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« Reply #210 on: June 14, 2010, 02:19:20 PM »

Don't do it Matt,stick to drinkaments and takeaways,gyms are for losers  
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« Reply #211 on: June 14, 2010, 02:26:07 PM »

I've taken up roller skating for exercise... Is there a manly way to say that? 
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« Reply #212 on: June 14, 2010, 02:31:47 PM »

Matt you must be the person least in need of exercise on thif forum
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« Reply #213 on: June 14, 2010, 02:33:41 PM »

what are you doing for losing the old love handles and belly? I have been going to the gym 3/4 times a week for the past 3 months and everything is bulking up and fat is slowly dripping away but my stomach still looks F'ing ridiculous. (I have obviously don't sit-ups and all that shyte but it doesn't seem to worl.)

you can't spot reduce fat. eat less tubby bro



Crap...I actually eat pretty healthy and not too much...it just doesn't go anywhere.

OH, and my moobs are growing...Thanks pec excercises...Sure they are getting firmer but now I just have big firm moobs!
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« Reply #214 on: June 14, 2010, 02:34:19 PM »

I've taken up roller skating for exercise... Is there a manly way to say that? 

sorry bro, boxers jump rope, pink poodle owners roller skate

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« Reply #215 on: June 14, 2010, 02:35:49 PM »

Matt you must be the person least in need of exercise on thif forum

I agree... Shocked
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« Reply #216 on: June 14, 2010, 03:57:47 PM »

I've taken up roller skating for exercise... Is there a manly way to say that? 

Best I can think of.
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« Reply #217 on: June 14, 2010, 04:03:04 PM »

I've taken up roller skating for exercise... Is there a manly way to say that? 

I snapped you out with Kinbo last week.
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« Reply #218 on: June 14, 2010, 04:05:10 PM »

Matt I think you could get quite big mate.

My thinking is based on your frame (you are quite tall).
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« Reply #219 on: June 14, 2010, 04:06:41 PM »

Matt I think you could get quite big mate.

My thinking is based on your frame (you are quite tall).

Gosh Cos, great minds think alike.   
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« Reply #220 on: June 14, 2010, 04:20:52 PM »

what are you doing for losing the old love handles and belly? I have been going to the gym 3/4 times a week for the past 3 months and everything is bulking up and fat is slowly dripping away but my stomach still looks F'ing ridiculous. (I have obviously don't sit-ups and all that shyte but it doesn't seem to worl.)

you can't spot reduce fat. eat less tubby bro



love handles and belly are the tough bit. It drops off everywhere else first. round your middle is the main depository for all that crap you've been eating and drinking for 40 years, it's deeply embedded. Your body thinks it's your natural weight now so you have to fight to shift it.

burn more calaroies than you consume and 5/6 small meals a day.
drink water only and lots of it.
sleep 7 hours per night minimum.
as your muscles grow you will burn more fat during your sleep.
protein rich diet to build those muscles.
eat no longer than 90 mins after your excercise.
make sure you are pushing yourself in your routines and do that at a good pace no 5 min rests between sets etc

up your cardio to shift those calories, i really like the 'jumping rope' i'm getting pretty tasty at it, not quite muhammed ali but getting there, so i don't find it a chore and do 30 mins 5 days a week. I also play football once a week, tennis once or twice, a couple of rowing sessions and in total about an hour walking the steepest incline on the running machine.
 - all that and its still only getting there slowly


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« Reply #221 on: June 14, 2010, 04:22:47 PM »

this looks like a good exercise

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« Reply #222 on: June 14, 2010, 04:36:44 PM »

Roller Skating - the only sport I have in which I have a chance of being the manliest participant...
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« Reply #223 on: June 14, 2010, 04:39:02 PM »

this looks like a good exercise



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« Reply #224 on: June 14, 2010, 06:40:00 PM »

Roller Skating - the only sport I have in which I have a chance of being the manliest participant...

Still quite a slim chance


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