's up for it, whatever the state of the dinner. Chances are if she's not gonna put out without the dinner, a well cooked meal is going to be a waste of time and effort.
A well cooked meal is never a waste of time and effort. I don't put out without it. Standards which should be applauded. |
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« Reply #193 on: September 30, 2009, 03:48:58 PM » |
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Next time, win-win:  |
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« Reply #194 on: September 30, 2009, 04:26:26 PM » |
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Next time, win-win: What is it? Has some one shat in jug and been sick in a frisbee |
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