my neighbour has a nodding churchill in the back of her car and it reminds me of the g on a tues night, pint of fosters in the right hand patting each other on the back with the left hand nodding, yes of course im on about the mas out in numbers, a truly frightening sight.
Bonus points for this sort of thing is the way forward imo.
Name Played Won 2nd 3rd Other Pts Score
2Tight 3 1 0 0 1 28 9.33
Ropey Flush 2 0 1 0 0 15 7.50
Winkie 4 1 0 0 2 27 6.75
Boer Wars 32 7 2 4 9 206 6.44
Greg Sighmuns 12 3 0 0 2 70 5.83
Jonnyplum 17 3 0 1 3 84 4.94
Claw 7 2 0 0 0 33 4.71 *
Sir Donksalot 14 2 1 0 1 58 4.14
Ericredkite 4 0 0 1 0 15 3.75 *
Luther 34 3 1 1 7 117 3.44
China Mug 38 0 4 2 8 116 3.05
Simon G 8 0 1 0 2 24 3.00 *
Free Rollin 3 0 0 1 0 9 3.00
W4SP 4 0 0 0 1 11 2.75
Evil Edna 24 2 0 1 3 65 2.71
Tikay 10 0 1 0 2 26 2.60 *
G-Rodge 28 2 1 2 2 71 2.54 *
Chompy 21 1 2 0 2 49 2.33 *
Drain Alien 20 0 1 0 4 39 1.95 *
LittleRedRidingHood 16 1 1 0 1 32 2.00 *
Dingdell 8 1 0 0 0 15 1.88
Unimaginative 22 2 0 1 1 40 1.82 *
Rockstar 56 2 2 0 7 99 1.77 *
Holdyfoldy 18 0 0 1 3 31 1.72 *
Handsome Paul 13 1 0 0 0 21 1.62 *
Lucky 24 2 0 0 1 38 1.58 *
British Gas 18 0 1 0 2 27 1.50 *
Tightend 8 0 0 0 2 12 1.50 *
Alex 7 0 0 0 1 9 1.29 *
Pizzled 33 2 0 0 2 40 1.21 *
Xpressman 24 0 0 2 1 24 1.00 *
RUHolding 17 0 1 0 0 17 1.00 * ?
Celtic 8 0 0 0 1 8 1.00 *
Nirvana 48 1 1 0 2 42 0.88 *
Snatiramas 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 *
Inthebelly 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
Pelham Boy 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
Updated up to Sun 28 March
* - March total included
Fantasy League
'Gotcha' (A.Gotch) 463
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge) 375
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan) 293
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson) 289
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir) 265
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Henderson) 252
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon) 243
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons) 238
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger) 209
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride) 209
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams) 188
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis) 184
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen) 179
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen) 166
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan) 164
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall) 162
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton) 136
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti) 130
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton) 127
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer) 119
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman) 111
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'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot) 104
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin) 100
It went ballistic yesterday, with total league domination of all three donkaments (one-twos in each of them) and eight players, yes EIGHT, total in the points.
The MAS pwned the £5 rebuy, with back-slaps aplenty and halves of Foster's shandy for the
whole table in celebration of Loofah and G-Rodge leading them home. The Mutual Admiration Society are up there with the Hit Squad imo.
As for the main event, Claw (18pts) is right back in form and landed her second win in three days at the expense of random (Sir) donks (15), with the Whipsnade warrior back in third and Alex getting off the mark for the campaign with a fifth.
The Omahahahaha got its biggest field to date and it was been carnage in the Alien's spaceship on the drive back to
Alpha Centauri St Albans after Drainetta saw off the feeble challenge from Drainy.
The mother ship is said to be in a real state this morning, with the fluffy alien having been yanked off the rear-view mirror and the Dazzer-Trace window sticker now full of nail holes (all from Drainy obv).
Elsewhere, good luck to Pizzled and Holdyfoldy, who are about to launch a dual-pronged assault on the spring festival at the Beau Rivage in sunny Biloxi.
And finally, it's time to get those monthly random numbers in leaguers...Up to and inc Wednesday please.
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