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« Reply #60 on: October 02, 2009, 01:23:47 PM »

A ship carrying blue paint has collided with a ship carrying red paint. Both crews were marooned.


 
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« Reply #61 on: October 02, 2009, 01:24:05 PM »

And that's how to make a sheep go "Woof"

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« Reply #62 on: October 02, 2009, 01:28:02 PM »

This thread has gone a bit woolly now.
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« Reply #63 on: October 02, 2009, 01:29:09 PM »

An elephant has shit in the main street..................treat it as a roundabout
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« Reply #64 on: October 02, 2009, 01:29:42 PM »

This thread has gone a bit woolly now.

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« Reply #65 on: October 02, 2009, 01:41:15 PM »

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« Reply #66 on: October 02, 2009, 01:43:14 PM »

plumbing new depths now
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« Reply #67 on: October 05, 2009, 12:57:41 PM »

every thread turns into a joke eventually except the ones that start as a joke. fk our lives sigh
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« Reply #68 on: October 05, 2009, 01:03:43 PM »

every thread turns into a joke eventually except the ones that start as a joke. fk our lives sigh

lol welcome to blonde
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« Reply #69 on: October 05, 2009, 11:11:01 PM »

Buy a dog, after your session,take it for a walk just to clear your head then when you get up take it for a  walk/run or get a bike a let it run alongside.

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Is this such a good idea?  I had a dog before I got into poker and Id have thought that the amount of attention it would need for feeding, regular walks etc wouldnt be ideal for someone that may be stuck at their monitor for hours at a time without a break if theyre playing tourneys that have breaks at different times
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« Reply #70 on: October 06, 2009, 08:28:48 AM »

Buy a dog, after your session,take it for a walk just to clear your head then when you get up take it for a  walk/run or get a bike a let it run alongside.

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Is this such a good idea?  I had a dog before I got into poker and Id have thought that the amount of attention it would need for feeding, regular walks etc wouldnt be ideal for someone that may be stuck at their monitor for hours at a time without a break if theyre playing tourneys that have breaks at different times

Yeah should add a real caveat to that and make sure that whomever taking the advice is a dog person to begin with.

It depends on the games you play and the dog of course. My dog is frickin awesome, in that he just comes and sits by me when I am playing and then we have a really nice long walk, he gets knackered out, I sit and play a bit longer then take him out again (He is a lazy lab) - I know a guy with a cocker spaniel who needs to take him out 4 times a day, not the sort of mutt a an online pro should have.
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« Reply #71 on: October 06, 2009, 10:48:12 AM »

My dog Kizzy jumped on to my knee while I was playing poker. In the process, she landed on the mouse and called a raise and a re-raise all in.
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« Reply #72 on: October 06, 2009, 10:49:47 AM »

My dog Kizzy jumped on to my knee while I was playing poker. In the process, she landed on the mouse and called a raise and a re-raise all in.

You shouldn't keep your mouse between the floor and your knee Tom.
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« Reply #73 on: October 06, 2009, 10:53:17 AM »

My dog Kizzy jumped on to my knee while I was playing poker. In the process, she landed on the mouse and called a raise and a re-raise all in.

lol, i was in $25 sng last week, the highest I have ever played in, 1st hand,  , I re-raise 90% of my chips and other person goes all in, I have 100 chips left and baby trys to eat lappy as she is sat on my lap and presses fold button. fml. I couldnt help but laugh.
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« Reply #74 on: October 06, 2009, 10:56:13 AM »

Last night the batteries on my mouse were running low and I was too lazy to get off my arse and change them and the mouse started going a bit twitchy. I see raise and call infront of me on one of my tables and have suited aces and try and get there in time but the spazzy mouse flicked back to fold. I got up immediately as I didn't even wanna see the flop.
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