Home Security Alarms Help?

[StuartHopkin]

Does anyone know any good companies to talk to about having my house alarm upgraded?

Still got the one that was in when I moved in, and it is a little tempremental.

Not overly fussed about it being monitored, but apart from that dont really know where to start!

Any advice or anyone in this line of work?

Thanks

[gatso]

always found ADT really good on commercial premises so they're probs good for domestic as well. think they do a free survey with no obligation

[Girgy85]

Buy a dog.

[StuartHopkin]

Buy a dog.

When I stop going out 8 times a week.

[outragous76]

I recommend leaving your key in the door on the inside - no one wiill be able to get it 

[boldie]

PM Bolt and tell him that your alarm is acting up.

[EvilPie]

I'll sort it for you mate.

Just tell me how much you want to spend and I'll get Neil and Clarky to fit it.

[RED-DOG]

I'll sort it for you mate.

Just tell me how much you want to spend and I'll get Neil and Clarky to fit it.

"Just tell me how much you want to spend..."

God, how I hate that question.

I feel like saying, "I don't want to spend nothing mofo, now you tell me how much I have to spend".

[boldie]

I'll sort it for you mate.

Just tell me how much you want to spend and I'll get Neil and Clarky to fit it.

"Just tell me how much you want to spend..."

God, how I hate that question.

I feel like saying, "I don't want to spend nothing mofo, now you tell me how much I have to spend".

"mofo"? you getting down with Da Kidz now, Mr Red?

[EvilPie]

I'll sort it for you mate.

Just tell me how much you want to spend and I'll get Neil and Clarky to fit it.

"Just tell me how much you want to spend..."

God, how I hate that question.

I feel like saying, "I don't want to spend nothing mofo, now you tell me how much I have to spend".

He said he doesn't know where to start.

I can install an alarm costing anywhere between £200 and £12000. These are 2 geuine costs for alarms that I have installed (not personally, as a company).

If someone doesn't know where to start then a budget is a reasonable guide.

It's not a question that I would ever ask a normal client. This is Hopkin though who is a mate and I know how he works.

The question was very much client specific.

[StuartHopkin]

I'll sort it for you mate.

Just tell me how much you want to spend and I'll get Neil and Clarky to fit it.

"Just tell me how much you want to spend..."

God, how I hate that question.

I feel like saying, "I don't want to spend nothing mofo, now you tell me how much I have to spend".

He said he doesn't know where to start.

I can install an alarm costing anywhere between £200 and £12000. These are 2 geuine costs for alarms that I have installed (not personally, as a company).

If someone doesn't know where to start then a budget is a reasonable guide.

It's not a question that I would ever ask a normal client. This is Hopkin though who is a mate and I know how he works.

The question was very much client specific.

I thought you would be able to sort this, but you werent about last night.

I will talk to you about it later.

[gatso]

please give hopkin the £200 one and tell him it's the £12k one. you could do it for £10k mates rates

[EvilPie]

please give hopkin the £200 one and tell him it's the £12k one. you could do it for £10k mates rates

Just trying to figure out how to pull this one off.

I'm thinking a few of those laser pen pointer things might look a bit flashy if I hide them strategically and point them at stuff.

Stick a few dummy cameras up that are "remotely monitored".

Keep his house key for 3 weeks so he thinks it's taken ages to do.

Tell him "you'd be amazed at how much stuff we've hidden in your walls"

should be possible.

[StuartHopkin]

please give hopkin the £200 one and tell him it's the £12k one. you could do it for £10k mates rates

Just trying to figure out how to pull this one off.

I'm thinking a few of those laser pen pointer things might look a bit flashy if I hide them strategically and point them at stuff.

Stick a few dummy cameras up that are "remotely monitored".

Keep his house key for 3 weeks so he thinks it's taken ages to do.

Tell him "you'd be amazed at how much stuff we've hidden in your walls"

should be possible.

Sounds good to me mate.

Can you arrange a break in any day now too?

That way I will be less likely to question the price, and be even more grateful when you have installed it.

[RED-DOG]

I'll sort it for you mate.

Just tell me how much you want to spend and I'll get Neil and Clarky to fit it.

"Just tell me how much you want to spend..."

God, how I hate that question.

I feel like saying, "I don't want to spend nothing mofo, now you tell me how much I have to spend".

He said he doesn't know where to start.

I can install an alarm costing anywhere between £200 and £12000. These are 2 geuine costs for alarms that I have installed (not personally, as a company).

If someone doesn't know where to start then a budget is a reasonable guide.

It's not a question that I would ever ask a normal client. This is Hopkin though who is a mate and I know how he works.

The question was very much client specific.

I know that Matt, I was just having a rant.

PS- Mofo.