The chuckle chronicles

[tonytats]

Skegness is very nice at this time of year

Pleasure beach is the nut place here ,millennium roller coaster s good

[tonytats]

Before you go to skeggy you will need some of the following essential items

1) a staffy with a big blingy collar

2) ear nose n lip piercings for the family ( even the dog needs at least 1)

3 ) tracksuit bottoms that hang round your bum ,with basket ball trainers , unlaced

4) fake uggs for the females

5) the ability to hold the dog / roll a cigarette / snarl at the kids / mrs and any passers by ,whilst drinking a can of special brew

6 ) failure to have at least 4 of the above and you will be Sussed out as a snob

[MLHMLH]

Before you go to skeggy you will need some of the following essential items

1) a staffy with a big blingy collar

2) ear nose n lip piercings for the family ( even the dog needs at least 1)

3 ) tracksuit bottoms that hang round your bum ,with basket ball trainers , unlaced

4) fake uggs for the females

5) the ability to hold the dog / roll a cigarette / snarl at the kids / mrs and any passers by ,whilst drinking a can of special brew

6 ) failure to have at least 4 of the above and you will be Sussed out as a snob

 

[George2Loose]

Butlins Skeggy!!! no airplanes need be involved

You tried spinning that £35k up didn't you

Mrs hacking my acct

[tonytats]

You may also need or will devolp / pick up the following Skegness habits

1) your wife will need to display her breasts in a " hello boys " type bra , with streaky fake tan on , and on a cold day the ability to  point local points of interest out using only her nipples , these being in no particular order , the doughnut stand , the chippy ,the bookies , the off licence

2) she will also need a bit of belly ,hanging over her adidas trackies

3) you will merely need to display ample bottom cleavage out of your trackies ,enough that a 750 cc Kawasaki can be safely parked

4) the children will learn local greetings like wotulookinattwat,the ability to pick things out of ears / nose for a week ,discuss the colour n texture with complete strangers then share them with their siblings/ smear said item on trackie bottoms ,when these are full the toilet wall is fine kids !

[paulhouk03]

skeg isnt even that bad.

[Alverton]

skeg isnt even that bad.

Yes it really is.

Tonytats wins thread.


Congrats on the win G2L.

[MrsG2L]

You may also need or will devolp / pick up the following Skegness habits

1) your wife will need to display her breasts in a " hello boys " type bra , with streaky fake tan on , and on a cold day the ability to  point local points of interest out using only her nipples , these being in no particular order , the doughnut stand , the chippy ,the bookies , the off licence

2) she will also need a bit of belly ,hanging over her adidas trackies

3) you will merely need to display ample bottom cleavage out of your trackies ,enough that a 750 cc Kawasaki can be safely parked

4) the children will learn local greetings like wotulookinattwat,the ability to pick things out of ears / nose for a week ,discuss the colour n texture with complete strangers then share them with their siblings/ smear said item on trackie bottoms ,when these are full the toilet wall is fine kids !

Average day for the Bedis on tour! give or take a little 

[MrsG2L]

Butlins Skeggy!!! no airplanes need be involved

You tried spinning that £35k up didn't you

Mrs hacking my acct

oooops sorry!

[paulhouk03]

skeg isnt even that bad.

Yes it really is.

Tonytats wins thread.


Congrats on the win G2L.

U go there walk around eat fish and chips then go home

What's not to like?

[maldini32]

Tuscany confirmed incred - best place I've been to in Europe ainec.

Whats the nearest airport? I've got a week off in June and am undecided where to go yet. Going with the Mrs so something like Tuscany sounds good.

Edit: Had a look and it looks like Tuscany is a region and not a city like a thought! Any particular part of it you recommend?

[cambridgealex]

Tuscany confirmed incred - best place I've been to in Europe ainec.

Whats the nearest airport? I've got a week off in June and am undecided where to go yet. Going with the Mrs so something like Tuscany sounds good.

Edit: Had a look and it looks like Tuscany is a region and not a city like a thought! Any particular part of it you recommend?

We fly into Pisa and drive about an hour away to a place near Luca?! I think that's it anyway! San Romano is the name of the village and we get a villa in the mountains, it's beautiful.

[Longy]

Yeah we flew to Pisa when we went to Tuscany, though I am sure there must be an airport near/in Florence as well.

Tuscany is awesome especially Florence.

[Wardy84]

good luck to MrsG2L in the £150, go one better than George and take it down!!

[Girgy85]

good luck to MrsG2L in the £150, go one better than George and take it down!!