Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[Xpressman]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Simon G              2      0    1    0    2       24       12.00
2Tight               3      1    0    0    1       28       9.33
Ropey Flush          2      0    1    0    0       15       7.50
Winkie               4      1    0    0    2       27       6.75
Greg Sighmuns        12     3    0    0    2       70       5.83
Boer Wars            32     7    2    3    8       184      5.75
Tikay                6      0    1    0    2       26       4.33
Chompy               12     1    2    0    2       49       4.08
Jonnyplum            17     2    0    1    3       66       3.88
Ericredkite          4      0    0    1    0       15       3.75 *
G-Rodge              17     2    0    2    2       59       3.47
Sir Donksalot        14     2    0    0    1       43       3.07
China Mug            38     0    4    2    8       116      3.05
Luther               34     2    1    1    7       102      3.00
Free Rollin          3      0    0    1    0       9        3.00
W4SP                 4      0    0    0    1       11       2.75
Evil Edna            24     2    0    1    3       65       2.71
Rockstar             38     2    2    0    7       99       2.61
Holdyfoldy           12     0    0    1    3       31       2.58
Lucky                15     2    0    0    1       38       2.53
Unimaginative        17     2    0    1    1       40       2.35
Handsome Paul        9      1    0    0    0       21       2.33
Nirvana              19     1    1    0    2       42       2.21
British Gas          13     0    1    0    2       27       2.08
Celtic               4      0    0    0    1       8        2.00
Drain Alien          14     0    0    0    4       27       1.93
Dingdell             8      1    0    0    0       15       1.88
Pizzled              22     2    0    0    2       40       1.82
LittleRedRidingHood  11     0    1    0    1       17       1.55
RUHolding            11     0    1    0    0       17       1.55
Xpressman            16     0    0    2    1       24       1.50
Snatiramas           2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Claw                 2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Inthebelly           3      0    0    0    0       0        0
Pelham Boy           3      0    0    0    0       0        0
Tightend             4      0    0    0    0       0        0
Alex                 6      0    0    0    0       0        0

Updated up to Mon 22 March

The weekend saver points have now been added in, with Thomas awarded another five for the Omaha and Pinot Grigio's whipping boy collecting four more for Saturday's exploits.
Last night was a repeat performance of four days ago, with Edna (ranked no.1 in the world at the moment in my exclusive new ratings) owning the final table and taking the win, and me taking second. Xpressman binked third, while Boer Wars also final tabled but got no points for once.
Comedy moment of the night was a guy playing a hand by himself against me. First he went all in out of turn, so I said "I guess I check", then he turned his hand over! Never seen that before. He had the flush and a double bellybuster thingy straight flush. Obv got all excited.
Then there was Rockstar and random donk hollywooding each other after the former flopped a set and the latter flopped a royal flush.
Gotta love Luton.

Last night was most enjoyable,myself and Mr.Fosters stayed to watch the conclusion into the early hours

If only the other male dominated final tablers had the testicles that Edna has

To summerise: Edna was the only one not wanting to do a deal,she was eventually brow beaten into submission by those that will remain nameless

The Railtards were not impressed

I was on the final table with Edna, as it was late (2.30am) Chompy suggested a deal so all would take £270 each, which was rejected by Edna .......A few hands later i suggested that we all took £200 each and play for the remainding money which was agreed .............At no point in my opinion was Edna Brow beaten into doing a deal !!!
I have the utmost respect for Edna ( as my kalooki partner)  and i personally would never brow beat anyone into a deal and i do not believe that was the case ........If someone does not want to do a deal....... it is there prerogative End of Story    This is not a rant just my opinion- Well done Edna Good Win....

[luther101]

A huge thank you to the my internet provider - B phuqqin T - for their sterling service, last night.

Down to the last three in a Billy Hill Eye-poker comp, blinds 5 and 10k, I do a sneaky little min raise with AA on the button, and it's       .....      sodding freezeout time!!!!

When Mr British Telecrappycom 'allows me back', my once proud stack of 360k is down to a measly 63k    .....     I finished turd (because I couldn't finish any phuqqin lower).

After playing better than Nirvana - after downing seven bottles of granny's sherry - said kick in the nuts was extremely unwelcome, to say the least.

[ x ] Wish I'd gone to the Tuesday Luton Open instead.

Excellent Luther - sets an appropriate standard for all players to know if their poker skillz are in the upper 10th percentile or not

Like the Whipsnade story Rockstar - v funny

Just binked $ 739.97 for 2nd in the $ 4.5k guaranteed re-buy thingy on Eye-Poker -  losing h/u to a snail munching Surrender Monkey        ......         oh the Shame of it, Nelson must be turning in his grave!

[nirvana]

Absolutely shameful :-)

[Rockstar]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Simon G              2      0    1    0    2       24       12.00
2Tight               3      1    0    0    1       28       9.33
Ropey Flush          2      0    1    0    0       15       7.50
Winkie               4      1    0    0    2       27       6.75
Greg Sighmuns        12     3    0    0    2       70       5.83
Boer Wars            32     7    2    3    8       184      5.75
Tikay                6      0    1    0    2       26       4.33
Chompy               12     1    2    0    2       49       4.08
Jonnyplum            17     2    0    1    3       66       3.88
Ericredkite          4      0    0    1    0       15       3.75 *
G-Rodge              17     2    0    2    2       59       3.47
Sir Donksalot        14     2    0    0    1       43       3.07
China Mug            38     0    4    2    8       116      3.05
Luther               34     2    1    1    7       102      3.00
Free Rollin          3      0    0    1    0       9        3.00
W4SP                 4      0    0    0    1       11       2.75
Evil Edna            24     2    0    1    3       65       2.71
Rockstar             38     2    2    0    7       99       2.61
Holdyfoldy           12     0    0    1    3       31       2.58
Lucky                15     2    0    0    1       38       2.53
Unimaginative        17     2    0    1    1       40       2.35
Handsome Paul        9      1    0    0    0       21       2.33
Nirvana              19     1    1    0    2       42       2.21
British Gas          13     0    1    0    2       27       2.08
Celtic               4      0    0    0    1       8        2.00
Drain Alien          14     0    0    0    4       27       1.93
Dingdell             8      1    0    0    0       15       1.88
Pizzled              22     2    0    0    2       40       1.82
LittleRedRidingHood  11     0    1    0    1       17       1.55
RUHolding            11     0    1    0    0       17       1.55
Xpressman            16     0    0    2    1       24       1.50
Snatiramas           2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Claw                 2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Inthebelly           3      0    0    0    0       0        0
Pelham Boy           3      0    0    0    0       0        0
Tightend             4      0    0    0    0       0        0
Alex                 6      0    0    0    0       0        0

Updated up to Mon 22 March

The weekend saver points have now been added in, with Thomas awarded another five for the Omaha and Pinot Grigio's whipping boy collecting four more for Saturday's exploits.
Last night was a repeat performance of four days ago, with Edna (ranked no.1 in the world at the moment in my exclusive new ratings) owning the final table and taking the win, and me taking second. Xpressman binked third, while Boer Wars also final tabled but got no points for once.
Comedy moment of the night was a guy playing a hand by himself against me. First he went all in out of turn, so I said "I guess I check", then he turned his hand over! Never seen that before. He had the flush and a double bellybuster thingy straight flush. Obv got all excited.
Then there was Rockstar and random donk hollywooding each other after the former flopped a set and the latter flopped a royal flush.
Gotta love Luton.

Last night was most enjoyable,myself and Mr.Fosters stayed to watch the conclusion into the early hours

If only the other male dominated final tablers had the testicles that Edna has

To summerise: Edna was the only one not wanting to do a deal,she was eventually brow beaten into submission by those that will remain nameless

The Railtards were not impressed

I was on the final table with Edna, as it was late (2.30am) Chompy suggested a deal so all would take £270 each, which was rejected by Edna .......A few hands later i suggested that we all took £200 each and play for the remainding money which was agreed .............At no point in my opinion was Edna Brow beaten into doing a deal !!!
I have the utmost respect for Edna ( as my kalooki partner)  and i personally would never brow beat anyone into a deal and i do not believe that was the case ........If someone does not want to do a deal....... it is there prerogative End of Story    This is not a rant just my opinion- Well done Edna Good Win....

Im surprised at just how easy it was Mr.Xpressman....

[Drain Alien]

What's the story behind the amazing dissapearing / re-appearing post?

[Chompy]

I would have been owned heads up versus Late Night Poker's finest, plus it was getting late obv...

[Drain Alien]

I would have been owned heads up versus Late Night Poker's finest, plus it was getting late obv...

[ x ]   You would have been.

[Drain Alien]

Picking on a poor defenceless lady is deplorable behaviour Chompy
shouldn't be allowed

does James drink fosters?
I hadn't realised

As we dont do Meths on tap in this country,he puts up with the Fosters

We drove past Whipsnade Zoo the other day,it took 3 of us to hold him down and explain that those species are protected in this country

He kept mumbling on about lunch, or something

Hey that Zebra winked at me I swear! Just had a final table for breakfast though so was'nt hunger on my mind.

[Lucky]

Breaking news - Omaha newbie wins Blonde league event.

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=46916.270

Brag post obv.

[Laxie]

Was skill.  All skill. 

[Lucky]

Was skill.  All skill.  

I'll admit to one horrendous out draw aginst Ger  

Just living up to my name.

[Laxie]

Was skill.  All skill.  

I'll admit to one horrendous out draw aginst Ger  

Just living up to my name.

Shhhhhhhhh!!!  I was giving you proper credit ffs!!!

[turny]

What's the story behind the amazing dissapearing / re-appearing post?

it appeared then disappeared then reappeared (slightly different) thats the story!

[$muszlesz$]

wot times does tonights donkament start pls

[nirvana]

8.30pm is the normal time