Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[LeedsRhodesy]

'who is playing at the G tonight?

Good to meet you Rhodesy. WP sir. You are now top th'league on seven points.
Ended up in a four-way chop, with Clawbird taking second and myself third after a one-hand turnover jobbie.
I was keen to play on. For me the Monday night donkathon can't go on long enough. 40-minute levels next month please, when the extra chip early-reg thing could be coming back appaz (not from an official source).
Table updatage tomorrow at some point.

wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii  top of the league only another 24 games to play.  ty wp played yourself good to meet you all again

[Chompy]

LOLZ, wp Jonny, MASS forever, although I need to gain a few pounds obv.

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Greg Sighmuns        20     3    0    1    2       80       4.00
Sir Donksalot        44     4    2    2    4       143      3.25
Boer Wars            98     10   2    6    13      294      3.00
Winkie               18     1    0    1    4       54       3.00
G-Rodge              48     5    1    2    8       136      2.83
Tightend             24     1    1    3    3       68       2.83
Chompy               50     3    4    1    5       129      2.58
Snatiramas           10     1    0    0    1       25       2.50
Tikay                31     2    1    2    2       77       2.48
Evil Edna            102    6    3    3    11      243      2.41
China Mug            110    3    4    4    19      265      2.39
Jonnyplum            71     4    2    1    9       168      2.37
Simon G              14     0    1    1    2       33       2.36
Claw                 42     3    2    2    1       96       2.29
LittleRedRidingHood  37     1    1    2    6       84       2.27
Unimaginative        32     2    1    1    3       72       2.25
Rockstar             100    4    4    2    14      224      2.24
Celtic               34     3    0    0    4       76       2.24
British Gas          41     0    3    0    4       78       1.90
Luther               109    3    1    3    15      202      1.85
Handsome Paul        28     2    0    0    2       50       1.79
Xpressman            69     2    2    2    4       113      1.64
Alex                 11     0    0    1    1       18       1.64
Drain Alien          44     1    1    0    7       69       1.57
Dingdell             27     1    1    0    1       41       1.51 *
Pizzled              68     2    2    2    4       97       1.43
----------------------------------------------------------------
Nirvana              70     1    1    2    5       91       1.30
Lucky                57     2    1    0    3       54       0.95

Updated up to and including Mon 2 August

* - July total REQUIRED

August table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
Xpressman            0    1    0    0       12
Claw                 0    1    0    0       12
Chompy               0    0    1    0       9

Previous monthly winners...
January        Luther
February       Boer Wars
March          China Mug
April          Celtic
May            China Mug
June           Rockstar
July           Evil Edna

Scrabble League
Name           Played Won    Lost   Bonus  Pts    +/-     Score
Chompy         19     14     5      7      49     +1087   2.58
TightEnd       8      6      2      1      19     +226    2.38
Nirvana        1      0      1      0      0      -12     0
Sir Donksalot  1      0      1      0      0      -161    0
Holdyfoldy     2      0      2      0      0      -211    0
EvilEdna       5      0      5      0      0      -229    0
Dingdell       4      0      4      0      0      -701    0

Thirty of them started out at 8.30pm and, come 3.30am, a deal was finally cut, which saw LeedsRhodesy claim fourth, yours truly third and Claw second in a one-hand flip jobbie.
Bernard seventh for no saver and Trevor Webber, who went from being Praz Bansi MKII two tables out to the biggest rock ever seen at the final table, sixth (also no saver).

[OverTheBorder]

Well done Chompy, dragged my team out of the Wooden Spoon position  


Now all I have to do is find out which island Adrian "the Pilot" Puller has  crash landed on and drag him back to the G, Stake Josh "Matrix" Pope at the 1.6 premium he suggested last week and try to change my own name from  Chris "donkoffbigstacksandfinishoneofthemoney" Roberts, then we may sniff mid table!

[Snatiramas]

Well done Chompy, dragged my team out of the Wooden Spoon position  


Now all I have to do is find out which island Adrian "the Pilot" Puller has  crash landed on and drag him back to the G, Stake Josh "Matrix" Pope at the 1.6 premium he suggested last week and try to change my own name from  Chris "donkoffbigstacksandfinishoneofthemoney" Roberts, then we may sniff mid table!

Don't worry it is a Snickers not a Marathon

[Matrix twin]

Hello people

[Chompy]

Welcome Josh Matrix-Twin. It's standard league-based procedure for newbies to give their top five Luton players and also bottom five. Bonus points for mentioning Sir Donksalot. Fire...

[OverTheBorder]

Well done Chompy, dragged my team out of the Wooden Spoon position  


Now all I have to do is find out which island Adrian "the Pilot" Puller has  crash landed on and drag him back to the G, Stake Josh "Matrix" Pope at the 1.6 premium he suggested last week and try to change my own name from  Chris "donkoffbigstacksandfinishoneofthemoney" Roberts, then we may sniff mid table!

Don't worry it is a Snickers not a Marathon

it feels more like a Fudge or a Curly Wurly, you know that chocolate you buy when you have spanked all your money and cant afford premium chocolate or coz your Mrs said you look fat and you cant go over the 150 calorie mark innit

[Matrix twin]

lmao
hus playin in the gukpt next week ?

[TightEnd]

The 6th leg of the Grosvenor UK Poker Tour begins this weekend at G Casino Luton, bringing back a full set of side events to this very popular stop on the tour.  The £1000 + £70 Main Event (starting Thursday 12th and Friday 13th August) was won last year by Richard Gryko, who took down £88,850 for his top finish.  The 2010 Champion’s spot is ready to be filled next week, and the battle for the GUKPT ranking points leaderboard is still on – for the full list and complete details on the festival, please visit www.gukpt.com.

The schedule of tournaments taking place is as follows:

Saturday 7th August - £150 + £15 NL Hold'em Freezeout 7.30pm (1 day)
Sunday 8th - £100 + £10 NL Hold'em Rebuy 7.30pm (2 days)
Monday 9th - £200 + £20 NL Hold'em Freezeout 7.30pm (2 days)
Tuesday 10th - £500 + £50 NL Hold'em Freezeout 7.30pm (2 days)
Wednesday 11th - £300 + £30 PL Omaha Double Chance Freezeout 6.00pm (1 day)
Wednesday 11th - £150 + £15 NL Hold'em Freezeout Super Satellite to Main Event 8.30pm (1 day)
Thursday 12th - £100 + £10 NL Hold'em Freezeout 7.30pm (1 day)
Thursday 12th - £1,000 + £70 NL Hold’em Main Event Day 1a 2pm (3 days)
Friday 13th - £1,000 + £70 NL Hold’em Main Event Day 1b 2pm (3 days)
Friday 13th - £100 + £10 NL Hold'em Freezeout 7.30pm (1 day)
Saturday 14th - £60 NL Hold'em Rebuy Super Satellite to Grand Final 2.30pm (1 day)
Saturday 14th - £300 + £30 NL Hold'em Freezeout 7.30pm (2 days)
Sunday 15th - £250 + £25 NL Hold'em Bounty Tournament 5.00pm (1 day)

A 10-seat Guaranteed Super Satellite runs at 7:30pm on Friday 6th August (assuming 40 players) which will be a £50 rebuy NL Hold’em tournament representing a good last-minute option if you fancy taking on the Main Event.  Also check with Luton G Casino for further information about the £50 or £30 rebuy super satellites planned for Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday at 2pm

[Chompy]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Greg Sighmuns        20     3    0    1    2       80       4.00
Sir Donksalot        44     4    2    2    4       143      3.25
Boer Wars            98     10   2    6    13      294      3.00
Winkie               18     1    0    1    4       54       3.00
G-Rodge              48     5    1    2    8       136      2.83
Tightend             24     1    1    3    3       68       2.83
Chompy               50     3    4    1    5       129      2.58
Snatiramas           10     1    0    0    1       25       2.50
Tikay                31     2    1    2    2       77       2.48
China Mug            110    3    4    4    20      271      2.46
Evil Edna            102    6    3    3    11      243      2.41
Jonnyplum            71     4    2    1    9       168      2.37
Simon G              14     0    1    1    2       33       2.36
Claw                 42     3    2    2    1       96       2.29
LittleRedRidingHood  37     1    1    2    6       84       2.27
Unimaginative        32     2    1    1    3       72       2.25
Rockstar             100    4    4    2    14      224      2.24
Celtic               34     3    0    0    4       76       2.24
British Gas          41     0    3    0    4       78       1.90
Luther               109    3    1    3    15      202      1.85
Handsome Paul        28     2    0    0    2       50       1.79
Xpressman            69     2    2    2    4       113      1.64
Alex                 11     0    0    1    1       18       1.64
Drain Alien          44     1    1    0    7       69       1.57
Dingdell             27     1    1    0    1       41       1.51 *
Pizzled              68     2    2    2    4       97       1.43
----------------------------------------------------------------
Nirvana              70     1    1    2    5       91       1.30
Lucky                57     2    1    0    3       54       0.95

Updated up to and including Tue 3 August

* - July total REQUIRED

August table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
Xpressman            0    1    0    0       12
Claw                 0    1    0    0       12
Chompy               0    0    1    0       9
Bernard              0    0    0    1       6

Previous monthly winners...
January        Luther
February       Boer Wars
March          China Mug
April          Celtic
May            China Mug
June           Rockstar
July           Evil Edna

Scrabble League
Name           Played Won    Lost   Bonus  Pts    +/-     Score
Chompy         19     14     5      7      49     +1087   2.58
TightEnd       8      6      2      1      19     +226    2.38
Nirvana        1      0      1      0      0      -12     0
Sir Donksalot  1      0      1      0      0      -161    0
Holdyfoldy     2      0      2      0      0      -211    0
Evil Edna      5      0      5      0      0      -229    0
Dingdell       4      0      4      0      0      -701    0

Quieter than a quiet thing last night, with no binkage and no scrabble results, Evil Edna choosing to own the one-armed bandits instead of the final table for a change.
Anyone seen Drainy? Is he pretending to be busy at work again?

[TightEnd]

Drainy on holiday.

Reports that the resort he is at is suffering a temporary lull in attendances due to some Englishman at a bar drinking Kronenburg and telling bad beat stories while boasting about "have you seen my ridic tez thread on blonde?" are unconfirmed.

[the sicilian]

wiiiiiiiiiiiiii at the GUKPT...am playing the 200 and the main event....does anyone know the clock for the super sat friday night?

[TightEnd]

thurs night at DTD GUKPT luton main event sat


LIVE     THU 5th AUG 9pm £50 rebuy    5 seats guaranteed

Likely to be pretty good value imo with 5 seats in the pot

[Chompy]

Saver points for Bernard. Six of the feckers (3+3pt bonus).

[Sweet Georgia]

Hello all, I thought id take the plunge and join in on blonde