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« Reply #495 on: October 30, 2019, 09:28:32 AM »

Can we gofundme a new keyboard, the lack of 's is really geing on my is.

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« Reply #496 on: October 30, 2019, 09:34:02 AM »

It's inermitten though
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« Reply #497 on: October 30, 2019, 09:36:49 AM »

You've go him down o a ee.
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« Reply #498 on: October 30, 2019, 09:44:23 AM »

Haha, qualiy

Grea comeback by om so far. Hope he akes i down.
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« Reply #499 on: October 30, 2019, 12:03:11 PM »

It's inermitten though

 
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« Reply #500 on: November 01, 2019, 09:10:45 PM »

GREAT GOOD FORTUNE PIP WE HAVE DONE A CLEARANCE AND THERE iS A NEW KEY BOARD WITH THE RIGHT CONNECTOR FOR THE BACK OF YOUR OLD COMPUTER STACK ......plus it dousnt have all those sticky keys from your late night porn viewing yet

and so to finish the blog about the 25/25 at the vic....so the story so far i have gone back with 16,500 when the average is 180k all in the first three hands i play and i have about 140k  .....happy days ....and we play on 113 came back 57 for mic cash 400 circa .......i am so dammed chuffed ii am like a sports better lording it over a 40 quid luton g poker game who has found a punter to hang on to there every word about the odds on american football and bake of challenge strange how one fills the time before the uterence of  STANDARD and flounce out the door with a under the breath muttering of    i dont know why i bother   
and the game goese on players that had big stacks fall and i am still there ,players with comments like i had 3 bullets on my first day then got thru with two bullets on my second day also fall.......15 players to the money .....i feel good i have a shot at 33k first prize ,it would be good to rock up to the luton g in a nice land rover discovery and still have 32,5k in the bank ....aaahhhhh the dreams of future glories shadow past sink holes

i am the big blind in seat one big stack makes it 11k bigger stack calls i look down at a pair twos i have about 130k its 8k to me to call  , i think if i pass and a two comes i will be gutted and i thinmk these guys may have a pair each and i could make my and them having a higher set.....but a pair is a pair i call flop 5,2 ,queen rainbow....i check big stack bets 17k bigger stack calls i think about slow playing my set but decide inot to  fishy if i do i go big stack dwells asks for chip count while eyeing up the other bigger stack i know i have him beat....nearly 3 mins latter he goese all in bigger stack super snap calls and i just have time to utter shit before he shows a set of fives to mateys queen king and my set of twos no miracles on the rest of the flop and its good night from me.......as i exit the vic i am still in a good mood ...i had a chance ...i had a shot....it wasnt to be this time .....i played well i did what a whole lot of players would not be able to do , i am a super star waiting to be discovered , i am 
............... i am............... i am...............,which begs the question so where are your millions......good question.
as i walk out of the vic pass the mc donalds a fat foreigm guy looking like the spiv in dads army trys to ask me ...esscuse me can i ask you....i walk no time for ponces that are not content to sit and beg and have evolved to moving to where they think the easy target to be ......i am still content i had a shot ...onto train station man at barrier to let me thru as card ticket not working...onto tube its crowded a studentl looking guy 4 seats away offers me his seat ....wow ....i mean wake up call wow thats the first time ever.......and the end next day still content with my game ....soon....maybe soon....
played little game at luton g found out that i need to play saturday and maybe blackpool also to get into league play off 5 tickets worth 15k each   we will see

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what do you call a dog with no legs....you dont waste your time hes not going to come to you anyway
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« Reply #501 on: December 16, 2019, 11:57:37 PM »

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So whats been happening on planet poker , i tried like a real mother to get a ticket into the 2650 entry game at the vic going there to play 330 sats to grind and super grind to onley get it in with the best of it to get busted .....problem is the vic is growing on me the small number of good players are realy good but the abundance of bad players that walk about saying o yes i had three bullets yesterday but iom doing okay today ive only had two bulletts  add so much value that i feel like getting a mattress and camping out in MAND S door way just to be near the place .....but no wins latley and no super tickets into anything of note .....got a ticket  to the game at the vic on sunday 22/12/19 average chips say 240 ive got 83k usual story ......see how i do .....
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« Reply #502 on: December 29, 2019, 11:46:20 PM »

TO INFINITY AND BEYOND .....so when you reach the end is it silly to carry on in case its not really the end ,.or should you accept it for what it is and reach for the tissues.

SO LAST THURSDAY I WHENT TO THE VIC FOR A 150 COST 20K GT , i left st albans at 1.45pm but still found my self rushed for time ...up M1 and into traffick ....at MARKET STREET MARKET AREA i see there is a crippled begger waveing his cap for money as he balancec on a realy short crutch he looks like hes iraqie or simalar ....now i dont know if hes genuine or not as he appears to have some diabiatating condition that looks as if he has jitters and balance problem ....i recall that some one on you tube commented that he drove around the M25 in his van and saw 3 or 4 people with the same disability at different key sites .....if its a true condition ,poor soul ....the other option and its not real .shame.....

well how did you do tom i here you ask, i got thru to go back today at 3.00pm with 29,800 chips when the average is about 90k......douse this sound like a eacho....im always the poor relative ....never billy big pockets.....with loads of chips ....sigh 
im in seat nine button draw to seat nine result max hands before i have to put 2400 and 2400 in .....first hand i look down at 10 10 one limper i flat call so i can muck if flop is higher than10 blind makes it 7500 limper calls i call ...flop 9 high raiser bets 12,500 i go all in blind passes raiser groans and has to call with his ace jack ....i win and have 70k plus happy chappie......table breaks after one hand which im not chuffed at as im behind the blinds at the moment new table im still behind the blinds ...result....i look down at ace queen off and plan to bet all in guy before me bets 12k i decide to pass  next player makes it 27000 raiser calls im chuffed im not innmnolved flop comes ace queen eight rainbow ....o shit ....ive passed the business .....matey on my right bets 16000  mr re raiser flat calls ...so who has ace king is the question....next card another queen ...i want to cry my shot my chance ....i could have been some body blah blah blah....guy one my right checks mr re raiser bets 23000 man calls last card 2 ....man on right bets 55000 mr re raiser dwells up and shoves all in back to mr one my right .....this could have all been mine i thinkl as i look nonchalantly on ....man on my right cant bring himself to call his last 12000 in to this pot and passes ......hero shows pocket aces ...i tell the table what i passed ....im on a free roll extroundinare as by rights i should be out by now...

38 for the money and there are about 100 of us ....what could possible go right...
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possibly in new year as im tired ....i expect there is a name for a blog that starts a story in one year but douse not finish it till the next year has started ....






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« Reply #503 on: January 14, 2020, 08:30:49 PM »

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So the latest reports from the front are that Tom " The Hero " took his sad sack of bones up to the Vic again for a quick duck and dive in a satellite with two £1100 seats guaranteed which actually ended up being £3100, which actually i got a share of Happy Days and not a bad start to the new year.......... An observation of all the old lags up at the Vic occurred to me was that Bloody hell there are faces and people here that i remember from 10 and 20 years ago and the only difference is that they are all greyer more stooped over and could easily audition as extras in a zombie walking dead film........  and of course it accrued to me do i look like that also but then i remembered that every zombie walking dead film has a hero that goes around slaying all the zombies and rescuing the beautiful girl that falls in love with him and hes going to probably cop off with.......  just then willy the china man walked by looking quite dapper.
So tomorrow Wednesday back up to the Vic another satellite two X £1500 gt will probably make £4000, and in my humble opinion well worth going for.......  of course if i win i wont let it go to my head, maybe my keyboard though.

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« Reply #504 on: January 18, 2020, 08:12:26 PM »

So i got a 1500 ticket at the vic third price whent to a guy that was swigging malt whisky so he wasnt there for the poker anyway....1500 game on the 30th so i will mix it with the best and the worst of the poker scene hard work but some one has to do it ....another ticket next Wednesday will really impress me........whent back again Friday got it all in against ace king and ace ten with my pair queens and im out .....

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« Reply #505 on: January 21, 2020, 11:06:27 PM »

sat at the vic 200 to enter two 1500 seats gt will make three seats so thats wed 22/1/20  7,00pm start i think       
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« Reply #506 on: January 27, 2020, 11:44:21 PM »

SO WHATS Bean happening IN TOMS HEAD THAT CAN BE REPEATED HERE WITHOUT HIM BEING ARRESTED.....got a ticket to the vic 1500 for thurs 31/1/20 got another credit for 1100 from vic to use on poker got a chop at luton g for 1300 and held up a felt tip bankskism saying....NINA NOW APPEARING AT THE VIC ....HOPE RAJ IS NOT THE JEALOUS TYPE ....
PLAYED VARIOUS SATS TRYING TO GET ANOTHER 1500 TICKET BUT GOT STUFFED WHEN I MADE THE USUAL MISTAKE OF GETTING IT IN AHEAD....

JUST GOT IN FROM PUB MOPNDAY SPECIAL OFFER 2.89 A PINT AVOIDED CHINESE TAKE AWAY GOT A REDUCED PRICE SAMDWICH FROMTESCOS WHICH WAS 69P CHICKEN HAM TOMATO AND MUSTARD WHICH I TOASTED ON A BIT OF FOIL UNDER THE GRILL AND PUT PEANUT BUTTER ON AND AM EATING WITH TWO CANS OF COLD JOHN SMITHS BITTER......NICE ........ALSO BAR OF BOURNVILE CHOCKL;ATE    ..........
THINK I MIGHT HAVE TO ADD A FOODIE SECTION TO MY BLOG....

THURS THE VIC ....BRING IT ON YOU POSSERS YOU YANKS YOU FRENCHIES AND RUSKIES YOU ARE GOING TO BE TOMMED.


o and i forgot to ask what have you bean doing



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