Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[TightEnd]

Thank you chompy. I am in protracted negotiations with sweaty terry currently. As long as these are finalised to my satisfaction I will ban drainful alias from the thread shortly in line with my coup d'etat promises

[celtic]

Errr, can someone explain why satelites don't get included please?

[the sicilian]

Errr, can someone explain why satelites don't get included please?

oh FFS

[celtic]

You can ffs all you want. Its not in the rules so we should get point.

Fucking farce.

[the sicilian]

You can ffs all you want. Its not in the rules so we should get point.

Fucking farce.

woman

[nirvana]

You can ffs all you want. Its not in the rules so we should get point.

Fucking farce.

Farking fuss

[Drain Alien]

LOL @ Vin and Dulux.

[HOLDorFOLD]

Rockstar and Edna on FT of the £100 Bounty game. I cash bubbled in 9th, and no savers done so no fantasy league points.

Crapshoot game from 3 tables as expected with 25 min levels.

I left shortly after my exit so Rockstar will prob update his and Ednas finishing position .... GLGLGL both of you

and well done ClaireBear for a muchas nice cash table run tonight 

[Drain Alien]

Rockstar and Edna on FT of the £100 Bounty game. I cash bubbled in 9th, and no savers done so no fantasy league points.

Crapshoot game from 3 tables as expected with 25 min levels.

I left shortly after my exit so Rockstar will prob update his and Ednas finishing position .... GLGLGL both of you

and well done ClaireBear for a muchas nice cash table run tonight  

Gotchy got 2nd, and Edna 6th.
Gg both.

Drunk Ian went on to win it from a 5k stack (jumping to 22k in one hand, then taking me out two tables out, then going on to take it down).
N1 Mr W.

No leaguers in the Sunday fiver.

[TightEnd]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Winkie               10     1    0    0    3       37       3.70
Greg Sighmuns        19     3    0    0    2       70       3.68
Boer Wars            76     9    2    4    11      249      3.28
Sir Donksalot        32     2    1    2    4       101      3.16
G-Rodge              41     5    1    2    6       125      3.05
Celtic               25     3    0    0    4       76       3.04
Rockstar             69     4    4    2    10      201      2.91
Jonnyplum            48     3    1    1    8       135      2.81
Simon G              12     0    1    1    2       33       2.75
LittleRedRidingHood  27     1    1    1    5       71       2.63
Evil Edna            68     5    2    2    6       174      2.56
Luther               73     3    1    3    11      180      2.47
Chompy               39     3    2    0    5       96       2.46
China Mug            80     2    4    3    11      189      2.36
Tightend             13     0    0    2    2       30       2.31
Handsome Paul        22     2    0    0    2       50       2.27
Claw                 27     2    1    1    1       60       2.22
British Gas          30     0    2    0    4       60       2.00
Drain Alien          34     1    1    0    6       63       1.85
Pizzled              48     2    2    1    4       88       1.83
Tikay                25     1    1    0    2       44       1.76
Unimaginative        30     2    0    1    2       50       1.67
Xpressman            46     1    1    2    3       69       1.50
RUDonking            19     0    1    0    1       28       1.47 *
Nirvana              59     1    1    2    4       77       1.31
Lucky                43     2    1    0    1       53       1.23
Dingdell             22     1    1    0    0       27       1.23
Alex                 10      0    0    0    1       9        0.9
Pelham Boy           5      0    0    0    0       0        0
Snatiramas           5      0    0    0    0       0        0

Updated up to and including Sunday 13 June




June table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
Rockstar             1   1    0    1       45
Edna                 1    0    1    1       33
British Gas          0    0    0    1       10
LittleRed            0    0    1    0       9
Sir Donksalot        0    0    0    1       8
Boer Wars            0    0    0    1       7
RUDonking            0    0    0    1       6
Luther               0    0    0    1       5
China Mug            0    0    0    1       5





Fantasy League
'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               674
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             671
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      516
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'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                512
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Henderson)                506
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          431
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   429
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         418
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     412
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    404
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   402
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   390
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         382
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       360
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               331
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       316
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        303
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    302
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                297
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    281
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     242
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'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      239
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       235



Still awaiting monthly totals for RUDonkoff. If they're not forthcoming soon, disqualification could beckon

[TightEnd]

ok that was easy enough. Don't know what the fuss was about Drainful.

So the June Form horses Jon Bon Rockstar and Evil Edna come in 2nd and 6th respectively in the 67 runner £100 bounty comp that concluded the Summer Series. Well done to both. Sooner or later I reckon Jon Bon RockStar's image will change amongst his peers, who for the time being are labouring under the illusion that he is merely Jon Bon Rock. This image change may be accelerated if assorted Afrikaaners insist on standing behind him once they have been knocked out, telling him "this is a good spot to bluff". Again.

Anyway, onto League rule clarifications. My initial meeting with Sweaty Terrence, as he now wishes to be called, established that satellites are not to be included in the League table. This was debated long and hard until it was determined that the following two points were pertinent

a) Often the satellites stop when the seat positions have been reached, and therefore results showing a players 1st down to 10th are slightly misleading as the event is not played out to a conclusion

b) Desperate and second rate players such as Sir Donksalot are able to buy discounted seats from a seat winner who wishes to take cash, but only Sir Donksalot or his like, who actually failed to win a seat, are recorded as winners. As Terrence is still of the opinion following his meeting with said Sir Donksalot in the sauna last June that the man is borderline deranged, he rejected the very polite request by celtic out of hand

[Drain Alien]

GG Tighty; WP
;-)

ps - pls give my regards to Terrence

[the sicilian]

ok that was easy enough. Don't know what the fuss was about Drainful.

So the June Form horses Jon Bon Rockstar and Evil Edna come in 2nd and 6th respectively in the 67 runner £100 bounty comp that concluded the Summer Series. Well done to both. Sooner or later I reckon Jon Bon RockStar's image will change amongst his peers, who for the time being are labouring under the illusion that he is merely Jon Bon Rock. This image change may be accelerated if assorted Afrikaaners insist on standing behind him once they have been knocked out, telling him "this is a good spot to bluff". Again.

Anyway, onto League rule clarifications. My initial meeting with Sweaty Terrence, as he now wishes to be called, established that satellites are not to be included in the League table. This was debated long and hard until it was determined that the following two points were pertinent

a) Often the satellites stop when the seat positions have been reached, and therefore results showing a players 1st down to 10th are slightly misleading as the event is not played out to a conclusion

b) Desperate and second rate players such as Sir Donksalot are able to buy discounted seats from a seat winner who wishes to take cash, but only Sir Donksalot or his like, who actually failed to win a seat, are recorded as winners. As Terrence is still of the opinion following his meeting with said Sir Donksalot in the sauna last June that the man is borderline deranged, he rejected the very polite request by celtic out of hand

I would just like to point out that i never requested points for sats, just celtic is the desperate one...

[Rockstar]

ok that was easy enough. Don't know what the fuss was about Drainful.

So the June Form horses Jon Bon Rockstar and Evil Edna come in 2nd and 6th respectively in the 67 runner £100 bounty comp that concluded the Summer Series. Well done to both. Sooner or later I reckon Jon Bon RockStar's image will change amongst his peers, who for the time being are labouring under the illusion that he is merely Jon Bon Rock. This image change may be accelerated if assorted Afrikaaners insist on standing behind him once they have been knocked out, telling him "this is a good spot to bluff". Again.

Anyway, onto League rule clarifications. My initial meeting with Sweaty Terrence, as he now wishes to be called, established that satellites are not to be included in the League table. This was debated long and hard until it was determined that the following two points were pertinent

a) Often the satellites stop when the seat positions have been reached, and therefore results showing a players 1st down to 10th are slightly misleading as the event is not played out to a conclusion

b) Desperate and second rate players such as Sir Donksalot are able to buy discounted seats from a seat winner who wishes to take cash, but only Sir Donksalot or his like, who actually failed to win a seat, are recorded as winners. As Terrence is still of the opinion following his meeting with said Sir Donksalot in the sauna last June that the man is borderline deranged, he rejected the very polite request by celtic out of hand

Normal service has been resumed

Perfect

[HOLDorFOLD]

ok that was easy enough. Don't know what the fuss was about Drainful.

So the June Form horses Jon Bon Rockstar and Evil Edna come in 2nd and 6th respectively in the 67 runner £100 bounty comp that concluded the Summer Series. Well done to both. Sooner or later I reckon Jon Bon RockStar's image will change amongst his peers, who for the time being are labouring under the illusion that he is merely Jon Bon Rock. This image change may be accelerated if assorted Afrikaaners insist on standing behind him once they have been knocked out, telling him "this is a good spot to bluff". Again.

Anyway, onto League rule clarifications. My initial meeting with Sweaty Terrence, as he now wishes to be called, established that satellites are not to be included in the League table. This was debated long and hard until it was determined that the following two points were pertinent

a) Often the satellites stop when the seat positions have been reached, and therefore results showing a players 1st down to 10th are slightly misleading as the event is not played out to a conclusion

b) Desperate and second rate players such as Sir Donksalot are able to buy discounted seats from a seat winner who wishes to take cash, but only Sir Donksalot or his like, who actually failed to win a seat, are recorded as winners. As Terrence is still of the opinion following his meeting with said Sir Donksalot in the sauna last June that the man is borderline deranged, he rejected the very polite request by celtic out of hand

Normal service has been resumed

Perfect

Not quite .... MalteseGreg and I still need another 7 points added to our fantasy league     

Oops, forgot league-abandoner HoldyFoldy was in a couple of fantasy lists Tighty. Finished seventh today and needs 7pts for her own list and also Greg's.

BRING BACK DRAINY