Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[Chompy]

Oi, I'd recorded this on betamax to watch at the weekend. Saturday morning now officially ruined, sigh.
For those playing Saturday, apparently five tables are being set aside for the mid-afternoon donkamanet.

[turny]

callum is shoving any 2 here in an unopened pot with 9bb's thats for sure you were just unlucky ian.

you make a straight forward call (yes i snap here esp against callum so can understand why sum may have thought u had slowrolled) and find you have him dominated then to see the lucky so and so outdraw you.
 
thats the difference between to 2 casinos. the g has more gambling,aggressive and dare i say it better players who understand blind levels and change gear accordingly whereas at the circus they are happy to sit and wait for hands with 4 or 5 big blinds oblivious to the structure.

without being disrespectful ian i think the latter suits your game and thats maybe why your record is so much better at the circus of late.

[pizzled]

S galloway massive chip leader when i departed, boer wars still in, Hope I run better in Biloxi............
Photos of new car pls Chomps

[Simon Galloway]

Results as promised...

4 paid officially, 2 savers agreed.

Despite some Chompy bokkage, I chopped it, someone tricked me into thinking it was already 4am    I lose the flip ftw so 2nd place please...

Tom "get off" Myland 4th
James Miller 5th (and played well with not much to work with)
DJM (is he still in the league?) bubbled the cash and the league in 7th.  Unlucky sir, nice playing with you.
Gavin finalled and lost with AA v AQ on a Kxx flop. Ewwwwwww.

[GMan]

Are you retiring on your 1 appearence 1 win MR G or is this the start of your heater period??

Well done, see you at some point this year.

[HOLDorFOLD]

Photos of new car pls Chomps

Cough, errm you saw the photo, you laughed at me trying to figure out where I had saved said photo ;-)

[  ] You was very helpful in trying to transfer said photo from one place to the other!


Here's a blurry teaser pic!

[Chompy]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Simon G              2      0    1    0    1       17       8.50
Greg Sighmuns        12     3    0    0    2       70       5.83
Winkie               4      1    0    0    1       21       5.25
Ericredkite          3      0    0    1    0       15       5.00
Boer Wars            32     6    1    3    7       153      4.78
Tikay                6      0    1    0    2       26       4.33
Sir Donksalot        14     2    0    0    1       43       3.07
G-Rodge              17     2    0    2    1       52       3.06
Luther               34     2    1    1    7       102      3.00
Free Rollin          3      0    0    1    0       9        3.00
Jonnyplum            17     1    0    1    3       48       2.82
Holdyfoldy           12     0    0    1    3       31       2.58
Lucky                15     2    0    0    1       38       2.53
Unimaginative        17     2    0    1    1       40       2.35
Handsome Paul        9      1    0    0    0       21       2.33
China Mug            38     0    3    1    6       87       2.29
Celtic               4      0    0    0    1       8        2.00
Pizzled              22     2    0    0    1       36       1.64
Chompy               12     1    0    0    1       19       1.58
LittleRedRidingHood  11     0    1    0    1       17       1.55
RUHolding            11     0    1    0    0       17       1.55
Drain Alien          14     0    0    0    3       20       1.43
Rockstar             38     1    1    0    4       53       1.39
Evil Edna            24     0    0    1    2       23       0.96
Xpressman            16     0    0    1    1       15       0.94
British Gas          13     0    0    0    1       12       0.92
Snatiramas           2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Claw                 2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Inthebelly           3      0    0    0    0       0        0
Pelham Boy           3      0    0    0    0       0        0
Tightend             4      0    0    0    0       0        0
Alex                 6      0    0    0    0       0        0
Dingdell             8      0    0    0    0       0        0
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Nirvana              19     0    0    0    0       0        0

Updated up to Thu 4 March

It was a weird one at the G. Around 20% of the field made up of league players, 20% chavs, and 60% donks. Thursday is becoming sort of Rookie Night II at the moment. Can't outplay those boys down the streets.
Happy to let the time slide by chatting of cars, Lisa-Marie and Lisa-Marie in cars. Had to be, the poker was depressing. Here's one corker...
Blinds 100-200. Raise to 500 in the CO, call, call. BB makes it...4,000.
Folded back to the SB who insta calls for over a third of his stack, leaving 7,500 behind.
Flop A 10 X. SB checks, BB checks.
Turn J. SB checks, BB all in. SB calls.
SB K Q, BB A K.
SB sits there looking as pleased with himself as Nirvana after finding a 'two hoopy C&A t-shirts for the price of one' voucher in the street.
Goddam it!
Focus needed pokerers, focus needed. Holdy, to my right, spent the rebuy period salivating over the prospect of getting a photo of CH10 MPY* (see above Pizzled).
Anyway, the upshot was 12pts to run-good Galloway, 7pts to Thomas Bernie and 6pts to Boer Wars.

A lot of the min-raise brigade will be descending on the G tonight by the sounds of it. Opening spread for tonight's donkament: 90-95

* It's ironic innit, not a sign of mid-life crisis tosserdom. Yep, ironic.

[Chompy]

'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               334
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             241
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   208
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                208
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      200
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    173
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               147
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Snitcherson)              134
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         131
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     126
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     123
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                123
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    120
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   113
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          113
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   111
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       103
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         96
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'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      89
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       82
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        70
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       58
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    54

More points for Rockstar courtesy of Boer Wars collecting a saver. Elsewhere, Jeff B's faith in the G's answer to Halley's Comet was rewarded as Simon 'I run bad, I really do, just doubled up again with AA v KK' Galloway picked up 12pts. Oh, and seven more for Thomas admirers, including the aforementioned Jeff B.
Holdyfoldy has now gone third on alphabetic order, ahead of Luther. Michelle above Paul. Bashir above Noonan. Holdy above Luther. 3-0 ftw.

[Simon Galloway]

Nice choice of car Chomps.

I hadn't realised just how unkind Betfair were being.  I assumed you would have selected the RS5 if things were going tickety boo.

Imagine my horror though when it dawned on me it was going so bad you couldn't afford metallic paint as an option....

[the sicilian]

Someone mentioned to me USA Dennis made the final table of last Saturday nights tourney..anyone confirm or deny and if so position..AWOP for the period have gone AWOL..

[the sicilian]

Chomps is urs the rs...was thinking of getting the A5 Cabriolet as i have now grown out of being a boy racer.....

[Chompy]

There was no mention of a cash for the fist-pumping, size 16-shoe wearing class act in Rockstar's results service at the weekend. UL Sir Donkeys.

[Chompy]

Chomps is urs the rs...was thinking of getting the A5 Cabriolet as i have now grown out of being a boy racer.....

That's your mum's motor sorted. What will you be getting yourself?


Mine is an S 4. Had a look at the S 5 but didn't like it. According to my man at Huntingdon Audi, around 50% of new cars ordered from them this year have been Ibis White. It's the new in-colour. White does look good with that grill and those sumptuous headlights. Never been into cars at all but love this one.

[W4SP]

3 in Feb for me Chompy...sorry for the delay! I believe 2Tight has played 2 in Feb and 3 in total - I'll chase him up for you

[AlexMartin]

Chomps is urs the rs...was thinking of getting the A5 Cabriolet as i have now grown out of being a boy racer.....

That's your mum's motor sorted. What will you be getting yourself?


Mine is an S 4. Had a look at the S 5 but didn't like it. According to my man at Huntingdon Audi, around 50% of new cars ordered from them this year have been Ibis White. It's the new in-colour. White does look good with that grill and those sumptuous headlights. Never been into cars at all but love this one.

commoner

p.s nice wheels and thanks to sicilian for finally getting a monkey off my back. 64/65, ship the last least.

anyone fancy an interest stake iv put up an ept staking thread in live staking, not gonna play unless i can seel at least 40%, would love for some of u guys to have a token piece in me when i ship it. p.s i will be alternating hourly between my game and tighty's, pretty sure thats unstoppable if i hit cards.