Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[celtic]

I sure am good at poker

fyp

[Drain Alien]

'Gotcha!’ (A.Gotch)      617
Adrian Gotch   156
Paul Noonan   175
Phil Cooklin   
James Miller   242
Tony Kendall   44

‘Phoenix 5’ (G.Rogers)      621
Adrian Gotch   156
Paul Noonan   175
Graham Wheldon   96
Ian Needleman   69
Graham Rogers   125

‘Jonny’s Plums’ (D.Johnson)   485
Dave Johnson   135
Tom Myland   184
Dean Morris   93
George Michael   73
Ian Bradley   

‘The Rock-Steady Crew’ (P.Noonan)   462
Adrian Gotch   156
Paul Noonan   175
Alan McBride   53
Dennis Barnes   9
Ian Needleman   69

'A Glass Half Full' (G.Henderson)   462
Glenn Henderson   77
Adrian Gotch   156
Graham Wheldon   96
Gavin Kan   88
Tony Kendall   44

‘Re-Binked’ (A.McBride)   418
Glenn Henderson   77
Graham Wheldon   96
Dean Morris   93
Gavin Kan   88
Ian Needleman   69

‘Holdorfantasyfolk’ (M.Bashir)   410
Tom Myland   184
Alex Martin   9
Alan McBride   53
Graham Rogers   125
Michelle Bashir   46

‘Most Of The Time They Can’t Call’ (G.Wheldon)   402
Glenn Henderson   77
Darren Athinis   110
Chris Poulton   50
Graham Wheldon   96
Ian Needleman   69

‘Prime Beef’ (J.Buffenbarger)   399
Dick Lynch   101
Tom Myland   184
Vince Calenti   76
Simon Galloway   33
Jeff Buffenbarger   5

‘Fake Madrid’ (G.Symons)   374
Glenn Henderson   77
Derek John Miller   62
Graham Wheldon   96
Dean Morris   93
Michelle Bashir   46

‘Edna’s Dream Team’ (E.Adams)   379
Dick Lynch   101
Edna Adams   141
Alan Gray   66
Tracey Dell   27
Tony Kendall   44

‘Alien Attack’ (D.Allen)      373
Adrian Gotch   156
Alex Martin   9
Vince Calenti   77
Darren Allen   63
Ian Needleman   69

‘Deer’s Testicles FTW’ (G.Kan)   357
Alan McBride   53
Alan Gray   66
Edna Adams   141
Dennis Barnes   9
Gavin Kan   88

Hello, Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles’ (M.Jarvis)   352
Lalit Khajuria   94
Glenn Henderson   77
Dean Morris   93
Gavin Kan   88
Ian Bradley   

‘Team Doddery Noddery’ (T.Kendall)   323
Dick Lynch   101
Vince Calenti   76
Dean Morris   93
Gurpreet Nagi   9
Tony Kendall   44

‘Property Express All-Stars’ (I.Needleman)   305
Alex Martin   9
Alan Gray   66
Vince Calenti   70
Graham Wheldon   91
Ian Needleman   69

‘I’ll Never Be As Good As Chompy’ (V.Calenti)   296
Dick Lynch   101
Vince Calenti   70
Gavin Kan   88
Pete Kwan   37
Martin Jarvis   

‘Muck All In’ (C.Poulton)   290
Dean Morris   93
Vince Calenti   76
Richard Prew   30
Phil Cooklin   
Graham Wheldon   91

‘Last Men Standing’ (P.Ephremsen)   287
Alan McBride   53
Alex Martin   9
Brijesh Das   50
Graham Rogers   125
Paul Ephremsen   50

‘Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)   281
Glenn Henderson   77
Alex Martin   9
Vince Calenti   76
Paul Ephremsen   50
Ian Needleman   69

‘Sad Muppet Time’ (D.Colton)   242
Dick Lynch   101
Alex Martin   9
Gavin Kan   88
Dave Colton   
Tony Kendall   44

‘If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em’ (G.Dealer)   235
Alex Martin   9
Derek John Miller   62
Vince Calenti   76
Gavin Kan   88
Dave Colton   

‘League Of Unlikely Gentlemen’ (D.Onksalot)   221
Alan McBride   53
Dean Morris   93
Vince Calenti   76
Phil Cooklin   
Dennis Barnes   9

THE UPDATES BELOW HAVE BEEN APPLIED ABOVE...

15 pts rockstar for saturday
12 pts for eda for saturday
15 pts for lalit on sunday
7 pts for grodge on sunday
6 pts for celtic on sunday
5 pts for chumpy on ssunday

SUMMARY FANTASY TABLE TO FOLLOW.

Drainy.

[Claw75]

I won't be going to stanleys as i just pwned usa dennis heads up in a £20 single table sat. Woop woop yeah baby *fist pump table slam*

[Drain Alien]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Boer Wars            59     9    2    4    10      242      4.10
Winkie               10     1    0    0    3       37       3.70
Greg Sighmuns        19     3    0    0    2       70       3.68 *
Celtic               24     3    0    0    4       76       3.17 *
G-Rodge              41     5    1    2    6       125      3.05 *
Sir Donksalot        32     2    1    2    3       93       2.91 *
Jonnyplum            48     3    1    1    8       135      2.81 *
China Mug            66     2    4    3    11      184      2.79
Handsome Paul        18     2    0    0    2       50       2.78
Simon G              12     0    1    1    2       33       2.75 *
CH10 MPY             39     3    2    0    5       96       2.46 *
Luther               73     3    1    3    11      175      2.40 *
Tikay                19     1    1    0    2       44       2.32
Claw                 26     2    1    1    1       60       2.31 *
Tightend             13     0    0    2    2       30       2.31 *
LittleRedRidingHood  27     1    1    1    5       62       2.30 *
Evil Edna            62     5    2    1    5       141      2.27
Rockstar             69     4    3    2    9       156      2.26 *
Pizzled              44     2    2    1    4       88       2.00 *
British Gas          25     0    2    0    3       50       2.00
Drain Alien          34     1    1    0    6       63       1.85 *
Unimaginative        29     2    0    1    2       50       1.72
Lucky                31     2    1    0    1       53       1.71
Xpressman            46     1    1    2    3       69       1.50 *
Dingdell             18     1    1    0    0       27       1.50
Nirvana              58     1    1    2    4       77       1.33 *
RUDonking            19     0    1    0    1       22       1.16
Alex                 9      0    0    0    1       9        1.00
Pelham Boy           5      0    0    0    0       0        0 *
Snatiramas           5      0    0    0    0       0        0 *

Updated up to - and including - Sun 30 May

* - May total included

May table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
China Mug            2    0    1    1       52
Rockstar             1    1    2    1       51
G-Rodge              2    0    0    2       44
Boer Wars            2    0    0    1       36
Handsome Paul        1    0    0    2       29
LittleRed            0    0    1    3       20
Pizzled              0    1    0    1       18
Chompy               0    0    0    3       17
Luther               0    0    1    1       16
British Gas          0    1    0    0       15
Jonnyplum            0    0    0    2       15
Claw                 0    0    1    1       15
Drainy               1    0    0    0       15
Nirvana              0    0    0    2       14
Edna                 0    1    0    0       12
Celtic               0    0    0    2       11
Tightend             0    0    1    0       9
Xpressman            0    0    0    1       7
RUDonking            0    0    0    1       5

Fantasy League   UPDATED; wiiiiiiiii
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             621
'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               617
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      485
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'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                462
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Henderson)                462
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          418
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   410
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   402
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    399
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     379
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         374
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         373
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   357
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       352
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               323
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       305
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    296
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        290
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                287
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    281
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     242
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       235
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'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      221

Fantasy table updated above; No changes to the top 2 tables (except for GRodge's other score upped from 5 to 6; tks Ch10mpy).

wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[  ]  The update process for this is fantastically automated, and really easy.
It sure is.

GMan = 1st....

Droany.

[luther101]

Weird stuff     ......

http://www.neave.com/strobe/

[Drain Alien]

Weird stuff     ......

http://www.neave.com/strobe/

What was the point of that?
Itt didd nottt affekt mi eyus Att all

[Chompy]

Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, grats on your first full update Drainage.
And grats to G-Rodge for overhauling Rockstar, who marked the occasion by actually pulling a comb through his golden locks last night.
And grats to Sir Donksalot, who is still bottom of the league and again filled a minor position in a festival event at the weekend. Awaiting news on who took down the Circus tourney, though, so their name can be added to the names Nick Salad and David Twirl.

[Drain Alien]

Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, grats on your first full update Drainage.
And grats to G-Rodge for overhauling Rockstar, who marked the occasion by actually pulling a comb through his golden locks last night.
And grats to Sir Donksalot, who is still bottom of the league and again filled a minor position in a festival event at the weekend. Awaiting news on who took down the Circus tourney, though, so their name can be added to the names Nick Salad and David Twirl.

Thanks mate.
[ ] It was a piece of cake.

For anyone not aware, our ex-elder is off to Nevada tomorrow to win lots of dimez; GL m8.

 

[Rockstar]

Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, grats on your first full update Drainage.
And grats to G-Rodge for overhauling Rockstar, who marked the occasion by actually pulling a comb through his golden locks last night.
And grats to Sir Donksalot, who is still bottom of the league and again filled a minor position in a festival event at the weekend. Awaiting news on who took down the Circus tourney, though, so their name can be added to the names Nick Salad and David Twirl.

Alan Shields (shieldsy)

One of the ITB stable i believe

Nice bloke and very good pool player

[Chompy]

Nick Salad...David Twirl...Shieldsy...may I, on behalf of all on the Luton thread, thank you for your fine work. Lots. From the bottom of our hearts. God help us if one day Sir Donksalot manages to translate one of these masseev stacks into a win.

Thanks Drainy, appreciate it. In an unsurprising turn of events I will be penning a blog from Vegas. The RP poker editor is in the process of 'putting together a splash' for the website, so sounds like they're gonna push it a bit like the Bollocksy one in January. It won't be as prominent, though, it is the Derby at the weekend after all.

[Drain Alien]

May totals (yet to be added to the table):
Edna 6
Pizz 4
Ding 4
Unimadge 1
China 14

Others to follow.....

[Simon Galloway]

Stick me down for zero June now pls.

Then remind me every time you see me up there....

[Rockstar]

Nick Salad...David Twirl...Shieldsy...may I, on behalf of all on the Luton thread, thank you for your fine work. Lots. From the bottom of our hearts. God help us if one day Sir Donksalot manages to translate one of these masseev stacks into a win.

Thanks Drainy, appreciate it. In an unsurprising turn of events I will be penning a blog from Vegas. The RP poker editor is in the process of 'putting together a splash' for the website, so sounds like they're gonna push it a bit like the Bollocksy one in January. It won't be as prominent, though, it is the Derby at the weekend after all.

Bonus points for getting Sweaty Terry a mention

[TightEnd]

May totals (yet to be added to the table):
Edna 6
Pizz 4
Ding 4
Unimadge 1

Others to follow.....

3 for me, as mentioned several days ago

Went to Stanleys earlier. Shocking standard.  [  ] I won.

Has to be said, James runs a tight ship and they look after the players well

[Chompy]

I've never been one for telling tales out of school but...

According to my sources, around 'ten league players' are present at the G tonight, trying to slip one in under the radar on the last day of the month. Probably without intending to report their activities to Drainydonk.

Nirvana and Celtic two that are defo guilty, more names to be revealed in due course...