That tenalady advert is doing my head in. Chatting to your mate on the phone, lying on your bed, you laugh so much you fall off the bed, the inference being you have also peed yourself from lack of bladder control. You would not then stay lying on the floor, laughing with your mate having just peed yourself, however well the suggest this pad will soak the stuff up - it just wouldn't happen. Yuk.
The coke advert, with all the lorries lit up driving through a mid western American town delighting all the locals who come out to see the convoy of lorries. I want to see an angy motorist at the back beeping his horn and waving his fist having been held up by 2 miles of slow moving traffic.
And lastly that loud mouthed long haired idiot who shouts about half price door and windows really really annoys me. i would, without hesitation punch him on meeting him, he tilts me so much.
That is all. Thanks for listening.
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