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TightEnd
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Re: A message to Cos and Mantis
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Horses don't have knuckles
Anyway, I am using my feet.
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50 is too many of them though. You'd be overwhelmed. I'm more agile than a horse sized duck so would use that to my advantage so I could attack its weak spot for massive damage.
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Quote from: Cf on August 01, 2010, 02:05:57 PM
50 is too many of them though. You'd be overwhelmed. I'm more agile than a horse sized duck so would use that to my advantage so I could attack its weak spot for massive damage.
what is the weak spot of a horse sized duck?
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Re: A message to Cos and Mantis
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Personally I'd take the horse size duck. Ducks aren't particularly nimble, make them the size of a horse and I think its gunna have agility issues
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Re: A message to Cos and Mantis
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Quote from: TightEnd on August 01, 2010, 02:02:44 PM
Horses don't have knuckles
Anyway, I am using my feet.
Trying to swat away 3 wee wasps takes serious effort.
Picturing you vs 50 duck sized horses? Can I watch please and thanks.
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Re: A message to Cos and Mantis
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Quote from: TightEnd on August 01, 2010, 02:02:44 PM
Horses don't have knuckles
and ducks do??
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I can't figure out a way for 50 duck sized horses to do anything that would seriously hurt, unless they could coordinate somehow and climb on each other to form a giant duck sized horse.
A horse sized duck could accidentally fall over on you and it would be game over.
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So is Cos the Horse Sized Duck or is Mantis?
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This thread entitled Cos and Mantis is the most viewed thread on PHA and has attracted most comments. What a great double act we are. Well done to Greekstein who has played an integral part in this success. As with all good double acts there is one boring plain straight guy who does his bit to facilitate the comedy process. The other guy is the talent of the duo. He is funnier, more intelligent, and better in every which way. Same with this double act. I'm like the Bobby Ball to Greekstein's Tommy Cannon. FWIW I would prefer Mantis and Cos though as I think it's got a better ring to it.
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Re: A message to Cos and Mantis
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Quote from: MANTIS01 on August 01, 2010, 09:51:46 PM
FWIW I would prefer Mantis and Cos though as I think it's got a better ring to it.
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Knew they loved each other,so ridic
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Quote from: MANTIS01 on August 01, 2010, 09:51:46 PM
This thread entitled Cos and Mantis is the most viewed thread on PHA and has attracted most comments. What a great double act we are. Well done to Greekstein who has played an integral part in this success. As with all good double acts there is one boring plain straight guy who does his bit to facilitate the comedy process. The other guy is the talent of the duo. He is funnier, more intelligent, and better in every which way. Same with this double act. I'm like the Bobby Ball to Greekstein's Tommy Cannon. FWIW I would prefer Mantis and Cos though as I think it's got a better ring to it.
Cannon and Ball, like Hale & Pace, were a rare example of a comedy duo with two straight men.
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Re: A message to Cos and Mantis
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Quote from: david3103 on August 02, 2010, 12:35:08 PM
Quote from: MANTIS01 on August 01, 2010, 09:51:46 PM
This thread entitled Cos and Mantis is the most viewed thread on PHA and has attracted most comments. What a great double act we are. Well done to Greekstein who has played an integral part in this success. As with all good double acts there is one boring plain straight guy who does his bit to facilitate the comedy process. The other guy is the talent of the duo. He is funnier, more intelligent, and better in every which way. Same with this double act. I'm like the Bobby Ball to Greekstein's Tommy Cannon. FWIW I would prefer Mantis and Cos though as I think it's got a better ring to it.
Cannon and Ball, like Hale & Pace, were a rare example of a comedy duo with two straight men.
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Re: Mantis and Cos
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Just my Thoughts
1 horse sized duck, has 2 main advantages POWER, and SIZE.
we can easily combat the size advantage with speed and agility, assuming that we are in reasonable condition (which is doubtful in the poker world)
however the power issue could be a problem, because he could actually have the ability (as a horse does) to destroy you in one move (bite/kicking etc) plus I have in on good authortity ducks have a nasty streak to them
50 duck sized horses, as stated is a different propersition entirely, because firstly they are going to BE horses, as in hoofs, and poweful kicking abilities, this could be a serious problem if there are 50 of them, although 50 of them would be difficult to organise unless thes had a general or a leader able to effectively direct the fight,
They would have a massive disadvantage though because of how easily you could kill them, but I think you;d have to have extreme stamina to fight off 50.
I think, if you were prepared to grind out you'd take the 50 small ones, but you're fighting a small edge over this sample size, better IMO to take a shot and battle the big one
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Re: Mantis and Cos
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Quote from: mondatoo on August 01, 2010, 12:25:27 PM
It was on the Luton update thread I believe
yeah was on the luton thread. Pretty sure Sighmuns first posed the question - shame on Tighty for trying to take the credit!!
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