Name Played Won 2nd 3rd Other Pts Score
2Tight 4 1 0 0 1 28 7.00
Claw 7 2 0 0 0 33 4.71
Winkie 6 1 0 0 2 27 4.50
Boer Wars 53 7 2 4 9 206 3.89
Ericredkite 4 0 0 1 0 15 3.75
Greg Sighmuns 19 3 0 0 2 70 3.68
Luther 46 3 1 2 7 144 3.13
Jonnyplum 31 3 1 1 3 96 3.10
Sir Donksalot 22 2 1 0 2 68 3.09
Simon G 8 0 1 0 2 24 3.00
G-Rodge 26 2 1 2 2 71 2.73
Tikay 10 0 1 0 2 26 2.60
Ropey Flush 6 0 1 0 0 15 2.50
Chompy 21 1 2 0 2 49 2.33
China Mug 55 0 4 2 10 127 2.31
Free Rollin 4 0 0 1 0 9 2.25
LittleRedRidingHood 16 1 1 0 1 32 2.00
Drain Alien 20 0 1 0 4 39 1.95
Dingdell 8 1 0 0 0 15 1.88 *
Evil Edna 40 2 0 1 4 71 1.78
Holdyfoldy 18 0 0 1 3 31 1.72
Rockstar 58 2 2 0 7 99 1.71
Handsome Paul 13 1 0 0 0 21 1.62
Unimaginative 25 2 0 1 1 40 1.60
Lucky 24 2 0 0 1 38 1.58
W4SP 7 0 0 0 1 11 1.57
Tightend 8 0 0 0 2 12 1.50
British Gas 19 0 1 0 2 27 1.42
Alex 7 0 0 0 1 9 1.29
Nirvana 34 1 1 0 2 42 1.24
Pizzled 33 2 0 0 2 40 1.21
Xpressman 24 0 0 2 1 24 1.00
RUHolding 17 0 1 0 0 17 1.00
Celtic 8 0 0 0 1 8 1.00
Snatiramas 2 0 0 0 0 0 0
Inthebelly 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
Pelham Boy 4 0 0 0 0 0 0
Updated up to Wed 31 March
* - March total NEEDED
Top January points scorer - Luther
Top February points scorer - Boer Wars
Top March points scorer - China Mug
Fantasy League
'Gotcha' (A.Gotch) 475
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge) 387
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson) 322
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan) 309
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir) 276
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Henderson) 252
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons) 248
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon) 243
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger) 220
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride) 219
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams) 194
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis) 194
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen) 179
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan) 174
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall) 172
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen) 166
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton) 137
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton) 136
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti) 130
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer) 119
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'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot) 118
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman) 111
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin) 100
A few league souls tried to slip an extra March tournament in under the radar, but Sir Donkeys voluntarily texted me a list of who was there to stop what he labelled 'cheating'.
His good work was rewarded with a fourth in a tournament that was obv designed for him. If only one more player had turned up there would have been six bonus points instead of three
The Noonan bandwagon got back on track with a third (Luther your fantasy score was different to your league score, so I've generously gone with the bigger figure). Also, another 7pts for Thomas, while fans of USADennis and all that he brings to the game have seen their fantasy teams binked to the tune of another 4pts.
Does anyone know whether Peter Thompson is AKA 2Tight? Know it's something along those lines but have forgotten imo.
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