Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[TightEnd]

   324   432   4   2
ds   23   42   3   424   42
fd   234   43   43   2   4
sd   45   6   54   6   45
fd   97   79   9   79   79679
dsf   99   9696   976679   79   76
fsd   697   6977      67   

   PLD   won   2nd   3rd   total   score
fred   23   42   3   424   492   21.39130435
bob   234   43   43   2   322   1.376068376
dave   45   6   54   6   111   2.466666667
jim   97   79   9   79   264   2.721649485
sam   99   9696   87   79   9961   100.6161616
eric   697   6977      67   7741   11.1061693


TEST - PLS IGNORE (I WILL DELETE SHORTLY)

Ignored.

Still crap. Luther will be explaining more on video soon

[Rockstar]

Quick word to Rockstar for recent weeks crashing return to form, wp sir

Do i owe you money?

Nah, just good to see the natural order of things return :-) Also,it's good to complement all the piss taking with some compliments sometime. And..in an extremely macho way I hope to see you and the Boer at DTD this weekend. You know it makes sense !

Bless your cotton socks (in sandles obv)

Will cut the jib, and share a bottle of vino up in Notts old boy

[Drain Alien]

   324   432   4   2
ds   23   42   3   424   42
fd   234   43   43   2   4
sd   45   6   54   6   45
fd   97   79   9   79   79679
dsf   99   9696   976679   79   76
fsd   697   6977      67   

   PLD   won   2nd   3rd   total   score
fred   23   42   3   424   492   21.39130435
bob   234   43   43   2   322   1.376068376
dave   45   6   54   6   111   2.466666667
jim   97   79   9   79   264   2.721649485
sam   99   9696   87   79   9961   100.6161616
eric   697   6977      67   7741   11.1061693


TEST - PLS IGNORE (I WILL DELETE SHORTLY)

Ignored.

Still crap. Luther will be explaining more on video soon

Shurrup Tighty - I am testing an excel alternative to Chimpy's uber ridic manual mechanism....
yawn.

[Chompy]

My money's on sam to win it imo. Alex only scored four and a bit last year and this dude is over 100! He's as good as MDD and Boer Wars rolled into one ffs!

[celtic]

how have fred, sam & eric won more than they have actually played? Is this claw, sicilian and galloway?

[Drain Alien]

My money's on sam to win it imo. Alex only scored four and a bit last year and this dude is over 100! He's as good as MDD and Boer Wars rolled into one ffs!

Sam is actually Betty's on-line name.
Total Ledge.

[Drain Alien]

how have fred, sam & eric won more than they have actually played? Is this claw, sicilian and galloway?

FFS - I am TRYING to introduce a more automated mechanism to make the league updatements a more pleasurable - and significantly more rapid - experience, and yoooooooooooooooz lot are ' farkin talkin' about sam, fred, sicilian and other made up donks - just ridic. Leave me be plz.....
 

[Chompy]

GG Tighty, Sweden failed to make Saturday's Eurovision final. Amazing really.

MAJOR sweat here, had bankz on Denmark @ 1.45 to qualify. With only one pick left, Sweden, Denmark and Croatia were still to get through. I Euro-bink good, wiiiiiiiiiiiii

[Drain Alien]

Well done and thanks to Mr Chomps for fully updating all of the league tables yesterday.

Having experienced the update process for a while, I do wonder how the bleedin' hell you've done this for 18 months I'll never know - you deserve a medal sir; VWP imo.

I am happy to continue updating the normal league on a daily basis from here on, and will do what I can on the fantasy league (note that the fantasy ends on June 30th; what happens after that is yet to be sorted, but I wont be maintaining it I'm afraid).

     Dronky.

[Drain Alien]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Boer Wars            59     9    2    4    10      242      4.10
Winkie               10     1    0    0    3       37       3.70
Greg Sighmuns        19     3    0    0    2       70       3.68 *
Sir Donksalot        29     2    1    2    3       93       3.21
Celtic               23     3    0    0    3       70       3.04 *
Tightend             10     0    0    2    2       30       3.00
G-Rodge              40     4    1    2    5       118      2.95 *
Luther               60     3    1    3    11      175      2.92
Jonnyplum            48     3    1    1    8       135      2.81 *
China Mug            66     2    4    3    11      184      2.79
Handsome Paul        18     2    0    0    2       50       2.78
Simon G              12     0    1    1    2       33       2.75 *
Chompy               38     3    2    0    4       91       2.39 *
Tikay                19     1    1    0    2       44       2.32
Claw                 26     2    1    1    1       60       2.31 *
LittleRedRidingHood  27     1    1    1    5       62       2.30 *
Pizzled              40     2    2    1    4       88       2.20
Rockstar             67     2    3    2    9       141      2.10
Evil Edna            62     5    0    1    5       129      2.08
British Gas          25     0    2    0    3       50       2.00
Drain Alien          34     1    1    0    6       63       1.85 *
Unimaginative        29     2    0    1    2       50       1.72
Lucky                31     2    1    0    1       53       1.71
Xpressman            46     1    1    2    3       69       1.50 *
Dingdell             18     1    1    0    0       27       1.50
Nirvana              58     1    1    2    4       77       1.33 *
RUDonking            19     0    1    0    1       22       1.16
Alex                 9      0    0    0    1       9        1.00
Pelham Boy           5      0    0    0    0       0        0 *
Snatiramas           5      0    0    0    0       0        0 *

Updated up to Thu 27 May

* - fictitious May total included

May table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
China Mug            2    0    1    1       52
G-Rodge              2    0    0    1       37
Rockstar             0    1    2    1       36
Boer Wars            2    0    0    1       36
Handsome Paul        1    0    0    2       29
LittleRed            0    0    1    3       20
Pizzled              0    1    0    1       18
Luther               0    0    1    1       16
British Gas          0    1    0    0       15
Jonnyplum            0    0    0    2       15
Claw                 0    0    1    1       15
Evil Edna            1    0    0    0       15
Drainy               1    0    0    0       15
Nirvana              0    0    0    2       14
Chompy               0    0    0    2       12
Tightend             0    0    1    0       9
Xpressman            0    0    0    1       7
Celtic               0    0    0    1       5
RUDonking            0    0    0    1       5

Fantasy League
'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               602
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             594
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      485
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                447
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Henderson)                441
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          418
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   410
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   397
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    393
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         369
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     367
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         352
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   345
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       337
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               317
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       305
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    296
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        284
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                280
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    275
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     242
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       229
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'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      215

In line with my half commitment to update the league tables, here a fully updated set that includes ALL* of the action at the G last nite (Thursday 27th May).
Unreal that I've managed to do all these updates this morning; I set my alarm especially early for you guys.

       Drainy.


* Other results from the G last nite as follows:

1. Which debonair European-born Hollywood actor, winner of an Honourary Academy Award in 1958, has a name that when translated means 'Moorish Knight'?

2. Cruciverbalists get down sometimes when they get their meaning across. What are cruciverbalists?

3. Which country has a national football team nicknamed 'The Eagles of Carthage'?

Answers

1. Maurice Chevalier
Maurice Auguste Chevalier (1888 – 1972) was a French actor, singer, and popular vaudeville entertainer. Chevalier's signature songs included "Louise", "Mimi", and "Valentine". His trademark was a boater hat, which he always wore on stage with his tuxedo. Chevalier appeared in the movie musical Gigi (1958) with Leslie Caron and Hermione Gingold, with whom he shared the song "I Remember It Well", and several Walt Disney films. The success of Gigi prompted Hollywood to give him an Honorary Academy Award that year for achievements in entertainment.

2. Creators or lovers of crossword puzzles
The creating of crosswords is called cruciverbalism among its practitioners, who are referred to as cruciverbalists, from the Latin for cross and word. Although the terms have existed since the mid 1970s, non-cruciverbalists rarely use them, calling crossword creators constructors or (especially outside the United States) setters or compilers.
 
3. Tunisia
Tunisia's first World Cup was the 1978 competition held in Argentina. They created history by becoming the 1st African team to win a World Cup game, defeating Mexico 3-1. An unlucky 1-0 defeat to Poland followed, but The Eagles Of Carthage then held European giants West Germany to a 0-0 draw. But that wasn't enough to send them through to the knockout rounds. Despite that tournament being one of Tunisia's finest, they failed to qualify for the World Cup again until 20 years later.

     Drinky.

[TightEnd]

Well done and thanks to Mr Chomps for fully updating all of the league tables yesterday.

Having experienced the update process for a while, I do wonder how the bleedin' hell you've done this for 18 months I'll never know - you deserve a medal sir; VWP imo.

I am happy to continue updating the normal league on a daily basis from here on, and will do what I can on the fantasy league (note that the fantasy ends on June 30th; what happens after that is yet to be sorted, but I wont be maintaining it I'm afraid).

     Dronky.

I'll do the fantasy league from 1 July.

[Chompy]

GG sir.
Fingers crossed the Tighty-Drainy coalition is right for the country and, more importantly the league players.
Enjoy the end-of-month festivities Drainage, getting monthly totals out of some leagueites is like trying to get Betty to fold to one of my raises.

Did you wander down the G last night Rockstar? What was the deal if so?

[TightEnd]

3 for me this month Drainpipe

[Drain Alien]

3 for me this month Drainpipe

good one

[Drain Alien]

GG sir.
Fingers crossed the Tighty-Drainy coalition is right for the country and, more importantly the league players.
Enjoy the end-of-month festivities Drainage, getting monthly totals out of some leagueites is like trying to get Betty to fold to one of my raises.

Did you wander down the G last night Rockstar? What was the deal if so?

oh getting the monthly totals is easy chimps........watch this....

PLEASE NOTE: ANYONE WHO HASN'T POSTED OR PM'd ME THEIR MONTHLY PLAYED TOTAL FOR MAY WILL GO IN AS 40 PLAYED ON 1st JUNE