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« on: May 28, 2010, 11:37:51 AM »

based off 140 runners. Honest Bob of Bob's bookmakers, Nottingham has faxed me the following


tikay 50-1 Yes, he is still on blonde. Once a month. If the month ends in a "e"
TightEnd 175-1 Useless and likely to be distracted by Clipboard List c
kinboshi 150-1 Last won a poker competition when no one knew how to play poker
cupcake 200-1 Not a chance he will be able to see his cards past 6pm
Harmony 150-1 Dark Horse
Bainn 150-1 Ever popular stickler for the rules
Mr BP 125-1 Always a steady player, tutored by Bainn otherwise price would be lower
Laxie 200-1 See Cupcake. Only with added painkillers
Dave Shoelace 100-1 If not too busy media networking
gatso 125-1 Travelled especially from the Ukraine for this. No, really
Jon MW 100-1. The British Cowboy saddles up again
Rex 100-1 If his wife allows him out for the day
Claw 75-1 She is recapturing her teen spirit again. Loose and aggressive. Poker style unknown
Ironside 100-1 Earplugs!
cf 66-1 Shorn of locks but retaining ridic wispy beard. If you want a beard, get a Bainn. Don't go half arsed man
cdw1* 66-1 Unite, Unite, Unite for all of his rights
Shogun 66-1 On form. Like the Duke, only sober
Blatch 50-1 Last missed a flop at bb2. If he were lucky, he'd be good
Mondatoo 66-1 The least disciplined and least intelligible Pro grinder ever
MC 50-1 Class in a glass. Blonde's own Eminem likely to be in the hunt
Bigfella 66-1 Greyhound fan. Beer fan. Steady player
BAM 100-1 When you're smiling, the whole world smiles with you
Nun 66-1 Would be an emotional victor, lets hope so
Leatherman 110-1 Fresh from the S&M mags, and ready to rumble
AMcGrath1 100-1 Off form, and rooming with Bongo. Not a promising combination
Jakally 66-1 Will he be distracted by the cash games?
Technolog 75-1 League stalwart. That smell from the mug near him is Beetroot Soup
Girgy 100-1. Breast obsessed white van man who loves Ledley King
Karabiner 66-1 Golfing tipster yet to outlast younger brother in one of these.
Karabiner junior 100-1 Better looking half of the family
Destroyer 100-1 Pocket Battleship
Duke 66-1 Not so Pocket Battleship
Delboy 100-1 Nice guy, nice wife.
Bongo 125-1 Would be shorter but I am still waiting for a newsletter from 2007
marcin 300-1 If he turns up I am a Brother Grimm
tuffster 100-1 Jenson's Interceptor
newportlad 66-1 Mr consistent. Mr Welsh. One of these is good
Joobie 100-1 Bed seller. Or not a bed seller in this weather
Sharplea 100-1 Not so candid camera, sigh
Chilli 50-1 In form, and with a smile that could light up your darkest hour
Glenn 100-1 Former bb finalist, unlike his partner. Smile does not light up your darkest hour. Well not mine
BigArmo 66-1 Good player, monkey distraction antics a worry
Alaskan5ive 75-1 Has only sold 125% of himself in this, so things are improving
AndrewT 50-1 Fine player, fine wordsmith, fine punster. In fact, pretty fine
Pieman 100-1 A name after my own heart
Dunk 100-1 Ran into final table form yesterday. Sadly the bar is too close to these tables
Grier 66-1 BB8 finalist. Took it so seriously I thought he was standing for election
Drainy 150-1 Ridic tez worst player in his family
littleredridinghood 100-1 Not so tez better player than her husband
paddyjim 100-1 bb1 finalist, steady player
MPower 66-1 Regards to local car dealer, Terry Tibbs
sovietsong 100-1 Leeds finest. Nicer in person than he comes across on the forum lol
rudders 66-1 The Welsh invasion begins, and ends, here. Another drinker in the field
buzzly 100-1 rudders better half
redbull 50-1 Classy player, understated.
poppet 125-1 Return of the lively Luton youngster. Out of practice? At poker?
mouth 100-1 Earplugs!
kaibobble 75-1 DTD Employee hopes to keep the cash at home
ChipRich 66-1 Serial go deeper in these. These are his level, after all
littleDC 125-1 Sorry, don't know
MrsLittleDC 125-1 ditto
StuartHopkin 150-1 Useless clown
Royal Flush Useless clown
Horneris 80-1 Better than ChipRich but likely to be French Open distracted
evilpie 66-1 Excellent player, nice t shirts I gather.
julian 33-1 The class of the field. Buy him lots of red wine, sit back, and watch. Tres amusing.
foggy 50-1 bb7 winner. Not to be underestimated
dan 100-1 Double the price he deserves as will be at the bar with Cupcake
darren nun 66-1 Best wishes to him at the end of a tough week
pleno 100-1 Looks like Daniel Negraneau, I think
kp24 125-1 Odds setting in this is nuts
the crow 150-1 Like a bad smell, tricky to get rid of
redsimon 66-1 Tricky, will be sober. Good bet in this
Dingdell 100-1 Bringing my notebook to fill with her bon mots
Richeo 66-1 Lure of cash game likely to mean he exits early
Ace2M 66-1 Another good player. From Stoke. Shudder
Suzanne 100-1. Want to throw a £10 away?
Linux 100-1 Not as good as chip Rich
Snati 150-1 Probable non runner for former bb winner
350z 100-1 If the Duke is a drinking walrus, Dan is a drinking sea lion
trafficjam 100-1 Hates people who check when they have trip Aces. As we all do
Brolove 100-1. Interloper. Treat with suspicion until frisked for hidden camera
holdoreventuallysherelentedfold 100-1 Ahh yes, holdorsheusedtofoldalotnowjustlosesalot.
Alex Martin 66-1 Fearsome player, can make plays I only dream of. Sobreity a risk though
Lazaroonie 100-1 Scottish raider, a man to be admired
jordania 66-1 Very nice Nottingham lady, does well in the smaller DTD comps
Semtex 50-1 DTD £300 Winner in that deal that gave him 1st/2nd/3rd place prize money.
George2Loose 33-1 Another awesome player. If he wasn't unlucky, he'd be good
Shelley2Loose 66-1 The power behind the throne.
Adrian 100-1 Former pilot, don'tchaknow?
Dom Robair 100-1 Sorry, no idea
Tiger Flash 100-1 sorry, no idea
loukas 100-1 league player....some results.....sorry, no idea
LeedsRhodesy 150-1 Not as good as Girgy, or Shawrie, or Marcin, or cf. In fact its a wonder he's coming
jagmadxr 66-1 Better half of Jordania
Boobs 100-1 Lets hope so
duncthehat 100-1 Yes he wears a hat
matt674 66-1 BB Legend. Thinks he is a monkey. Give wide berth
sackitoff 50-1 If you are balding, he is the man to go to
nirvana 50-1 Completely pwned me this week. I hope he gets a horrible bad beat. So does he, as Merlot awaits
Rod 66-1 Welsh. Friend of Newport lad. Not a good combination
IlIIIIKKKEE 100-1 Sorry, no idea, welcome to blonde
Mistymoo 100-1 Lady who has been to past bb's. My notes on her are sparse
snafu 100-1 Sorry, no idea, welcome to blonde
gypsy85 100-1 Sorry, no idea, welcome to blonde
simon owens 100-1 Sorry, no idea, welcome to blonde
judahbenhur 100-1 Sorry, no idea, welcome to blonde
jbowmer 100-1 Sorry, no idea, welcome to blonde
kevhaz 100-1 Sorry, no idea, welcome to blonde
chippieleicester 100-1 Ah yes, Leicester's finest pisshead
rajkan 100-1 But only if Petrol is less than 120p per litre
gna butah pu 100-1 Sorry, no idea, welcome to blonde
obmaz 66-1 Alan Stearn! Japes!!!
Rockstar 66-1 Jon Bon Jovi lookalike with rock image
Boerwars 50-1 The best midweek player in Luton, says Chompy
eviledna 66-1 The fearsome LNP veteran with more moves than Pickfords
xpressman 66-1 Luton's finest rental agent
boingblitz 66-1 APAT Winner. DO NOT MENTION the black country to him
cefa 100-1 Sorry, no idea, welcome to blonde
cdw+1 100-1 Sorry, no idea, welcome to blonde
woodsey 66-1 Apparently can't plan 5 minutes ahead. Lives 10 minutes away, so will get half way there and decide
loukas+1 100-1 Sorry, no idea, welcome to blonde
loukas+2 100-1 Sorry, no idea, welcome to blonde
sberto 100-1 Sorry, no idea, welcome to blonde
willbob 100-1 Sorry, no idea, welcome to blonde
wink 100-1 Sorry, no idea, welcome to blonde
petch 100-1 Friend of technolog. Love of beetroot soup unknown
power28 100-1 Sorry, no idea, welcome to blonde
lev74 100-1 Sorry, no idea, welcome to blonde
malpass 100-1 Sorry, no idea, welcome to blonde
Mini Drainy 75-1 He is always bluffing, which is more than his dad ever does
corkeye 100-1 Sorry, no idea, welcome to blonde
corkeye+1 100-1 Sorry, no idea, welcome to blonde
paulpitchford 66-1 APAT WCOAP Winner at DTD.
Pizzaman 100-1 Sorry, no idea, welcome to blonde
Mama G 66-1 Far more chance than her breast obsessed son
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« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2010, 11:41:38 AM »

33/1? Weeeeee
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« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2010, 11:49:05 AM »

Brilliant stuff Tighty.  Some absolute gems in there. 

I'll have a thousand virtual pounds on everyone please.

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« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2010, 12:13:24 PM »

based off 140 runners. Honest Bob of Bob's bookmakers, Nottingham has faxed me the following

Blatch 50-1 Last missed a flop at bb2. If he were lucky, he'd be good

BAM 100-1 When you're smiling, the whole world smiles with you

Girgy 100-1. Breast obsessed white van man who loves Ledley King

Alaskan5ive 75-1 Has only sold 125% of himself in this, so things are improving

ChipRich 66-1 Serial go deeper in these. These are his level, after all

George2Loose 33-1 Another awesome player. (Level?) If he wasn't unlucky, he'd be good

LeedsRhodesy 150-1 Not as good as Girgy, or Shawrie, or Marcin, or cf. In fact its a wonder he's coming

woodsey 66-1 Apparently can't plan 5 minutes ahead. Lives 10 minutes away, so will get half way there and decide

lol @ these but the Woodsey one is the best!
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« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2010, 12:54:43 PM »

 Grin Grin Grin  very good Tighty

Looking forward to this only got 4 hours left a work then go go go 
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« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2010, 12:59:52 PM »



sigh..............
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« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2010, 01:02:05 PM »

LMAO,some top class rubz there
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« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2010, 01:47:12 PM »

My odds are only good if I don't get drawn early on Duke's table Smiley
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« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2010, 12:20:04 AM »

Alaskan5ive 75-1 Has only sold 125% of himself in this, so things are improving

Brilliant.
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« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2010, 01:40:45 AM »

What time does it start tomorrow?

as I said like 9 week ago I couldn't make it, double sigh
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« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2010, 02:17:29 AM »

Classic.......

10 virtual pounds on all of the below plz

mouth 100-1 Earplugs!

ChipRich 66-1 Serial go deeper in these. These are his level, after all

Boobs 100-1 Lets hope so

Blatch 50-1 Last missed a flop at bb2. If he were lucky, he'd be good

Mama G 66-1 Far more chance than her breast obsessed son
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« Reply #11 on: May 29, 2010, 08:21:19 AM »


matt674 66-1 BB Legend. Thinks he is a monkey. Give wide berth


Is this a quote relating to the tournament betting or just advice in general? Also i think there is a typo here, honest bob has missed the space out between the g and e in legend Grin



BigArmo 66-1 Good player, monkey distraction antics a worry


yeah yeah if in doubt blame the monkey!!!  Angry

now then "mission impossible - mission 6: have someone film you running naked through nottingham town centre" - erm Mr Armo sir.......
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« Reply #12 on: May 29, 2010, 10:28:22 AM »

LMAO

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You'll never find it !!!!
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« Reply #13 on: May 30, 2010, 06:51:58 AM »

'nicer in person' sigh
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« Reply #14 on: May 30, 2010, 01:35:17 PM »

Missed this thread 110-1 lol class...
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