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« Reply #30 on: December 11, 2009, 02:52:04 PM »

Any Iceland advert.

Hell yeah. Why is everything mini? 12 mini cakes this 12 mini pies that. All the food looks well cheap and nasty. Mum's gone to Iceland? Has she bollox.
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« Reply #31 on: December 11, 2009, 03:37:00 PM »

it just the advert gets played ad nauseum took me a couple of weeks before i realised what they were actually selling its on so much it integrates itself to the background

I still don't know what it's selling but must've heard the ad in the background so many times, I'll look next time
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« Reply #32 on: December 11, 2009, 03:50:58 PM »

That bloody advert with Kev shouting Wonga  tilts the hell out of me



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« Reply #33 on: December 11, 2009, 04:37:09 PM »

^^^^^^ GTFO

 Meerkats are the nuts

Was there ever a better line than "Sergei will have meltdown" ("He already have worms") To which Sergei gives a barley perceptible, long suffering nod. Brilliant.
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« Reply #34 on: December 11, 2009, 05:30:25 PM »

The most annoying advert ever....

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« Reply #35 on: December 11, 2009, 06:07:34 PM »

Those "Life" insurance ones with Michael Parkinson or Gloria Hunniford.

Now that your old and likely to die soon, why not start giving us x amount a week. You don't need a medical because if you die in the first year, we keep everything, and if you die after that, we keep the interest on your money and return almost the full amount of the remainder to the relatives who didn't come to see you while you were alive.

Sign up now, you may not have long left, this could be your last chance to make a major balls up with your hard earned"

PS- We'll give you a free Parker pen, worth over 49p...
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« Reply #36 on: December 11, 2009, 06:12:34 PM »

That phone one where the guy says catch a goat you've pulled.

This.

+1 to whoever said she'd call the bouncers too.

Terrible, terrible advert. Makes Michael Winner's "It only a commercial dear" look like a work of genius.
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« Reply #37 on: December 11, 2009, 07:18:09 PM »

Comparethemeerkat was vaguely funny the first time.
Sure is funny 90th time round.

It's like the job of Car Insurance ads is primarily to irritate the hell out of you.
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« Reply #38 on: December 11, 2009, 08:45:01 PM »

That betfair ad where they have fans from different clubs sitting round trash talking each other and taking paltry bets with each other is pretty tez.
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« Reply #39 on: December 12, 2009, 03:29:28 PM »

^^^^^^ GTFO

 Meerkats are the nuts

Was there ever a better line than "Sergei will have meltdown" ("He already have worms") To which Sergei gives a barley perceptible, long suffering nod. Brilliant.

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« Reply #40 on: December 12, 2009, 05:08:58 PM »

WONGA!
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« Reply #41 on: December 15, 2009, 05:02:19 PM »

'crocodor fridge, crocodor bin, crocodor fridge spray' gtfo
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« Reply #42 on: December 15, 2009, 05:17:29 PM »

Any advert for WKD.

I can't decide whether the message behind the adverts is 'only arseholes drink WKD' or 'drinking WKD will turn you into an arsehole'
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« Reply #43 on: December 15, 2009, 08:50:23 PM »

'crocodor fridge, crocodor bin, crocodor fridge spray' gtfo

croc o der shit!

im gonna hunt that up your viva sea nut down and kill him if i see it again
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« Reply #44 on: December 15, 2009, 09:58:31 PM »

we buy any car....dot com
we buy any car....dot com
we buy any car....dot com
any any any any
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or that garmin sat nav one on the radio...
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