Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[Xpressman]

Well Done Jim - Will you hurry back to Vegas so others can get a chance .... Would love to have made the Final but ran out of Chips !!!- Well done Glen as well your game sure is in great shape mate

[Chompy]

There you go Drainy, that's the correct use of 'sure'.

[Drain Alien]

There you go Drainy, that's the correct use of 'sure'.

lol
[  ]  It sure is

[nirvana]

There you go Drainy, that's the correct use of 'sure'.

[  ] lol

[Drain Alien]

Well if ever proof was needed that poker is a game of luck.....

[Rockstar]

your right i am too modest

i actually chopped the Friday comp and last nights

i thought talking yourself up is what your supposed to do on this thread

Only if your terrible Jim

[Rockstar]

Well if ever proof was needed that poker is a game of luck.....

Drainy takes down Tit Tuesday,a fully deserved victory is has to be said

Played very well indeed, brushing aside Little Red(8th),and Danny Dyer(3rd),on a decent Final Table

Wp Drainy

[Drain Alien]

Well if ever proof was needed that poker is a game of luck.....

Drainy takes down Tit Tuesday,a fully deserved victory is has to be said

Played very well indeed, brushing aside Little Red(8th),and Danny Dyer(3rd),on a decent Final Table

Wp Drainy

thanks for the kind words Mr Star
(and I had my own personal railtard)
annoyingly busy at work this morn - will post more laterz
drainpipe

[Claw75]

so drainy is now officially the biggest tit at the G?

[Chompy]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
2Tight               5      1    0    0    1       28       5.60
Ericredkite          6      0    0    1    2       28       4.67
The Baron            4      0    0    0    2       17       4.25
Winkie               10     1    0    0    3       37       3.70
Greg Sighmuns        19     3    0    0    2       70       3.68
Celtic               18     3    0    0    2       65       3.61
Boer Wars            59     7    2    4    9       206      3.49
Sir Donksalot        29     2    1    2    3       93       3.21
Simon G              11     0    1    1    2       33       3.00
Jonnyplum            42     3    1    1    6       120      2.86
Luther               60     3    1    3    10      168      2.80
Claw                 18     2    1    0    0       45       2.50
Chompy               32     3    2    0    2       79       2.47
G-Rodge              34     2    1    2    4       81       2.38
Drain Alien          27     1    1    0    6       63       2.33
Tikay                19     1    1    0    2       44       2.32
Tightend             10     0    0    1    2       21       2.10
China Mug            66     0    4    2    10      132      2.00
LittleRedRidingHood  21     1    1    0    3       42       2.00
Pizzled              40     2    1    1    4       76       1.90
Ropey Flush          8      0    1    0    0       15       1.88
Holdyfoldy           22     0    0    1    5       41       1.86
Evil Edna            62     4    0    1    5       114      1.84
Free Rollin          5      0    0    1    0       9        1.80
Unimaginative        29     2    0    1    2       50       1.72
Lucky                31     2    1    0    1       53       1.71
Rockstar             67     2    2    1    8       114      1.70
Xpressman            38     1    1    2    2       62       1.63
Dingdell             18     1    1    0    0       27       1.50
Nirvana              50     1    1    2    3       73       1.46
W4SP                 8      0    0    0    1       11       1.38
British Gas          25     0    1    0    3       34       1.36
Handsome Paul        18     1    0    0    0       21       1.17
Alex                 9      0    0    0    1       9        1.00
RUHolding            19     0    1    0    0       17       0.89
Jeff Buff            6      0    0    0    1       5        0.83
Gamblor              2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Inthebelly           3      0    0    0    0       0        0
Pelham Boy           5      0    0    0    0       0        0
Snatiramas           5      0    0    0    0       0        0

Updated up to Tue 4 May

May table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
Drainy               1    0    0    0       15
Nirvana              0    0    0    1       10
Luther               0    0    1    0       9
Rockstar             0    0    1    0       9
Pizzled              0    0    0    1       6

Fantasy League
'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               523
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             495
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                397
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      391
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          383
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Henderson)                377
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   374
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         348
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     342
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    326
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   318
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   316
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       304
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         304
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               302
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       281
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    269
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        258
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    230
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     220
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       212
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'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      210
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                199

Tit Tuesday (£30 triple-donk) was back to replace Shit Tuesday (£250 heads-up) and birdforum has just texted me to say 'there could not have been a more appropriate winner', Drainy taking it down for 15pts. Just wait till he hears I'm planning on playing Wanker Wednesday...
Danny Dyer also got me some right tasty fantasy league points, nine of the farkers, for finishing third.

[Rockstar]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
2Tight               5      1    0    0    1       28       5.60
Ericredkite          6      0    0    1    2       28       4.67
The Baron            4      0    0    0    2       17       4.25
Winkie               10     1    0    0    3       37       3.70
Greg Sighmuns        19     3    0    0    2       70       3.68
Celtic               18     3    0    0    2       65       3.61
Boer Wars            59     7    2    4    9       206      3.49
Sir Donksalot        29     2    1    2    3       93       3.21
Simon G              11     0    1    1    2       33       3.00
Jonnyplum            42     3    1    1    6       120      2.86
Luther               60     3    1    3    10      168      2.80
Claw                 18     2    1    0    0       45       2.50
Chompy               32     3    2    0    2       79       2.47
G-Rodge              34     2    1    2    4       81       2.38
Tikay                19     1    1    0    2       44       2.32
Tightend             10     0    0    1    2       21       2.10
China Mug            66     0    4    2    10      132      2.00
LittleRedRidingHood  21     1    1    0    3       42       2.00
Pizzled              40     2    1    1    4       76       1.90
Ropey Flush          8      0    1    0    0       15       1.88
Holdyfoldy           22     0    0    1    5       41       1.86
Evil Edna            62     4    0    1    5       114      1.84
Free Rollin          5      0    0    1    0       9        1.80
Drain Alien          27     0    1    0    6       48       1.78
Unimaginative        29     2    0    1    2       50       1.72
Lucky                31     2    1    0    1       53       1.71
Rockstar             67     2    2    1    8       114      1.70
Xpressman            38     1    1    2    2       62       1.63
Dingdell             18     1    1    0    0       27       1.50
Nirvana              50     1    1    2    3       73       1.46
W4SP                 8      0    0    0    1       11       1.38
British Gas          25     0    1    0    3       34       1.36
Handsome Paul        18     1    0    0    0       21       1.17
Alex                 9      0    0    0    1       9        1.00
RUHolding            19     0    1    0    0       17       0.89
Jeff Buff            6      0    0    0    1       5        0.83
Gamblor              2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Inthebelly           3      0    0    0    0       0        0
Pelham Boy           5      0    0    0    0       0        0
Snatiramas           5      0    0    0    0       0        0

Updated up to Tue 4 May

May table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
Nirvana              0    0    0    1       10
Luther               0    0    1    0       9
Rockstar             0    0    1    0       9
Pizzled              0    0    0    1       6

Fantasy League
'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               523
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             495
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                397
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      391
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          383
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Henderson)                377
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   365
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         348
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     342
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    326
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   318
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   316
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       304
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               302
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         289
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       281
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    269
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        258
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    230
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     220
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       212
____________________________________________________
'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      210
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                199

Tit Tuesday (£30 triple-donk) was back to replace Shit Tuesday (£250 heads-up) and birdforum has just texted me to say 'there could not have been a more appropriate winner', Drainy taking it down for 15pts. Just wait till he hears I'm planning on playing Wanker Wednesday...
Danny Dyer also got me some right tasty fantasy league points, nine of the farkers, for finishing third.
Just waiting to hear whether or not Drainetta requires saver points for her eighth...

No saver points for Little Red im afraid

[Rockstar]

so drainy is now officially the biggest tit at the G?

That prize goes to the young lady in Seat 9,Table 3,3 tables out in the £150 Monday night

Magnificent they were

[Rockstar]

Lalit was there last night for some reason,bless the old boy he kept falling asleep

Now i know no-one looks particularly attracive when nodding off repeatedly,the old jowls are relaxed,the facial features somewhat distorted,but the more i stared at him in a perfect state of relaxation the more i kept thinking he bore a striking resemblance to this person:



Maybe this explains why he has managed to go on a heater since time began

[AlexMartin]

wont be back there for a while, used to like luton a lot, maybe i only enjoy it drunk. donkbet jammed the other day for fun, reg villain called, i didnt get there (was there for a laugh obv), then get told, word for word "thats what you get for going allin with a bunch of bollocks, now fuck off". I mean its not like im super sensitive or adverse to the odd gentle rubdown, but come on, get some class. Id like to imagine other reactions.

[the sicilian]

wont be back there for a while, used to like luton a lot, maybe i only enjoy it drunk. donkbet jammed the other day for fun, reg villain called, i didnt get there (was there for a laugh obv), then get told, word for word "thats what you get for going allin with a bunch of bollocks, now fuck off". I mean its not like im super sensitive or adverse to the odd gentle rubdown, but come on, get some class. Id like to imagine other reactions.

Who was reg sounds like Jim mcbride....is the comment the reason ur not coming back ?