Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[Toblerone]

im sure you heard 1 or 8 as well ..

[Drain Alien]

Never before have this many hours passed without a post on this thread

the lack of postage is ridic imo

now sort it peoples pls

grazie
ciao

[Claw75]

Never before have this many hours passed without a post on this thread

the lack of postage is ridic imo

now sort it peoples pls

grazie
ciao

good post Drainy. Rest of Lutoners must be pretending to have a life or something innit.

Who is up for the donkament tonight?

[Drain Alien]

Never before have this many hours passed without a post on this thread

the lack of postage is ridic imo

now sort it peoples pls

grazie
ciao

good post Drainy. Rest of Lutoners must be pretending to have a life or something innit.

Who is up for the donkament tonight?

WHAT IS THIS?
A life outside of this thread !

An uber ridic suggestion; just no way
I am not having that

re tonight nope thanks - one donkey-ment turbo-fest all-in-or-fold-every-other-hand is enuff for me in one week
I am still recovering from last nite; yawn
;-(

James runs a good card room tho for sure
including lots of walking around and verbally advertising imminent tourneys and changes to the schedule - somefing that de G can learn alot from innit

Drainy

 

[Drain Alien]

This silence is all VERY strange.
It feels like I have turned up for work on a Saturday, and there's no other bugger in.
:-)

[Claw75]

 

[nirvana]

3 way chop tonight for me, the Expressman & The Ruppinator. 60 plus runners

Ian got official 1st and me 3rd. No other leaguers or fantasy peeps at the final imo.

Was good fun and well done to Ian on the win

[Xpressman]

3 way chop tonight for me, the Expressman & The Ruppinator. 60 plus runners

Ian got official 1st and me 3rd. No other leaguers or fantasy peeps at the final imo.

Was good fun and well done to Ian on the win

Cheers mate .......Just got in great game and To beat one of The Worlds Best players ( Nirvana ) and the Ruppinator ... I am very happy especially after coming 5Th at The Circus at The 2 dayer £100 Freezeout on the weekend.

Well done to Glen after his fine performance in The DTD  Event ...........Your Form is still red hot..........And your recent performances have shown that your game is in great shape ...........  been a long time since i took first place at The G so i will savour this moment - And collect some much needed points For me personally and my Fantasy Team  !!

[Chompy]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
The Baron            1      0    0    0    1       9        9.00
2Tight               4      1    0    0    1       28       7.00
Winkie               6      1    0    0    3       37       6.17
Ericredkite          4      0    0    1    1       23       5.75
Claw                 7      2    0    0    0       33       4.71
Boer Wars            53     7    2    4    9       206      3.89
Greg Sighmuns        19     3    0    0    2       70       3.68
Dingdell             8      1    1    0    0       27       3.38 *
Luther               46     3    1    2    7       144      3.13
Jonnyplum            31     3    1    1    3       96       3.10
Sir Donksalot        22     2    1    0    2       68       3.09
Simon G              8      0    1    0    2       24       3.00
Celtic               8      1    0    0    1       23       2.88
G-Rodge              26     2    1    2    3       75       2.88
Tikay                10     0    1    0    2       26       2.60
Ropey Flush          6      0    1    0    0       15       2.50
Chompy               21     1    2    0    2       49       2.33
China Mug            55     0    4    2    10      127      2.31
Free Rollin          4      0    0    1    0       9        2.25
Lucky                24     2    1    0    1       53       2.21
Evil Edna            40     2    0    1    5       84       2.10
Unimaginative        25     2    0    1    2       50       2.00
LittleRedRidingHood  16     1    1    0    1       32       2.00
Drain Alien          20     0    1    0    4       39       1.95
Xpressman            24     1    0    2    1       42       1.75
Holdyfoldy           18     0    0    1    3       31       1.72
Rockstar             58     2    2    0    7       99       1.71
Handsome Paul        13     1    0    0    0       21       1.62
Nirvana              34     1    1    1    2       54       1.59
W4SP                 7      0    0    0    1       11       1.57
Tightend             8      0    0    0    2       12       1.50
British Gas          19     0    1    0    2       27       1.42
Alex                 7      0    0    0    1       9        1.29
Pizzled              33     2    0    0    2       40       1.21
RUHolding            17     0    1    0    0       17       1.00
Jeff Buff            5      0    0    0    1       5        1.00
Snatiramas           2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Inthebelly           3      0    0    0    0       0        0
Pelham Boy           4      0    0    0    0       0        0

Updated up to Wed 7 April

April table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
Xpressman            1    0    0    0       18
Lucky                0    1    0    0       15
Celtic               1    0    0    0       15
Dingdell             0    1    0    0       12
Nirvana              0    0    1    0       12
Winkie               0    0    0    1       10
Unimadge             0    0    0    1       10
Ericredkite          0    0    0    1       8
Evil Edna            0    0    0    1       7
J-Buff               0    0    0    1       5

Fantasy League
'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               475
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             409
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                342
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      322
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   291
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   287
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Henderson)                268
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         264
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          253
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    240
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     219
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         212
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       210
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   196
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               187
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                181
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    161
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        152
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    149
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       144
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'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      138
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     136
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       134

All sorts of changes to the league table and fantasy scores this morning, which will pacify Drainy, who got uber-upset when the thread had a rare quiet day yesterday.
A magnificient 18pts to Xpressman for seeing off a quality field headed by The Ruppinator, while Luton G's answer to Alan Sugar, Glenn 'The Dealmaker' Henderson, continued his hot streak with a third (12pts).
Myself and Mr McBink both benefit from having both scorers in our team, as does G-Rodge from picking Mr Noodles (closes the gap at the top to just 69pts). With Snat in temporary retirement and TV's Anthony Kendall plain ordinary, I'm lovin' my side bet with Boer Wars. Wiiiiiiii.

[Rockstar]

Well done Ian,i know how much you wanted a G win
Form is temporary and all that

Nirvana,Nirvana,Nirvana.....
Surely a trip out to the World Series must be your next plan of action?
What a turnaround in 2 months,well played indeed

And Chompy,im taking your last statement as your Kevin Keegan moment

Today i will venture up to Dunstable downs with the sacred horn of destiny.Passed down through the ages, the horn was carved from the flesh of nonbelievers 1000 years ago.The rallying call with be heard by all and strike fear into those that doubt its power.Open your windows at 12.15-12.30{dependant on traffic} and you will hear its calling on the wind.
It will stir a certain South African to rise and awake,unleashing his awesome power upon you.

The gauntlet has been laid down sir,we fight to the death.

[luther101]

He made money, but could have made more.

After the “young seat three" donks off a big stack to the “clueless seat one" on the final table, we are 4 handed.  With about 600,000 chips in play, approx stack sizes are;

Peter Kwan                  110,000
Me                     40,000
“Clueless seat one”                             280,000
Trevor Payne                170,000

Peter asks quietly if we’d be interested in a four way split of £800 each. Trevor hears this and is a bit surprised. I hear it and say it’d be OK with me. At this stage “Clueless seat one” with nearly half the chips doesn’t hear it. The next hand is dealt, Peter folds and I have A 10 s and am contemplating either a raise or an all in with my 10bb’s (blinds are 2,000/4,000). I pause and wonder about mentioning the deal again. I tell Peter again that I’d be happy to split, but none of us can quite bring ourselves to raise such a ridiculous proposal with the chip leader. Eventually Peter suggests it out loud and “Clueless seat one” considers it, consults his mate who’s watching, looks at the stacks and considers it some more. I suggest that it’d be a good result & a good nights work for us all. Just as I think he’s about to propose an alternative deal (and Trevor is telling him the win is £1,250), he says, “I tell you what, if I lose this hand, we’ll split it.” I fold my A 10 quickly, he looks at his cards and folds his small blind, giving Trevor a walk. The clincher is when I say its “a risk free £800.” He agrees to the deal and we play one final hand for official places.

I get K7 and proceed to miss the board entirely, but so does everyone else. “Clueless seat one” wins with ace high and my king takes 2nd.   Nina and Niall are watching and can’t believe how lucky Peter and I have been to get such a good deal.  Credit is due to Peter for suggesting it and following through. Thanks also to Trevor for not objecting to a deal that wasn’t great for him. He wanted “Clueless seat one” to object, but he didn’t get the message!

Mmmmmmm - after what myself (and Nirvana) heard last night    ....      maybe not this 'deal' was not the G's finest moment.

Apparently 'seat one' was a little bit more than just 'clueless'       .....     

The poor sod was properly Dolly Dimple - that was why the guy was accompanied by his carer    ....     he had Learning Difficulties.

Notwithstanding    .....      he was too good for 90% of the field!

[nirvana]

He made money, but could have made more.

After the “young seat three" donks off a big stack to the “clueless seat one" on the final table, we are 4 handed.  With about 600,000 chips in play, approx stack sizes are;

Peter Kwan                  110,000
Me                     40,000
“Clueless seat one”                             280,000
Trevor Payne                170,000

Peter asks quietly if we’d be interested in a four way split of £800 each. Trevor hears this and is a bit surprised. I hear it and say it’d be OK with me. At this stage “Clueless seat one” with nearly half the chips doesn’t hear it. The next hand is dealt, Peter folds and I have A 10 s and am contemplating either a raise or an all in with my 10bb’s (blinds are 2,000/4,000). I pause and wonder about mentioning the deal again. I tell Peter again that I’d be happy to split, but none of us can quite bring ourselves to raise such a ridiculous proposal with the chip leader. Eventually Peter suggests it out loud and “Clueless seat one” considers it, consults his mate who’s watching, looks at the stacks and considers it some more. I suggest that it’d be a good result & a good nights work for us all. Just as I think he’s about to propose an alternative deal (and Trevor is telling him the win is £1,250), he says, “I tell you what, if I lose this hand, we’ll split it.” I fold my A 10 quickly, he looks at his cards and folds his small blind, giving Trevor a walk. The clincher is when I say its “a risk free £800.” He agrees to the deal and we play one final hand for official places.

I get K7 and proceed to miss the board entirely, but so does everyone else. “Clueless seat one” wins with ace high and my king takes 2nd.   Nina and Niall are watching and can’t believe how lucky Peter and I have been to get such a good deal.  Credit is due to Peter for suggesting it and following through. Thanks also to Trevor for not objecting to a deal that wasn’t great for him. He wanted “Clueless seat one” to object, but he didn’t get the message!

Mmmmmmm - after what myself (and Nirvana) heard last night    ....      maybe not this 'deal' was not the G's finest moment.

Apparently 'seat one' was a little bit more than just 'clueless'       .....     

The poor sod was properly Dolly Dimple - that was why the guy was accompanied by his carer    ....     he had Learning Difficulties.

Notwithstanding    .....      he was too good for 90% of the field!

He may have been er,, dolly dimple,, but decent sort. He asked Dan how he was doing on the evening on the way out. Dan said he was down £60 and the guy offered Dan £60.

Interesting back story to this one I think, wp everybody.

[nirvana]

A magnificient 18pts to Xpressman for seeing off a quality field headed by The Ruppinator,
[/quote]

Funy man :-) :-)

[Claw75]

well played Ian and Glenn (royal flush? mbn!)!  Good to see Aaron the Baron last night too

I can squeeze in one more night of the pokerz this week before I spend the rest of the Easter hols in Sleepyretirementville, - dithering between tonight and tomorrow. Probs tonight ftw.

[nirvana]

Well done Ian,i know how much you wanted a G win
Form is temporary and all that

Nirvana,Nirvana,Nirvana.....
Surely a trip out to the World Series must be your next plan of action?
What a turnaround in 2 months,well played indeed

And Chompy,im taking your last statement as your Kevin Keegan moment

Today i will venture up to Dunstable downs with the sacred horn of destiny.Passed down through the ages, the horn was carved from the flesh of nonbelievers 1000 years ago.The rallying call with be heard by all and strike fear into those that doubt its power.Open your windows at 12.15-12.30{dependant on traffic} and you will hear its calling on the wind.
It will stir a certain South African to rise and awake,unleashing his awesome power upon you.

The gauntlet has been laid down sir,we fight to the death.

Ty ty,

Flights will be booked today, 18th June imo. Upper class return to Orlando, what, what !!

A few days in Sarasota on the gulf coast.  Internal flight to Vegas, £133.00, around the 21st, 22nd. Tear it up. If running well will fly back to Orlando the day before return. If running bad I'll head back to the gulf coast for a few more days on the beach.

Feeling rather  "cat that got the cream" with this plan

Toooooooo many funny people here, hope you and Chompy win it all tonight (fantasy league points FTW) and good look to the Zebra chaser (like he needs it !)