Or were the questions aimed at the stripper ex girlfriend?
how much did you pay?
More than you could ever imagine earning in a lifetime.
EDIT: Fixed you're crappy attempt at quoting. No need to thank me.
Meh you should have said "more than you could ever imagine earning in your pathetic lifetime" or "excuse for a lifetime" or something like that. I found your insult (i know you'll come back with "its the truth not an insult blah blah") very timid and now I kinda feel sorry for you being old etc.
So to carry on from the above, you spent millions on a stripper and now you're seeing a barmaid?
Please tell me if im being rude, but are your wrists fully intact?
Lol at millions. As if I'd spend millions on a woman!! No the stripper cost me about tree fiddy.
I just assumed that was more than someone of your imbecilic tendancies was capable of earning in your doubtless short, pointless life.
So to correct your slight error I spent 3 and a half quid on a stripper and now I'm seeing an ex barmaid.
You are not being rude. You are just doing what comes naturally to you.
My wrists are currently still in one piece which is quite an impressive feat to say that they are 35 years old.
One has to wonder how your's will be in later life having spent most of it holding a mouse or tapping away at a keyboard?
Out of interest Pleno how old are you? I'd be interested in knowing what a sad existence I may have had to look forward to had I been born a few years later.
Hey Matt. I can call you Matt right?
Oh I see you're trying to fit in with the "internet kidz" - tree fiddy, bravo.
She sounds like fantastic value actually, did she have all of her limbs intact?
I'm actually 22 mate, just turned, I moved to Gibraltar and currently enjoying it immensely. Here is a picture of my apartment -
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs021.snc6/165145_1264157582084_1774080254_492479_2761801_n.jpgand here is a picture of my balcony -
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs015.snc6/166582_1264158022095_1774080254_492482_3427621_n.jpgNo, fortunately my boss (Mr Greekstein) allows me away from my PC. For instane on Saturday night, we got picked up in a Limo and taken to Dreamers (a club in Marbella) we had vodka/champagne service in the limo and then bottle service in the club. When we told them (the girls) we were from teh internetz they were incredibly impressed and basically put it on a plate. Four Spanish girls later I finally decided on a cute oriental (my first ever one) and I must say I was impressed.
You are more than welcome to come out here with your ex barmaid, I'm actually sitting on my balcony posting here, I can see a huge cruise liner about 2 miles away, maybe shes working?