G Casino Luton 2009 blondeite league

[Sighmuns]

Greg's report of the night:

- Fully registered tourn
- Cash game begins
- I win a hand
- Lionel has the nuts
- Rebuy
- Lionel has the nuts
- Leave significantly poorer

The End

[Chompy]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Alex                 27     6    1    1    4       128      4.74
Celtic               65     3    1    4    9       158      2.43 *
Snatiramas           57     2    3    1    10      133      2.33 *
Tightend             58     2    2    2    14      133      2.29 *
Gamblor              30     2    0    2    3       64       2.13
Lucky                77     4    1    1    15      154      2
Nirvana              91     4    4    1    14      178      1.96
Winkie               25     0    1    1    6       47       1.88
Sir Donksalot        84     6    2    0    6       143      1.70 *
Simon G              45     1    1    1    8       76       1.69
Tikay                47     1    1    2    6       79       1.68
Holdorfold           30     1    1    1    3       50       1.67 *
Chompy               82     2    2    1    12      123      1.50 *
Pelham Boy           25     0    1    1    4       35       1.40
Dingdell             25     0    0    1    4       34       1.36
China Mug            133    3    3    1    15      176      1.32
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Claw                 37     0    0    1    5       39       1.05
Jeff Buftybarger     25     1    0    0    1       22       0.88
Xpressman            38     0    0    0    4       27       0.71

Updated up to and including Wed 23 December
* - December total included

December results
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
Alex TFOP            1    1    1    0       35
Holdorfold           0    1    1    1       27
China Mug            0    0    1    2       21
J-Buff               1    0    0    0       15
Dingdell             0    0    1    0       8
Nirvana              0    0    0    1       4
Tikay                0    0    0    1       3

Ctrl + A, Ctrl + C, Ctrl + V...
Final two tables, all in versus pocket jacks, lose. Zzzzz.
Anti-japery.
Justice for nitrolling the reigning World Women's Open champion probz.

Highlights of the night...

MDD reporting he 'got a bit lucky', three way all-in with KK v AK v AA. Hit the king.
MDD laughing like never before after hitting Thomas with a balloon. Big kid.
Taking £20 off Nirvana in a side bet, him having my ace queen, me having random donk's JJ. Mug.
Nirvana bubbling, then blubbing.

Also present...
Snatiramas (tez call with quads), Holdyfold and Dario Minieri sticking needles in his eyes.

Absent...
Sir Donksalot. Jelly and party games at Brown Owl's house. A shameful example of sitting on a lead imo.

[nirvana]

I do not blub, I shall return stronger, better - how was my J2 < AK, 92 < 44, K8 < KT

If you take beats like this, it's hard to win

Merry Xmas blonde leaguers and see you all soon

[Drain Alien]

Dear chompster
who is the Luton version of Dario plz......

[Chompy]

Dear chompster
who is the Luton version of Dario plz......

http://www.racingpost.com/news/poker/tony-kendall/659638/playerprofiles/

Anyone else braving the slush and the glacier in the car park to partake in tonight's tournadonk? £50 5000 chips 6pm start.

[Claw75]

Dear chompster
who is the Luton version of Dario plz......

http://www.racingpost.com/news/poker/tony-kendall/659638/playerprofiles/

Anyone else braving the slush and the glacier in the car park to partake in tonight's tournadonk? £50 5000 chips 6pm start.

I'll be there this evening with my old man

[Chompy]

Dear chompster
who is the Luton version of Dario plz......

http://www.racingpost.com/news/poker/tony-kendall/659638/playerprofiles/

Anyone else braving the slush and the glacier in the car park to partake in tonight's tournadonk? £50 5000 chips 6pm start.

I'll be there this evening with my old man

Will he be wearing a scarf again?

[the sicilian]

Absent...
Sir Donksalot. Jelly and party games at Brown Owl's house. A shameful example of sitting on a lead imo.



...... JAPES ......

[Chompy]

Today I will mostly be going back through this thread to ease the boredom of having nothing to bet on.

To get the juices flowing, here's the two poker interviews staged at the Enfield Municipal early in the year...

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/1461671/

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/468371/

[HOLDorFOLD]

LOL at clown pic   


That's me done for the year.  GL to anyone going tonight.


Merry Christmas Leaguers

Mich/x

[Chompy]

Top Ten 2009 Luton Nicknames - Official Review Of The Year

1. SIR DONKSALOT

(Natural habitat - Enfield Municipal Sauna)
(Latin names - Hannus Montanus, Chirpus Muchus, Floatus Rimmus)

Before he joined the Girl Guides in the autumn of 2009, Sir Donksalot had become one of the hottest properties in Luton, leaving behind an abysmal start to the campaign with a string of luckbox victories.
During the win spree, which earned him the moniker MDD Jnr in certain quarters, Sir Donksalot not only eased he's relegation fears but eventually usurped the Racing Post-nominated Best Player In Luton in the now-infamous Clown Stakes.
Other notable cashes have included when not winning APAT last autumn and when not beating cult figure Nick Salad heads up after finding aces 23 times in a donkament last summer.
The year 2010 promises much for Sir Donksalot, who's high on most lists of professional judges' players to follow and in more than his share of Fantasy Poker teams. Expect to hear some loud chirping once the weather warms up in the spring and he comes out of his cardboard box.

2. BRITISH GAS

(Natural habitat - Cash tables from 9pm)
(Latin names - Donkus Quickus, Rankus Goateyus)

British Gas burst on to the domestic scene in the summer, baffling the established Luton folk with a heady mix of fearless aggression and guesswork.
A quieter end to the campaign led to British Gas trying different styles of play and fashion, including attending the G dressed as a funeral director, growing a tez goatey and latterly donning Princess Leia headphones (although fortunately not the gold bikini to go with them).
Despite threatening to take a break from the game as a result of ‘running bad’, British Gas is one to watch closely in 2010.

3. SNITCHY

(Natural habitat - C&A, Threshers)
(Latin name - Flippus Floppus)

2009 was the year that saw Snitchy Glenn not only improve his game in leaps and bounds but also strike up a memorable comedy double act with veteran performer MDD (see entry no.4).
Despite a shambolic fashion display in Juuune, when opting to wear flip flops and that hoopy Grace Bros t-shirt for his WSOP debut, Snitchy Glenn has now become an established force at the G, latterly wrongly proclaiming himself to be the Best Player In Luton at other venues.
While a £4m Fantasy Poker price tag may seem excessive, Snitchy Glenn has improved to such a degree that he is now offering one-on-one tuition. He remains one to keep on the right side for 2010.

4. MDD

(Natural habitat - Final tables)
(Natural enemy - Dealers)
(Preys on - The weak, feeble, young, old, middle-aged, males, females. Also likes ice cream)
(Latin names - Dickus Grinchus, Curmudgeonasaurus Rex, Aceus Allinus Binkus Regulari)

As with comedy partner Snitchy, 2009 was the year that saw MDD finally bow to public demand and offer one-on-one tuition from his Bedfordshire base.
Expect demand to be high for his multi-dimensional services next season - indeed he is fully booked for several months in advance - so book now to avoid further disappointment.
Such has been MDD’s impact among regulars of all ages at the G that his catchphrase ‘If you’ve got an ace, go all in, most of the time they can’t call’ can now be heard during most tournaments.
Sharper than ever at the age of 93, MDD shows no signs of decline and fully deserves his position as the most expensive player in the Fantasy poker lists.

5. ROCKSTAR

(Natural habitat - 02 Arena, Top Shop)
(Latin name - Denimus Maximus)

With a game that put the ‘Rock’ in Rockstar, this Bon Jovi groupie threatens to be a name to watch during his first league campaign in 2010.
Although absent in recent months, having cleaned out Joe’s Talc Emporium during the sweaty summer months in a bid to ease into his denim drainpipes, Rockstar has continued to make his presence felt with his Michael Fish-like weather reports.

6. ALAN McBINK

(Natural habitat - Cleatus’s Cowboy Shirt Factory)
(Preys on - McDonald’s breakfasts)
(Latin name - Binkus Likeus Dickus)

Some would say it was a close-run thing as to whose game came on in most leaps and bounds during 2009, Snitchy or Mr McBink’s, but the majority would just about give the nod to the latter.
When not found burying romantic trinkets for Mrs McBink in the back garden with his jewel-encrusted trowel, Alan McBink enjoys nothing more than donning his favourite line-dancing outfit for a trip to the G.
Tipped by many as the natural successor to MDD, Alan McBink has loosened his game considerably in recent times and the sky remains the limit.

7. COCO POPS

(Natural habitat - The fence)
(Latin names - Wishyus Washyus)

It took until late August for Coco Pops to make his decision between frosted shreddies and his now-preferred chocolate-flavoured treat, but then there was then no going back. Once he’d thought for a while longer and checked with Niall.
Coco Pops’ absence of late is now thought to have been due to baby leave, not because he’s been stuck in the cereal isle at Tesco, trying to work out the plus and minus points of Coco Pops Mega Munchers over his usual standard box.

8. USADENNIS

(Natural habitat - Etiquette Convention Circuit)
(Latin names - Fistus Pumpus, Choppus Negativi)

With his distinctive size 18 Clarks and rugby shirts, USADennis cuts quite the figure and is near impossible to miss.
Whether he’s requesting the dealer ‘give it to him one time’, table slapping, fist pumping or pistol whipping, there’s rarely a quiet moment when USADennis is in the groove, the obvious exception coming when stacked up and a deal is being mooted.
A book on poker etiquette is in the pipeline for 2010, while the hardy souls that have chosen him for their fantasy team will be hoping for plenty more fist action in the coming months.


More to follow...

[the sicilian]

Top Ten 2009 Luton Nicknames

1. SIR DONKSALOT

(Natural habitat - Enfield Municipal Sauna)
(Latin names - Hannus Montanus, Chirpus Muchus, Floatus Rimmus)

Before he joined the Girl Guides in the autumn of 2009, Sir Donksalot had become one of the most hottest properties in Luton, leaving behind an abysmal start to the campaign with a string of luckbox victories.
During the win spree, which earned him the moniker MDD Jnr in certain quarters, Sir Donksalot not only eased he's relegation fears but eventually usurped the Best Player In Luton in the now-infamous Clown Stakes.
Other notable cashes have included when not winning APAT last autumn and when not beating cult figure Nick Salad heads up after finding aces 23 times in a donkament last summer.
The year 2010 promises much for Sir Donksalot, who's high on most lists of professional judges' players to follow and in more than his share of Fantasy Poker teams. Expect to hear some loud chirping once the weather warms up in the spring and he comes out of his cardboard box.

More to follow...

LOL

Japeamonts.....

[Snatiramas]

Dear League Elders.

Having raided the kids moneyboxes I realise that I have enough money for the freeroll at 2pm. How are points awarded for this valuetastic tourney.

[Chompy]

Dear League Elders.

Having raided the kids moneyboxes I realise that I have enough money for the freeroll at 2pm. How are points awarded for this valuetastic tourney.

[X] There sure are points on offer for the freeroll

[the sicilian]

Dear League Elders.

Having raided the kids moneyboxes I realise that I have enough money for the freeroll at 2pm. How are points awarded for this valuetastic tourney.

[X] There sure are points on offer for the freeroll

Bah ....Humbug.... no Xmas Japeamonts for Snatty