Everyone has one so why not..

[mondatoo]

WWF, the animals not the wrestler's

It's been WWE for 10 years now mate

Most of my readers are of the sophisticated type and thus would not be aware that WWF was in fact now called WWE, and as nobody watches it past the age of 15 I thought they may get confused.

[mondatoo]

Plus I thought it was funny 

[mondatoo]

Games today : 153
Loss today : $127.04
Games total : 922
Profit total : $1566.40

Current balance : $4073.61

Games today : 17
Loss today : $595.00

Current balance : $19.52

[sovietsong]

Nice result on the ticket mate. Out of interest what do you think the max you would have paid?

[mondatoo]

Nice result on the ticket mate. Out of interest what do you think the max you would have paid?

I dunno rly, like if it was the day of the match and someone said £200 I'd have paid it, anymore seems a bit ridic but possible. Even though I'd have still had a great day if we'd wonwhen we win and I hadn't of went, I know a little part of me would've been gutted that I wasn't there. As I said I've never missed the derby since I started going to the football, I love the whole day, just amazing and hard to put into words, last year especially was something special but I've ran pretty good with the record we've had against them all the time I've been going, might have to fly back for it when I'm away. I pretty much paid the same for it as if I had've bought it from the club, run better. Everything I do now financially I think "that could be part of the travelling fund" lol, can't wait to get that booked up.

[MC]

WWF, the animals not the wrestler's

It's been WWE for 10 years now mate

Most of my readers are of the sophisticated type and thus would not be aware that WWF was in fact now called WWE, and as nobody watches it past the age of 15 I thought they may get confused.

Lolz GTFO :-P

I know you're just taking the piss, but I'd say at least 50% of the audience is over 15, and no not just parents!

[gatso]

I know you're just taking the piss, but I'd say at least 50% of the audience is over 15, and no not just parents!

you do realise you just made it sound like the audience is made up of kids, parents and paedos?

[MC]

I know you're just taking the piss, but I'd say at least 50% of the audience is over 15, and no not just parents!

you do realise you just made it sound like the audience is made up of kids, parents and paedos?

I've re-read what I put 6 times and I still can't see how you've interpreted it like that?!

[mondatoo]

So far in this diary I've always been super honest, it's kinda weird how honest and open I am imo since any random can read it, or more importantly people I know lol, who cares what randoms think. Anyway, now I know what your thinking, here he goes again on a Friday, well yeah I am tipsy but not pissed that's for sure, 2+2=4, there you are, case closed. Anyho, I can't explain this properly, and it's going to sound weird as fuck, it's actually not as weird as it sounds but you'll just have to believe me on that; So.... I'm now 25 years of age and I've never approached a lass to indicate I like her, like I'm serious, I've never asked someone out in my life. It's not because I'm not confident or anything, like I'm no stud, lol @ stud, but I think I'm a decent catch, I've got a personality to die for ldo.

Nah but seriously, I am pretty confident but it's just another of my weird things that I can't explain. So I thought I'd sign up to match.com, awaits the piss being took out of him haha, I know I'd give digs if it was someone else. I'm genuinely not pissed and I'm going to hover the cursor over post for about 10 minutes before I decide whether to post this lol.

BTW, the best part of the story is still to come, so when you go on it recommends someone for you, well I thought the two buttons where back and next, as you would. I had seen someone I wanted to read more of but pressed next by accident so I pressed the other button to go back, but it didn't take me back, so I pressed it like 5 times then looked at it properly, the button said Yes, as in Yes I'm interested, OH FUCK, so I've just told five randoms who I have no clue who they are or seen there profile that I'm interested, ROFLCOPTERS, good start, told you I wasn't pissed.

OH FUCK IT I'M PRESSING POST.

[mondatoo]

I would say my level of drunkness is, drunk enough to have made that post but not too drunk to not remember doing it in the morning, which is normally not the case haha, perfect level imo.

[paulhouk03]

<3 monda

[MC]

<3 monda

[millidonk]

meh, Match.com can gtfo, if you are gonna do it, do it right. AdultFriendFinder ftw. *disclaimer i have never actually used any of these sites as i like talking to girls irl, but i have heard aff is the nuts

[mondatoo]

Geez, the things I post just to get a few diary hits 

I really wasn't that pissed btw, which obv makes it much worse, haha. I summed my drunk level up perfect, pretty impressed.

[cambridgealex]

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