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« Reply #5085 on: June 25, 2010, 11:38:09 AM »


Is that THE Qereshi? Where's he playing now anyone? Unless there are two of them his correct score should be 75 innit?

Nope, THAT one's an online Nat League 'points farmer'    .......        to whom I'm frequently rude (shock/horror) in the chatbox on Bl Sq.

OUR Qereshi has been re-attending the G of late     ......       looking like a teenager confused about his own sexuality resplendent in baseball cap, England shirt, and a Tikay handbag.

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« Reply #5086 on: June 25, 2010, 11:38:33 AM »

[  ] Well done Dingdell, that sounds like class japery.

That one sentence and [] has dissed my entire life! Am i that sad? Errm - yes. .....fml.
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« Reply #5087 on: June 25, 2010, 11:41:23 AM »

I've been dinged by ding - don't understand the wind up?
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« Reply #5088 on: June 25, 2010, 11:43:16 AM »

I've been dinged by ding - don't understand the wind up?


I suspect no one does

Dingdell decides to ring up Mr Miller from the card-room

He is on the M6

He panics



that's as far as we have got.
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« Reply #5089 on: June 25, 2010, 11:46:32 AM »

good - glad it's not just me then Smiley
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« Reply #5090 on: June 25, 2010, 11:48:14 AM »

Time to 'expand' Trace      ......      so others may share last night's chortlement.

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« Reply #5091 on: June 25, 2010, 11:59:35 AM »


No 'up to date' Adey     .....      I've got more points than that!

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« Reply #5092 on: June 25, 2010, 12:01:29 PM »

Time to 'expand' Trace      ......      so others may share last night's chortlement.

Rockstar is on the final table and goes out for a smoke leaving his mobile phone. It rings - it is Boer Wars. Egged on I answer it in a sexy voice (normal obv) and James asks to speak to Rockstar.

"I'll have to wake him, he's asleep" I purr seductively.

"No don't wake him" shouts James devastated to have interrupted the rockstart from some drunken slumber with his Missus. "Is that XXX (insert Adrians wifes name that I have forgoten)?" he asks, "How are you?".

No this is Sarah" I say and who is XXX?"

Complete silence at the other end of the phone as James tries wto work out that his mate is asleep beside a sexy woman who is not his wife and who is now asking him who this other woman is. The silence continues so I ask again "who is XXX?"

A very high pitched stressed voice comes over the phone "I don't know" says James as he desperately but badly tries to cover for his philandering friend.  He hastily rings off.

We leave it a few mins, Adrian is back and keen to keep it going so I text James from my phone. Message reads; James is Adrian with you? His wife is here at the G and she can't get hold of him"

A few minutes later James is ringing the card room/Adrians phone etc etc trying to find him and give him the heads up that his wife is on the warpath. Eventually we have to come clean as he is frantically ringing everyone on his phone (his Aunty in SA didn't know where Adrian was surprisingly)

Well - it passed a few moments while the button stole the blinds for a few rounds at the FT. ;-)
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« Reply #5093 on: June 25, 2010, 12:03:53 PM »

haha - that is pretty good work Ding - well done! Next time probs best not to try it while he's driving though Cheesy
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« Reply #5094 on: June 25, 2010, 12:05:42 PM »

haha - that is pretty good work Ding - well done! Next time probs best not to try it while he's driving though Cheesy

Thats the best bit - they were on the side of the M6 having run out of petrol.... ;-)
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« Reply #5095 on: June 25, 2010, 01:24:59 PM »

Time to 'expand' Trace      ......      so others may share last night's chortlement.

Rockstar is on the final table and goes out for a smoke leaving his mobile phone. It rings - it is Boer Wars. Egged on I answer it in a sexy voice (normal obv) and James asks to speak to Rockstar.

"I'll have to wake him, he's asleep" I purr seductively.

"No don't wake him" shouts James devastated to have interrupted the rockstart from some drunken slumber with his Missus. "Is that XXX (insert Adrians wifes name that I have forgoten)?" he asks, "How are you?".

No this is Sarah" I say and who is XXX?"

Complete silence at the other end of the phone as James tries wto work out that his mate is asleep beside a sexy woman who is not his wife and who is now asking him who this other woman is. The silence continues so I ask again "who is XXX?"

A very high pitched stressed voice comes over the phone "I don't know" says James as he desperately but badly tries to cover for his philandering friend.  He hastily rings off.

We leave it a few mins, Adrian is back and keen to keep it going so I text James from my phone. Message reads; James is Adrian with you? His wife is here at the G and she can't get hold of him"

A few minutes later James is ringing the card room/Adrians phone etc etc trying to find him and give him the heads up that his wife is on the warpath. Eventually we have to come clean as he is frantically ringing everyone on his phone (his Aunty in SA didn't know where Adrian was surprisingly)

Well - it passed a few moments while the button stole the blinds for a few rounds at the FT. ;-)



  you have a wicked side Miss Seductive
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« Reply #5096 on: June 25, 2010, 01:39:32 PM »

Wiiiiiiiiii, thanks for all the messages of grats.

You can only beat what's in front of you. I prepared my a-game last night in readiness for a showdown with Clawbird but Ding was the only scrabble leaguer in attendance, although MDD showed a definite interest in proceedings and threw down the future gauntlet. Only if he can bring in his £35 OED though.

Words of the night: plovers, dickier, bireme, matador


In my defence he was ridic lucky, with several 7 letter words just appearing in front of him, lots of blanks and 's' while I had mainly to contend with lots of q, x and z's and my brain. All rather unfair if you ask me.

Just when the tide is turning and I am getting into the groove he feigns tiredness and has to go, leaving me to rather sucessfully wind up Boer Wars by phone so much he is ringing the card room from the M6 in sheer panic. Class. ;-)


hmmmmm this has a familiar ring about it   


In our game Chompmeister was quite a way behind me in the scores (no denying it now Mr I've Never Been Beaten At Scrabble  .... Drainy and the lovely LittleRed (who incidently I vote for being our scrabble adjudicator) where there to witness to match.

So, as beads of sweat appear on that round head of his, and the pen that he was chewing vigorously starts to disintergrate, Mr Chompy suddenly finds a 7 letter word ... and thus appears that gloat we have all come to love and snigger about.    As the man himself is sitting there, basking in self-adulation having just added up his total, and while he is still picking out his next 7 letters, MissHoldyFoldy promptly ADDS to his 7-letter word which also ran across the tripple word square .... wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii my lead is maintained

The look of horror on Chompy's face was nearly lost amongst the howls of laughter from the rail ..... and Drainy promptly whips out his Camera phone (oi oi, who thought I was going to say something else then  talktothehand) and starts taking pics of the board ... well played that man, evidence is critical here!   But who is keeping an eye on Chompy I ask???   And why do I ask this?Huh?    Hhmmmmmmmmmmmm funnily enough the 7 letters that he picked out 'happened' to spell another 7 letter word straight off  ......


so, members of the Luton Scrabble League ... I beseech you to keep a close close eye on the 'UnBeaten One' when he is picking out his letterz innit  Grin

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« Reply #5097 on: June 25, 2010, 01:42:37 PM »

Provisional table, pending flabby Frank




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Name           Played Won  Lost Bonus Pts   +/-    Score
Chompy        8       8          0    4     32   +811   4
Holdyfoldy     1        0         1    0     0     -63    0
EvilEdna        3         0        3    0     0     -169   0 
Dingdell         3        0          3   0     0      -579  0


Hello hello ... what's this BONUS column??? Have I missed something?
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« Reply #5098 on: June 25, 2010, 01:53:26 PM »

Best part of the Night was Ding winding up Boer Wars - Classic stuff-

Pleased to break my Hoodoo at The G and taking down this BIG FIELD !!!

Thanks Rockstar for supporting me through a bad run of results at The G lately as i admit it was starting to get to me a little lately, which we all suffer from time to time, which is the worst part of Poker.

Its testament to their play that MDD, Luther and Rockstar are always contesting on a relentlessly regular basis the Cash on the final Tables- Well played you 3 -  

But last night was my night and all that had been going wrong the last few weeks fell into place- -
Like getting my hands to stand up and winning all my races.

Plus i can only win when everyone is in Wallsall  LOL LOL  Can you all stay away for a while then i got more chances of cashing -

Its getting harder and harder to win at The G as the Standard of play is High - So you always have to bring your A game to the Casino to stand any chance of Winning on a regular basis !

Back soon for more pain-

Good luck to Dave J in Wallsall hope you take it down

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« Reply #5099 on: June 25, 2010, 01:59:27 PM »

Nice one Ian  Congrats   thumbs up


GL Dave J today
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