saveing money to spend on poker

[china mug]

when you finish with your tooth paste tube ,just snip the end of with a scissors,then shove your tooth brush up the tube jiggle it about and hey presto 20 more sessions of fresh breath and clean teeth.
should you be happly brushing away and upon gargling and spiting out into the sink you notice a fine spray of gritty black and red flakey bits,and upon checking the ingrediants of the tooth paste and  it says nothing about fine sands from the red sea for that jesus fresh look,you may find a family of ladybirds have made there home in your tooth paste tube,

[Woodsey]

 

[sledge13]

when you finish with your tooth paste tube ,just snip the end of with a scissors,then shove your tooth brush up the tube jiggle it about and hey presto 20 more sessions of fresh breath and clean teeth.
should you be happly brushing away and upon gargling and spiting out into the sink you notice a fine spray of gritty black and red flakey bits,and upon checking the ingrediants of the tooth paste and  it says nothing about fine sands from the red sea for that jesus fresh look,you may find a family of ladybirds have made there home in your tooth paste tube,

Hey China, were you head writer on 80s sitcom "Terry And June" by any chance?

[GreekStein]

[George2Loose]

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[Snatiramas]

This stuff is priceless

[Chompy]

Tommy Bernie Myland was officially named the no.1 most interesting poster on any forum worldwide in a recent moray poll.

[china mug]

is thet moray as in a big fkg eel that shoves its barb like tail thru your chest like a reverse allien film sequince