Things you wish you hadn't said....

[kinboshi]

Once after several drinks i saw a girl i used to go out with who i hadn't seen for a couple of years who was clearly pregnant, full of jolity i wandered over patted her belly said congratulations and asked her when it was due. The look on her face was enough to tell me she wasn't pregnant and had just gotten pretty fat, i spent the rest of the night avoiding her and her double hard boyfriend and thankfully i've not seen her since.

Wheres Jakally when you need him!

Jakally's pregnant?

[StuartHopkin]

Once after several drinks i saw a girl i used to go out with who i hadn't seen for a couple of years who was clearly pregnant, full of jolity i wandered over patted her belly said congratulations and asked her when it was due. The look on her face was enough to tell me she wasn't pregnant and had just gotten pretty fat, i spent the rest of the night avoiding her and her double hard boyfriend and thankfully i've not seen her since.

Wheres Jakally when you need him!

Jakally's pregnant?

You were too busy fisting Noel Edmonds

[AndrewT]

Once after several drinks i saw a girl i used to go out with who i hadn't seen for a couple of years who was clearly pregnant, full of jolity i wandered over patted her belly said congratulations and asked her when it was due. The look on her face was enough to tell me she wasn't pregnant and had just gotten pretty fat, i spent the rest of the night avoiding her and her double hard boyfriend and thankfully i've not seen her since.

Wheres Jakally when you need him!

Jakally's pregnant?

You were too busy fisting Noel Edmonds

I don't care what the Banker offers, I wouldn't agree to that.

[StuartHopkin]

Once after several drinks i saw a girl i used to go out with who i hadn't seen for a couple of years who was clearly pregnant, full of jolity i wandered over patted her belly said congratulations and asked her when it was due. The look on her face was enough to tell me she wasn't pregnant and had just gotten pretty fat, i spent the rest of the night avoiding her and her double hard boyfriend and thankfully i've not seen her since.

Wheres Jakally when you need him!

Jakally's pregnant?

You were too busy fisting Noel Edmonds

I don't care what the Banker offers, I wouldn't agree to that.

Change the B to a W as is the correct title for Noel Edmonds and thats about the most interestingly homoerotic sentence Ive seen.
Kin can you confirm what was offered?

[gatso]

jakally was a bit more subtle than going up and grabbing the bump though

[Kev B]

I wished I hadn't said "I do" for the second time, thankfully way behind me now. 

[lazaroonie]

"Call"

[Tuffster]

Laxie "OK, I'll Captain the Blonde Team"

[Laxie]

Laxie "OK, I'll Captain the Blonde Team"