Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[Claw75]

sigh - how am I supposed to maintain my position as forum prude when you're posting pics of me with my stocking tops hanging out!?!?!?

Am i in the dog house again tonight 

lol I'll let you off. It could have been a lot worse.

Shal I post the upskirt ones?  lol

Carl I sent you those in confidence. and just to make clear - posting a link with a NSFW warning is also not allowed

[Shogun112]

sigh - how am I supposed to maintain my position as forum prude when you're posting pics of me with my stocking tops hanging out!?!?!?

Am i in the dog house again tonight 

lol I'll let you off. It could have been a lot worse.

Shal I post the upskirt ones?  lol

Carl I sent you those in confidence. and just to make clear - posting a link with a NSFW warning is also not allowed

I was thinking more CFNM or should that be CMNF..!!

[Claw75]

sigh - how am I supposed to maintain my position as forum prude when you're posting pics of me with my stocking tops hanging out!?!?!?

Am i in the dog house again tonight 

lol I'll let you off. It could have been a lot worse.

Shal I post the upskirt ones?  lol

Carl I sent you those in confidence. and just to make clear - posting a link with a NSFW warning is also not allowed

I was thinking more CFNM or should that be CMNF..!!

I have no idea what you're taking about!

[Shogun112]

sigh - how am I supposed to maintain my position as forum prude when you're posting pics of me with my stocking tops hanging out!?!?!?

Am i in the dog house again tonight 

lol I'll let you off. It could have been a lot worse.

Shal I post the upskirt ones?  lol

Carl I sent you those in confidence. and just to make clear - posting a link with a NSFW warning is also not allowed

I was thinking more CFNM or should that be CMNF..!!

I have no idea what you're taking about!

Nor do I, as I have led such a sheltered life..!!

[Claw75]

sigh - how am I supposed to maintain my position as forum prude when you're posting pics of me with my stocking tops hanging out!?!?!?

Am i in the dog house again tonight 

lol I'll let you off. It could have been a lot worse.

Shal I post the upskirt ones?  lol

Carl I sent you those in confidence. and just to make clear - posting a link with a NSFW warning is also not allowed

I was thinking more CFNM or should that be CMNF..!!

I have no idea what you're taking about!

Nor do I, as I have led such a sheltered life..!!

just go buy yourself a 9v battery ffs - you know you want to!

[Shogun112]

sigh - how am I supposed to maintain my position as forum prude when you're posting pics of me with my stocking tops hanging out!?!?!?

Am i in the dog house again tonight 

lol I'll let you off. It could have been a lot worse.

Shal I post the upskirt ones?  lol

Carl I sent you those in confidence. and just to make clear - posting a link with a NSFW warning is also not allowed

I was thinking more CFNM or should that be CMNF..!!

I have no idea what you're taking about!

Nor do I, as I have led such a sheltered life..!!

just go buy yourself a 9v battery ffs - you know you want to!

I need them much stronger now, 9v on the tongue just aint doing it for me any more..!!

[Chompy]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
2Tight               1      1    0    0    1       28       28.00
Ericredkite          1      0    0    1    0       15       15.00
Greg Sighmuns        5      3    0    0    1       59       11.80
W4SP                 1      0    0    0    1       11       11.00
Simon G              1      0    0    0    1       5        5.00
Jonnyplum            7      0    0    1    3       33       4.71
Boer Wars            20     3    1    3    5       86       4.30
Luther               25     2    1    1    5       87       3.48
Unimaginative        12     2    0    1    1       40       3.33
Holdyfoldy           6      0    0    1    1       19       3.17
Lucky                5      1    0    0    0       15       3.00
Pizzled              13     2    0    0    1       36       2.77
G-Rodge              7      1    0    0    1       19       2.71
Celtic               3      0    0    0    1       8        2.67
Drain Alien          8      0    0    0    3       20       2.50
Rockstar             16     1    1    0    2       39       2.44
LittleRedRidingHood  7      0    1    0    1       17       2.43
British Gas          7      0    0    0    1       12       1.71
China Mug            20     0    0    1    3       27       1.35
Sir Donksalot        6      0    0    0    1       7        1.17
Evil Edna            15     0    0    1    1       16       1.07
Chompy               6      0    0    0    1       4        0.67
Xpressman            15     0    0    1    0       9        0.60
Gamblor              0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Pokermuppet          1      0    0    0    0       0        0
Free Rollin          1      0    0    0    0       0        0
Jeff Buftybarger     1      0    0    0    0       0        0
Rookie               1      0    0    0    0       0        0
Winkie               1      0    0    0    0       0        0
Inthebelly           2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Scotty               2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Snatiramas           2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Claw                 2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Pelham Boy           3      0    0    0    0       0        0
Tikay                4      0    0    0    0       0        0
RUHolding            4      0    0    0    0       0        0
Handsome Paul        4      0    0    0    0       0        0
Tightend             4      0    0    0    0       0        0
Dingdell             5      0    0    0    0       0        0
Alex                 5      0    0    0    0       0        0
_____________________________________________________________
Nirvana              10     0    0    0    0       0        0

Updated up to Tue 9 Feb

News is filtering through to league headquarters of the first slice of McBinkage of the new campaign...
Yep, Alan Mc is back in the groove at the expense of 31 Tuesday night donks, including Mr Cakebread. His 15pts see him fly up the fledgling table.

[Chompy]

'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               212
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             158
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                150
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   90
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      88
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    86
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    82
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   80
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Snitcherson)              79
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     78
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         76
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       68
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       67
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   67
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     58
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               57
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          56
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         54
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                46
___________________________________________________
'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      30
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       21
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        19
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    17

Several players are McLovin' it this morning after Alan McBink, with or without the use of his jewel-covered trowel, dug out 15pts at the expense of the Tuesday crew. Scorage awarded in lots of places.

[HOLDorFOLD]

'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               212
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             158
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                150
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   90
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      88
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    86
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    82
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   80
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Snitcherson)              79
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     78
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         76
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       68
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       67
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   67
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     58
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               57
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          56
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         54
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                46
___________________________________________________
'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      30
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       21
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        19
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    17

Several players are McLovin' it this morning after Alan McBink, with or without the use of his jewel-covered trowel, dug out 15pts at the expense of the Tuesday crew. Scorage awarded in lots of places.

Wey hey Mr Binky, saved from being dropped with the scorage there 

Now TFOP is a different story ..... I would have scored points already if it was a Jumper and scarf combo league but it aint is it Alex, so pull yer bleedin finger out and earn yer keep 

[Lucky]

'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               212
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             158
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                150
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   90
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      88
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    86
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    82
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   80
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Snitcherson)              79
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     78
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         76
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       68
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       67
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   67
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     58
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               57
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          56
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         54
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                46
___________________________________________________
'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      30
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       21
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        19
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    17

Several players are McLovin' it this morning after Alan McBink, with or without the use of his jewel-covered trowel, dug out 15pts at the expense of the Tuesday crew. Scorage awarded in lots of places.

Wey hey Mr Binky, saved from being dropped with the scorage there 

Now TFOP is a different story ..... I would have scored points already if it was a Jumper and scarf combo league but it aint is it Alex, so pull yer bleedin finger out and earn yer keep 

ty ty.

After a lean 2 months, normal service is resumed!  On the final table , I had AK once , AA once and KK twice - all holding up. Final hand was a corker.  Made up the small blind with 9 5 and saw a 99K flop. Check, check. Turn is a 5 - he bets, I raise, he re raises, I shove and he calls with J9 thinking he'd trapped me.

[Drain Alien]

.....Mr Cakebread?

Wp alan.

[HOLDorFOLD]

.....Mr Cakebread?

Wp alan.

 

[Drain Alien]

.....Mr Cakebread?

Wp alan.

 

Am I being thick?
;-)

[boer war]

Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, Drainy is back.
Tell Mrs Alien that, although this has never been done in February before, the elders WILL allow belated entry into the league. This is unprecedented stuff. Even I was surprised at the generosity.
Boer Wars, what joined yesterday, is that you James? Sure is! Dont know where the nickname came from tho. Rockstar informed me that this is what I am to be known as....

Not buying it until yerself and Prewy kiss and make up - caught on film obv.

There's a new thread, started by Aleplayprance, on The Rail featuring this footage Laxie.

[Drain Alien]

Welcome to Blonde James!
    Darren.