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« Reply #15 on: April 15, 2010, 04:35:12 PM »

Conspiracy theories have started

1. A large fleet of UFO's over UK have threatened to shoot down any aircraft that flies near them

2. Icelandic bankers have found all the billions of missing Euros and decided to burnt it quick before they have to give it back

3. There has been a nuclear accident and the fall out cloud is heading our way.

4. Its all Gordon Browns fault, he gets blamed for everything else

5. Astronomers asked to clear the skies so they can enjoy the nice sunset

Stranded passengers in France may need these handy translations

Where is the toilet ............Ou est la toilette

What time do you serve breakfast......Quelle hour est le petite dejourney

Can I have 4 sausages please .............can j'ai 4 saucisse s'il vous plaît
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« Reply #16 on: April 15, 2010, 04:44:15 PM »

Conspiracy theories have started

1. A large fleet of UFO's over UK have threatened to shoot down any aircraft that flies near them

2. Icelandic bankers have found all the billions of missing Euros and decided to burnt it quick before they have to give it back

3. There has been a nuclear accident and the fall out cloud is heading our way.

4. Its all Gordon Browns fault, he gets blamed for everything else

5. Astronomers asked to clear the skies so they can enjoy the nice sunset

Stranded passengers in France may need these handy translations

Where is the toilet ............Ou est la toilette

What time do you serve breakfast......Quelle hour est le petite dejourney

Can I have 4 sausages please .............can j'ai 4 saucisse s'il vous plaît

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« Reply #17 on: April 15, 2010, 06:57:41 PM »

FML.

I mean, I like Vegas.

But I don't want to be stuck here for a few months.
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« Reply #18 on: April 15, 2010, 06:59:28 PM »

FML.

I mean, I like Vegas.

But I don't want to be stuck here for a few months.

vegas ?

i'll trade ya vegas for alabama and mississippi...
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« Reply #19 on: April 15, 2010, 06:59:38 PM »

FML.

I mean, I like Vegas.

But I don't want to be stuck here for a few months.

Blatant brag post imo Wink
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« Reply #20 on: April 15, 2010, 09:26:14 PM »

FML.

I mean, I like Vegas.

But I don't want to be stuck here for a few months.

vegas ?

i'll trade ya vegas for alabama and mississippi...


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« Reply #21 on: April 16, 2010, 09:39:42 AM »

I realised last week that I haven't won a live tournament since my little boy was born nearly 5 years ago.

Pretty depressing.

Chance to get that particular monkey off my back because I'm at the final table of Bellagio's $500 tournament tomorrow. Annette is chip leader though, so gl me (I'll need it)

Also found out that for the main event you start with 100k in chips and the blinds begin at 100-200.

It's going to be RedDog heaven!
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« Reply #22 on: April 16, 2010, 09:44:12 AM »

I realised last week that I haven't won a live tournament since my little boy was born nearly 5 years ago.

Pretty depressing.

Chance to get that particular monkey off my back because I'm at the final table of Bellagio's $500 tournament tomorrow. Annette is chip leader though, so gl me (I'll need it)

Also found out that for the main event you start with 100k in chips and the blinds begin at 100-200.

It's going to be RedDog heaven!

GL Keith
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« Reply #23 on: April 16, 2010, 11:12:15 AM »

I realised last week that I haven't won a live tournament since my little boy was born nearly 5 years ago.

Pretty depressing.

Chance to get that particular monkey off my back because I'm at the final table of Bellagio's $500 tournament tomorrow. Annette is chip leader though, so gl me (I'll need it)

Also found out that for the main event you start with 100k in chips and the blinds begin at 100-200.

It's going to be RedDog heaven!

 
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« Reply #24 on: April 16, 2010, 11:19:28 AM »

I realised last week that I haven't won a live tournament since my little boy was born nearly 5 years ago.

Pretty depressing.

Chance to get that particular monkey off my back because I'm at the final table of Bellagio's $500 tournament tomorrow. Annette is chip leader though, so gl me (I'll need it)

Also found out that for the main event you start with 100k in chips and the blinds begin at 100-200.

It's going to be RedDog heaven!

the kid is obv a jinx -  cut him loose!

only joking - glglgglglglggllgll - TID 1 time!

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« Reply #25 on: April 16, 2010, 01:11:24 PM »

Best of luck!!!
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« Reply #26 on: April 16, 2010, 05:01:39 PM »

FML.

I mean, I like Vegas.

But I don't want to be stuck here for a few months.

vegas ?

i'll trade ya vegas for alabama and mississippi...


Try feckin Malta  Roll Eyes

you in malta ?

i got thru to BA last night and they rebooked the flight I was due to be on today (dallas - london).

for fuckin next fuckin wednesday.....



arrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #27 on: April 16, 2010, 05:04:14 PM »

I've a very good friend living in Dallas.  If you want some suggestions for killing a few days, Mike's yer man.
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« Reply #28 on: April 16, 2010, 05:11:04 PM »

My friend is getting married tomorrow in Northampton, she is Irish, her Mum flew over at the weekend, the rest of the family including her dad were due to fly out on Thursday........still no sign of them. Trying to get a light aircraft to fly them over at the mo. Not looking hopeful.

[ ] She is very calm about the whole thing
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« Reply #29 on: April 16, 2010, 05:15:29 PM »

Oh man!  Why didn't they get on the next ferry over besides waiting for flights?!
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