Prose from a Poshboy

[stato_1]

I know he's supposed to be pretty tez but still...

Dunno where you heard this but I'd disagree

Level dan? Played with him at dtd and he butchered pretty much every single hand. Mitch can confirm this. Would rather pay him to play vs him than to attend one of the seminars

[stato_1]

^jack ten of parsley. I dont want to disclose the details of how this particular hand played out.

FYP

haha he wouldn't want me to disclose the details! Guy raises 2200 at 300/600 UTG+1, one caller, I peel the button playing 30k with the  obv. Zimbler compeltes the SB. BB folds.
We all check  . 
on turn, check, OR bets 5k into 10k, one fold, I call, Zimbler tank calls. 
on the river, zimbler bets 14k into 27k, OR folds, I shoved for 7k more. He tankfolds  . Lolaments

Hmmmmmmm don't like the peel even with J10 of parsley

[GreekStein]

I know he's supposed to be pretty tez but still...

Dunno where you heard this but I'd disagree

Level dan? Played with him at dtd and he butchered pretty much every single hand. Mitch can confirm this. Would rather pay him to play vs him than to attend one of the seminars

he plays terrible

[Whollyflush]

lol wpwp.

I later found out she went on to win the WSOP ladies event. What a life! You at DTD this week?

Playing Friday bud. U?

snap. Cya there

[cambridgealex]

^jack ten of parsley. I dont want to disclose the details of how this particular hand played out.

FYP

haha he wouldn't want me to disclose the details! Guy raises 2200 at 300/600 UTG+1, one caller, I peel the button playing 30k with the  obv. Zimbler compeltes the SB. BB folds.
We all check  . 
on turn, check, OR bets 5k into 10k, one fold, I call, Zimbler tank calls. 
on the river, zimbler bets 14k into 27k, OR folds, I shoved for 7k more. He tankfolds  . Lolaments

Hmmmmmmm don't like the peel even with J10 of parsley

we have 50bigs (he has us covered) how can we fold JTs in position to a 3.5x vs fish? one caller, probs pick up one or both of the blinds a decent amount too.

[Longy]

Ppl underestimating the power of parsleys itt.

[cambridgealex]

Ppl underestimating the power of parsleys itt.

this

[stato_1]

^jack ten of parsley. I dont want to disclose the details of how this particular hand played out.

FYP

haha he wouldn't want me to disclose the details! Guy raises 2200 at 300/600 UTG+1, one caller, I peel the button playing 30k with the  obv. Zimbler compeltes the SB. BB folds.
We all check  . 
on turn, check, OR bets 5k into 10k, one fold, I call, Zimbler tank calls. 
on the river, zimbler bets 14k into 27k, OR folds, I shoved for 7k more. He tankfolds  . Lolaments

Hmmmmmmm don't like the peel even with J10 of parsley

we have 50bigs (he has us covered) how can we fold JTs in position to a 3.5x vs fish? one caller, probs pick up one or both of the blinds a decent amount too.

because we are comfortably behind his range, and we probably have nowhere near the required implied odds (depending on how bad he actually is).

[skolsuper]

^jack ten of parsley. I dont want to disclose the details of how this particular hand played out.

FYP

haha he wouldn't want me to disclose the details! Guy raises 2200 at 300/600 UTG+1, one caller, I peel the button playing 30k with the  obv. Zimbler compeltes the SB. BB folds.
We all check  . 
on turn, check, OR bets 5k into 10k, one fold, I call, Zimbler tank calls. 
on the river, zimbler bets 14k into 27k, OR folds, I shoved for 7k more. He tankfolds  . Lolaments

Hmmmmmmm don't like the peel even with J10 of parsley

we have 50bigs (he has us covered) how can we fold JTs in position to a 3.5x vs fish? one caller, probs pick up one or both of the blinds a decent amount too.

because we are comfortably behind his range, and we probably have nowhere near the required implied odds (depending on how bad he actually is).

Yeah calm down stato, this call is fine. Maybe if the opener, caller and bb are Ivey, Antonius and Galfond then yeah it's a fold but remember where we are.

[George2Loose]

Surely those 3 would have played their hands the same way as Zimbler?

[Skippy]

^jack ten of parsley. I dont want to disclose the details of how this particular hand played out.

FYP

haha he wouldn't want me to disclose the details! Guy raises 2200 at 300/600 UTG+1, one caller, I peel the button playing 30k with the  obv. Zimbler compeltes the SB. BB folds.
We all check  . 
on turn, check, OR bets 5k into 10k, one fold, I call, Zimbler tank calls. 
on the river, zimbler bets 14k into 27k, OR folds, I shoved for 7k more. He tankfolds  . Lolaments

This is my kind of disaster. Imagine you're Zimbler. What would you do when you flop your set of ?

[cambridgealex]

^jack ten of parsley. I dont want to disclose the details of how this particular hand played out.

FYP

haha he wouldn't want me to disclose the details! Guy raises 2200 at 300/600 UTG+1, one caller, I peel the button playing 30k with the  obv. Zimbler compeltes the SB. BB folds.
We all check  . 
on turn, check, OR bets 5k into 10k, one fold, I call, Zimbler tank calls. 
on the river, zimbler bets 14k into 27k, OR folds, I shoved for 7k more. He tankfolds  . Lolaments

This is my kind of disaster. Imagine you're Zimbler. What would you do when you flop your set of ?

checking is fine to check raise ofc. I don't rele like donking in this spot.
bet this turn!!!! 100% never ever checking here!
Cant rele analyse as played as I'd never play it like that, but i guess check call is the best cos of stack sizes. cos his bet/fold is a disaster.

[titaniumbean]

REALLY

[cambridgealex]

REALLY

GTFO beanie 19 out of my past 20 really posts have been spelt correctly. i slipped up once. prepare to be grammar stalked for the next few weeks.

[titaniumbean]

REALLY

GTFO beanie 19 out of my past 20 really posts have been spelt correctly. i slipped up once. prepare to be grammar stalked for the next few weeks.

My grammar is pretty bad. And I don't mind 'cos' instead of because so much cos it makes me think of cos ldo..... but i as opposed to I + rele RELE tilt me

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