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« Reply #4935 on: October 28, 2011, 08:55:51 PM »

Ok let's put it to bed then. On to more important matters. I learnt something today new today. I was over at hannahs and happened to be looking out the window and I could see into nextdoors bathroom. The girl in there was standing wiping her arse. According to hannah and her housemates, standing up is normal. Wtf?!

photos or it didnt happen
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« Reply #4936 on: October 28, 2011, 08:59:41 PM »

sit THEN stand ainec.
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« Reply #4937 on: October 28, 2011, 09:00:42 PM »

sit THEN stand ainec.

I agree you should definitely sit to do the deed.
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« Reply #4938 on: October 28, 2011, 09:09:07 PM »

Are you guys for real? Wipe standing up?!
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« Reply #4939 on: October 28, 2011, 09:12:21 PM »

Are you guys for real? Wipe standing up?!

Think about it. We don't all have the privilege of being a healthy human weight like you Alex.
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« Reply #4940 on: October 28, 2011, 09:19:22 PM »

Are you guys for real? Wipe standing up?!

It never even crossed my mind to do it any other way, probably a posh thing.
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« Reply #4941 on: October 28, 2011, 09:20:50 PM »

Are you guys for real? Wipe standing up?!

Standard. Didn't even occur to me to do it sat down. Thinking about it now and struggling to see how I could fit a limb and wiping paraphernalia while leaving enough room for maneuver. Will defo give this a try next time I'm bowlbound. Will of course keep blinds closed so that posh people don't look in.
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« Reply #4942 on: October 28, 2011, 09:21:03 PM »

The only people who I've known to do it sitting down are girls wiping after having a piss.
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« Reply #4943 on: October 28, 2011, 09:26:00 PM »

Yeah Id imagine mobility and accuracy would be severely restricted sitting down
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« Reply #4944 on: October 28, 2011, 09:26:29 PM »

omg

sitting is so standard! - is this some huge level guy thread?

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« Reply #4945 on: October 28, 2011, 09:35:20 PM »

Haha. Class topic. Standing!! anything else is full on fanny.
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« Reply #4946 on: October 28, 2011, 09:54:56 PM »

I am a stander, it is just hell of a lot easier access imo.

I think the majority of yanks must be sitters as their toilets often have motion sensored flushes, which means when you stand if flushes and you haven't finished, very tilting as it won't flush again when you want it to.



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Sit do dump.

Stand to wipe.

Toilet flushes wtf

ok so now paper in bog, want to flush, how dos....

ok I know i'll be clever

sit back down

wait, and stand


NO FLUSH WTF WHY NO FLUSH. DIEIEIEIEIEIEIEE
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« Reply #4947 on: October 28, 2011, 10:34:57 PM »

alex r u in dtd now?

if yes can you buy me in the sky poker tourney tomorrow and i will give u a free 5% and the cash obv ?
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« Reply #4948 on: October 28, 2011, 10:37:06 PM »

alex r u in dtd now?

if yes can you buy me in the Sky Poker tourney tomorrow and i will give u a free 5% and the cash obv ?

It's sold out isn't it?
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« Reply #4949 on: October 28, 2011, 10:55:01 PM »

alex r u in dtd now?

if yes can you buy me in the Sky Poker tourney tomorrow and i will give u a free 5% and the cash obv ?

It's sold out isn't it?


it is now got the last seat i have been told

unless its a bluff....................................


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