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« Reply #15 on: October 28, 2010, 02:47:40 PM »

I'll sort it for you mate.

Just tell me how much you want to spend and I'll get Neil and Clarky to fit it.

"Just tell me how much you want to spend..."

God, how I hate that question.

I feel like saying, "I don't want to spend nothing mofo, now you tell me how much I have to spend".

He said he doesn't know where to start.

I can install an alarm costing anywhere between £200 and £12000. These are 2 geuine costs for alarms that I have installed (not personally, as a company).

If someone doesn't know where to start then a budget is a reasonable guide.

It's not a question that I would ever ask a normal client. This is Hopkin though who is a mate and I know how he works.

The question was very much client specific.



I know that Matt, I was just having a rant.

PS- Mofo.

I know that you know but other people on here don't know that you know so I thought I'd let them know.
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« Reply #16 on: October 28, 2010, 08:28:56 PM »

I'll sort it for you mate.

Just tell me how much you want to spend and I'll get Neil and Clarky to fit it.

"Just tell me how much you want to spend..."

God, how I hate that question.

I feel like saying, "I don't want to spend nothing mofo, now you tell me how much I have to spend".

He said he doesn't know where to start.

I can install an alarm costing anywhere between £200 and £12000. These are 2 geuine costs for alarms that I have installed (not personally, as a company).

If someone doesn't know where to start then a budget is a reasonable guide.

It's not a question that I would ever ask a normal client. This is Hopkin though who is a mate and I know how he works.

The question was very much client specific.



I know that Matt, I was just having a rant.

PS- Mofo.

I know that you know but other people on here don't know that you know so I thought I'd let them know.

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Mofo.
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« Reply #17 on: October 28, 2010, 08:36:08 PM »

Matt, can you come and sort out my neighbour's alarm please?  It keeps on going off. 

(I hope they haven't been burgled 4 times in the last few weeks, otherwise I'll feel really bad for cursing them and their noisy alarm)


Stu, if you're getting an alarm that's not monitored, I'm assuming it's for when you're in the house rather than when you're out.  Otherwise, it's not really much use (see above), other than as a deterrent.  If that's the case, then probably best to go for the £200 (sorry, £10K) option?
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« Reply #18 on: October 28, 2010, 10:20:51 PM »

I'll sort it for you mate.

Just tell me how much you want to spend and I'll get Neil and Clarky to fit it.

"Just tell me how much you want to spend..."

God, how I hate that question.

I feel like saying, "I don't want to spend nothing mofo, now you tell me how much I have to spend".

He said he doesn't know where to start.

I can install an alarm costing anywhere between £200 and £12000. These are 2 geuine costs for alarms that I have installed (not personally, as a company).

If someone doesn't know where to start then a budget is a reasonable guide.

It's not a question that I would ever ask a normal client. This is Hopkin though who is a mate and I know how he works.

The question was very much client specific.



I know that Matt, I was just having a rant.

PS- Mofo.

I know that you know but other people on here don't know that you know so I thought I'd let them know.

I know that you know that I know that you know that I know I know that you know that I know that you know that I know I know that you know that I know that you know that I know I know that you know that I know that you know that I know I know that you know that I know that you know that I know I know that you know that I know that you know that I know I know that you know that I know that you know that I know I know that you know that I know that you know that I know I know that you know that I know that you know that I know I know that you know that I know that you know that I know I know that you know that I know that you know that I know I know that you know that I know that you know that I know I know that you know that I know that you know that I know I know that you know that I know that you know that I know I know that you know that I know that you know that I know I know that you know that I know that you know that I know I know that you know that I know that you know that I know I know that you know that I know that you know that I know I know that you know that I know that you know that I know I know that you know that I know that you know that I know I know that you know that I know that you know that I know I know that you know that I know that you know that I know I know that you know that I know that you know that I know I know that you know that I know that you know that I know I know that you know that I know that you know that I know I know that you know that I know that you know that I know I know that you know that I know that you know that I know I know that you know that I know that you know that I know I know that you know that I know that you know that I know I know that you know that I know that you know that I know I know that you know that I know that you know that I know I know that you know that I know that you know that I know

Mofo.

I tried to work out if you'd just done some c+p or actually typed all that,I got confused trying to work it out though.
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« Reply #19 on: October 29, 2010, 01:59:17 AM »

I'll sort it for you mate.

Just tell me how much you want to spend and I'll get Neil and Clarky to fit it.

"Just tell me how much you want to spend..."

God, how I hate that question.

I feel like saying, "I don't want to spend nothing mofo, now you tell me how much I have to spend".

He said he doesn't know where to start.

I can install an alarm costing anywhere between £200 and £12000. These are 2 geuine costs for alarms that I have installed (not personally, as a company).

If someone doesn't know where to start then a budget is a reasonable guide.

It's not a question that I would ever ask a normal client. This is Hopkin though who is a mate and I know how he works.

The question was very much client specific.



I know that Matt, I was just having a rant.

PS- Mofo.

I know that you know but other people on here don't know that you know so I thought I'd let them know.

I know that you know that I know that you know that I know I know that you know that I know that you know that I know I know that you know that I know that you know that I know I know that you know that I know that you know that I know I know that you know that I know that you know that I know I know that you know that I know that you know that I know I know that you know that I know that you know that I know I know that you know that I know that you know that I know I know that you know that I know that you know that I know I know that you know that I know that you know that I know I know that you know that I know that you know that I know I know that you know that I know that you know that I know I know that you know that I know that you know that I know I know that you know that I know that you know that I know I know that you know that I know that you know that I know I know that you know that I know that you know that I know I know that you know that I know that you know that I know I know that you know that I know that you know that I know I know that you know that I know that you know that I know I know that you know that I know that you know that I know I know that you know that I know that you know that I know I know that you know that I know that you know that I know I know that you know that I know that you know that I know I know that you know that I know that you know that I know I know that you know that I know that you know that I know I know that you know that I know that you know that I know I know that you know that I know that you know that I know I know that you know that I know that you know that I know I know that you know that I know that you know that I know I know that you know that I know that you know that I know I know that you know that I know that you know that I know I know that you know that I know that you know that I know

Mofo.

I tried to work out if you'd just done some c+p or actually typed all that,I got confused trying to work it out though.

If you actually count all of them and work it out you'll see that there's a double double negative in there and that Red is actually saying he doesn't know that I know.

Didn't like to pull him up though because he's clearly put a lot of effort in to his post.
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« Reply #20 on: October 29, 2010, 04:38:33 AM »

I would go for monitored too for the sake of a few extra £ per month
when you at work or holidays etc

I've never been burgled thank god (mind u I'm sure I was burgled a few years ago and I'm sure the robbing gits replaced everything they stole
with identical items,not sure though) but I sure wouldn't like it
obviously
I think I'd feel I'd have to move

I been thinking of getting a dog
all sounds good till i have to leave it fir a few hours
fuk me what am I doing on here at 4.45am
just can't sleep lol ah well good morning
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« Reply #21 on: October 29, 2010, 10:47:26 AM »

I've never been burgled thank god (mind u I'm sure I was burgled a few years ago and I'm sure the robbing gits replaced everything they stole
with identical items,not sure though)


WTF,,,,,,,,,,,?
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« Reply #22 on: October 29, 2010, 12:25:28 PM »

I've never been burgled thank god (mind u I'm sure I was burgled a few years ago and I'm sure the robbing gits replaced everything they stole
with identical items,not sure though)


WTF,,,,,,,,,,,?

It means he tried to scam the insurance company but when they came round he back tracked.
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« Reply #23 on: October 29, 2010, 01:09:41 PM »

All sorted

Swapsies, new year in Albufeira in exchange for one fitted alarm.
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« Reply #24 on: October 29, 2010, 01:39:07 PM »

Alot to be said about barter trade, bring it back imo
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« Reply #25 on: October 29, 2010, 01:58:19 PM »

I've never been burgled thank god (mind u I'm sure I was burgled a few years ago and I'm sure the robbing gits replaced everything they stole
with identical items,not sure though)


WTF,,,,,,,,,,,?

That's nothing. They glued me to a yak.
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« Reply #26 on: October 29, 2010, 02:31:17 PM »

All sorted

Swapsies, new year in Albufeira in exchange for one fitted alarm.

+ expenses?
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« Reply #27 on: October 29, 2010, 02:48:42 PM »

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Swapsies, new year in Albufeira in exchange for one fitted alarm.

+ expenses?

lol..so still a £200 alarm system for £10k then.
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