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« on: October 27, 2009, 08:27:06 PM »
I'm currently renting a house whilst I look for somewhere to buy.  My landlord is a policeman who lived in the house before I moved in, and he's now moved in with his girlfriend.

Anyway, he hasn't bothered having his post redirected, but anything that comes through that looks important I redirect to him.  The junk goes in a big pile and he can collect that if he comes round, otherwise it can go in the bin.

So, I get home tonight and there's a cardboard box that obviously has a DVD in it.  On the box it says the value of the items is £17.80, and it's been sent from Switzerland.  The box is one of those that says it can be opened by customs, but I think that also includes nosey tenants.  So I open it, and sure enough there's a DVD in a sealed case - and of course it's porn.  The paperwork in the box shows that the DVD was ordered in May.

So what do I do?  Do I just forward it on to him at his girlfriend's house?  Will he (or she) appreciate that?  What would you do? 



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« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2009, 08:27:56 PM »
Make a copy.
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« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2009, 08:28:15 PM »
watch it
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« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2009, 08:28:58 PM »
Sell it, enough porn for you to toss off with on line IMO.........
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« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2009, 08:29:12 PM »
People still buy porn on DVD?

Has he not heard of the internet?
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« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2009, 08:29:24 PM »
watch it, then keep it/flog it on ebay depending on the verdict.
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« Reply #6 on: October 27, 2009, 08:29:39 PM »
omg i would so pretend i couldnt get in toutch with him and send it to his local station
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« Reply #7 on: October 27, 2009, 08:29:51 PM »
You're an eejit for opening his mail in the first place.  Go sit in the corner.  For a long time.  You're grounded!
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« Reply #8 on: October 27, 2009, 08:30:16 PM »
Quote from: AndrewT on October 27, 2009, 08:29:12 PM
People still buy porn on DVD?

Has he not heard of the internet?

it might be some really weird porn
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« Reply #9 on: October 27, 2009, 08:30:30 PM »
set up torrent. post link here
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« Reply #10 on: October 27, 2009, 08:30:38 PM »
Quote from: bolt pp on October 27, 2009, 08:29:39 PM
omg i would so pretend i couldnt get in toutch with him and send it to his local station

On second thoughts potential future bribery FTW......
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« Reply #11 on: October 27, 2009, 08:30:52 PM »
Quote from: bolt pp on October 27, 2009, 08:29:39 PM
omg i would so pretend i couldnt get in toutch with him and send it to his local station

Thought had crossed my mind... Wink
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« Reply #12 on: October 27, 2009, 08:31:24 PM »
Quote from: Claw75 on October 27, 2009, 08:29:24 PM
watch it, flog it, then keep it.

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« Reply #13 on: October 27, 2009, 08:31:40 PM »
Sent in May?

Looks like every fcker has been having a watch!

Obv he hasnt told u he is due a parcel and has probs forgot about it since may so id keep it and watch it!
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« Reply #14 on: October 27, 2009, 08:32:43 PM »
title of said DVD required imo.
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