china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary

[china mug]

appolagey accepted,might want to work on the piety and humbleness content in future as apossed to ...i dont know ask some one else....sigh

im of to coffee shop for face filling then hit m1 for dtd deepstack.......
got new old guitar and strings to go on it ,so if any one hears a cat being strangled in the dtd car park it will be me ......
good luck to all blondes ,and remember to take your own blonde patches with you as i beleve they are so sought after now that they are changeing hands for large sums of money on ebay and no longer being offered to blondetes....double sigh

[china mug]

sterted dtd deepstack played like a donk ,paying peoples value on end bets and feeling like ive got mug tattooed on my forhead .....realey horrible feeling....
alls well now slow played aces,,,copyrite edna...in a three way pot,flop king nine ace ,with two hearts....we all check next card seven ....for two hearts and two spades,first to act 2200 next call me all in for 14000 odd ,snap call snap call......set over set over set

my set of aces wins ......
odd thing is on the way down here one of the last songs i heard on the radio was one of my favorites from ..full metal jacket ..the film,the one with the lyrics ..i want to be your drill instructure...
when i heard it i thought is this a sign



well maybe
well maybe

[china mug]

sunday morning 12 mins to off of deep stack
like the scene in forrest gump where tom hanks is talking to some one that is listening about ....the guvenor,and some one shot him...the president,and some one shot him...and that nice man mr lennon ,and some one shot him....
here i am thru to secound day...again
with low chips....again
expecting to be bullied ....again
expecting to be heading down the m1 in the next hour....again

so in a lot of ways im the under dog with nowt to lose and may as well see who i can claw and climb over so at least i go out fighting



therees allways the free cakes at luton g.....

is that a maybe...

[china mug]

so its monday morning and time to reflect......sunday morning i had breckie at the b and b as they dont do grape fruit segments any more i finished with toaste and marmaladeand then remembering that there was peanut butter on the ceral table i had some of that on it as well....i think the yanks call jam and peanut butter jellow ,so my concoction would probelley be mellow ...clearley the creative side of me was kicking in ,dont think it will be hitting the supper market shelves any time soon though....
so out of b and b up to beeston for a walk and regroup loads of possitive poker thoughts,i walk up the pedestrianised section a realey nice morning sun and air but onley a few shops open there is a man selling old books and a tray of toy cars nothing in the toy car section for me this time ,his open air stall is beside beestons art piece which is a moulded concrete type figure of a man sitting on a bench with a hedge and a bee hive plus a few bees on him as if he is the bee keeper taking a sit down....a bit like the elonor rigby bronze after the beatles song in liver pool ,onley in concrete and with bees and a man not a woeman...the end of the bee keepers nose is worn away and you can see a piece of shiney stainless steel where i think one of the moulded bees used to sit all of which gives the impresion of the man haveing a steel nose ring on his nostrils like a punk rocker ....so instead of art mimicking life its life remoulding art,i get a throw away camera from a shop and ask the book man to snap me beside my new friend.
onto dtd and we play 42800 i start to see some playable hands ....is this the one....is this why i was card bitch slapped all yester dau....my chips start to grow just takeing the blinds is worth 8100 a time .....im up to 80000....a player who was a pain in my side all the previous day crashes and burns,a good player who had a reel stack and now hes bidding the table good luck and shambleing away....and im still there ....so a person could rationalise that the pain and the sufferrance of all the monotoney of the previouse leeds to this as my hopes start to find a new flame we are down to 77 players and its 45 for a cash of 600 ,,,,,im in a black and white film ive got tens i make it 10500 small blind makes it 23000 ...i think of all the options .....i think ..of ...all..the ...optunes...ilook at the clock
i shove all in for him to pass for the extra 50000 ,he snap calls with aces....the flop is 9 high im out im mumbling good luck,im shambling away......i now know the film im in is the ..charge of the light brigade.....
into car down m1....when i come up the m1 i know when to stop for a break when i see the propellor blades of the wind turbines that stand up like a scene from tellie tubbies ,the same is true going down the m1 as i pass by the efforts of man to play god and create free of polution energy ....to componsate for generaley fucking the planet over this will make it all right....i pass the m6 junction and its time to have a half way stop ...this time i choose the watford gap...
into car park ,theres a couple of well healed guys with a 1960s caddalack ,white wall tyres the works...all gold and brown colur...they have a man from the aa pawing over there car as i pass the engine compartment is so clean and shineing there is more chance of the aa man man getting dirt on the engine than him getting dirt on him self from the engine.....
into coffee shop into latte and muffin 410 okay value ...i take my secound half of the coffee out to the veranda as there are no smokers there and enjoy the sun and world passing by...
as i look out i see a man wavering at the top of the steps ,i muse he looks like hes haveing a epaletic fit with his face contorting and spasiming like it is....o look hes fallen backwards like when you were kids and you play the game of catch with your mate you stand there and fall strait backwards and your mate catches you then its his turn,,,not the best game to play at the top of a set of concrete steps ...i grab my phone and spare napkins and rush around the 20 metres to matey...hes still fitting with a pool of blood as a hallow on the tarmack ,i attend him and tell the group watching to call a ambulance the group turn out to be eastern europeans but there english is good enouth to call the emergency service...im telling the guy on the ground ...its all right mate you have had a fall youve cut youre head but you are all right ,were going to turn you onto you side so you can breath easier ,which i and another guy do he has a nasty gash to the back of his head more paper napkins are applie ...the other helper wants to move the fallen man as his legsare still up the steps and in his opinion we should sit the man up ,i cunsul against that as there may be neck injuries....allan as we now now him to be as the manageress from the shop had just interviewed him for a job has stopped fitting and im still talking to him to reasure him he flexes a few times as if to lash out but then seems to under stand that we are trying to help ,a cop turns up and i tell him the status ,take my leg away from allans back and exit the scene for the wash room....
i wash up getting blood from my hands and wonder about the chances of contamanation...o well at least i didnt have to do mouth to mouth ....that would be the perfect end to a poker jaunt to dtd ...kissing a man
out of wash room ambulance there now ,down m1 into luton g spanked at satalite for 20 tickets for gukpt 1000,out of luton onto st albans into tescos into sanwiches reduced section grabed a few bargains .......and think about the day
if i didnt get blown out of the competition when i did and if i didnt choose that service station i wouldt have been there for the falling man
hmmmmm not the meaning of life ......just food for thought

[nirvana]

Good effort there on the first aid and assistance Tom

[china mug]

i left the bit out about haveing his wallet away........
and on ,tried three satalite days at luton g now,sunday,monday,tuesday last nite ....not a sasauge last nite sat beside william talks a lot...he was asking the table and me for a ..what would you do ..he was in the ept 5000 first hand or a earley hand after he arrived late and theres some well known bird on the table that has won this and won that ,...i say is that the lesbian one ,he says he dousnt know ...the rest of the table confirm she married her girlfriend so yes she is...
anyway he looks down at aces,loads of talk to all the players as to ..ive got a monster here and he raises....ends up with flop i think he said ..55q...he bets one other man calls... ...10 on turn...he bets man calls...river 4 all rainbow ...he bets man goese all in he tanks and passes man shows kings ....
as described by william he made a hero fold as the man wouldnt be doing his actions with ace queen  and may have  hit a set of queens or ace five......he gives all sorts  of rationals as to why his action in folding was correct ,the table dont buy shares in it though....
im out of satalite but at least tonite im in the league play off and there are five of us with two tickets for the first four out and a ticket for the gukpt 1000 for the winner....according to andy lou....
so i will need to be secound man out play my two tickets probley a 300 and 500 then buy into 1000 from winnings,after staff tip box body swerve...

[Chompy]

Always good to hear stories of Willam taks a loot playing badly.

[china mug]

have you lost the use of your spell checker ,or are you tiking the pass

[china mug]

cant seem to win a ticket for the gukpt 1000 tried tues 4pm satalite in luton ,no good .....got there earley so walked around the luton town shops ,there is much to be said about luton that is good i just cant think of anything at the moment....i sat and had a coffee on one of the benches while i listened to a busker who must have got all his music repotwa from a 1980s ..now thats what i call music tape ,but not by the original artists...two african guys walked by and asked me is that yours pointing to a five pound note that was folded up on the pavement in front of me ,i said no so they had it and continued on there way.....jesus tom your sitting listening to a failed at the car park entrance x pactor contestant and you cant even see a fiver two foot in front of you that cousins from the serrangetie can see as they jaunt pass no wonder you cant win a satalite your not in the zone.....as i walked back to the beckoning dark bowels of the casino i passed dina out shopping and chatting to friends ,she of the late night poker flame .........
won a ticket to dtd 150 mini stack so unless i get luckey in a satalite for luton it looks like the cheap seats for me.....sigh

in future i will be posting without gaps in the words as this will save paper for the purists who print and copy all my blogs.....
sobyfornowseeyouatlutonordtd,idontthinkthisnewforematwillmakeitanyharderformyadoreingpubictoread,omygodyousadthingyouactualeyreadrightuptoheregetalifeortherapy....

[china mug]

got another 150 sat ticket for dtd mini ,looks like i will be heading there saturday,and give it my best..........
whats the differrance betwean luton and notttingham


thecardroommanagersinnottinghamhavestylishsuietes















defonocakesatlutonnow

[china mug]

up the road from where i live theres is a cut thru which is a unadopted road ,not very long but not maintained by the council....and in it there was and allways is the most evil of potholes ....not any more i was doing a building job that ment the removal of bags of rubble so i dropped one of the bags into the pot hole and leveled it out....a repair that will last 3 to 6 months .....
of cource its not earth shattering stuff,but i bothered to do it...no dout leaving myself open to being sued if some one trips or crashes because of my repair....or a order from the council telling me to remove the material as it is not up to e u reg ,,1233455667789 ....or from the police for fly tipping one bag of rubble on a public highway..un adopted..
of cource some one else might walk by and see and think ..o look theres that pot hole some one has filled it in with a bag of rubble ,what a good idea,its what we would have done in the old days....
and i can comfort my self with that...and of cource wear a t shirt under my usaual clothes with the letter p on it for pot hole man ....using any handy phone box for my quick change routine.....
so beware pot holes there is a champion
o and of to dtd saturday
imtoldsomegoodlookinggirlsfindsuperheriouseveryattractive.....

[china mug]

got to dtd safely,didnt get lost,upto beeston shops near b and b and there is a event on at the sue ryder charity shop with a busker so i ask him if he has any bowie ,in paticular space oddity...he regrets no....when i turn around to finish my greggs coffee and sausage and beans roll so lady has nicked my seat on the stainless steel bench....so i have to get wet arse on the other end of the bench....o well
and onto dtd

[china mug]

should have stayed with busker.....got slayed at dtd no cards then when im low 4000 ish all in with jacks king ten off calls because hes big blind ...flop389,10 10 and im at dtd computer trying to register token for re entry after a lot of sodding about gettingwrong password and things i get told by reception best not to use that computer it has a mind of its own.......
back into game,i limp with ace king clubs guy makes it 1200 guy calls ....i make ie 3100 first guy thinks     then calls    next guy same.......flop ace jack queen,two clubs....happy days....check ,check,i go all in.....matey thinks ,2 mins plus then calls,he has ace king and is drawing to a split pot if i dont flush.......
i dont flush ,back into the card dry cupoard under the stairs i go .....im out some time latter
could i have done any better not with the sodding cards i was given no .....
what has a person got to do to not be card dry like this.....maybe i need to re read the ancient mariner....
downthe m1 stopped at watford gap services worst public loos on m1 for cleanleyness and bare wires pokeing along ceilings covered in cobwebs,asked coffee bar man who was in charge of buildings get told the man i need to see onley shows his face once a week if that....
down m1 as i drive i make a mental note to scragg the ears of the next player who gobbs of when i out draw them with a slim %hand......mind turns to something a player said about a game at dtd in november with 500,000 gt ept or something......healing process starts to kick in .....
whatsthedifferancebetweanaccurrentandmains.....

[china mug]

didnt manage to get up to dtd for deep stack,dam it ,sodding computer got a virus which locked me out so i had to use a old lap top i was given and it keeps diconnecting and running slow....a reel grind for a fast action guy like me,....any way whent to luton on monday and got first place so now i will have to see if i can build on that and win the luton points league.....saw gleevana as i was leaving he told me he was there on a family party event and they all chose to go there ....in the words of barrett...realy,realy....thats like some one that works in a cheese factory saying ..o were all going out for a party lets go to the farm where they make cheese....
or as he said a bus mans holiday...
on the final table the last three included a ian whos brother had got blown out of the comp earleyer any way he was talking to his bro in ian and had to be told english onley at the table and move back from the players which george the card room manager did very well...you know the one who styles himself on geogre clooney onley without the looks or dress sence or hair stylist...any way ian positions himself standing 1.5 metres to my left ,im in seet 8 ,just in my perifal vision ....after a good 30 mins i suggest would he like to sit down and be more comfortable to which he takes exception and says he isnt looking in my hand .....any way the resolution is he ends up sitting behind his bro and every time i look at his brother who is betting i see other brother semi glareing at me ....as clearley i have in sulted him and his family and his ancestors by asking him to sit down and not be towering above me when im playing and hes not........answers the question as to why there are so many conflicts down that part of the world....o well good practise in mind control and focus.........
i hear that the luton club might be laying on a pizza buffett for the 4pm game today .......good old george he knows how to look after his loyal customers ,unlike chris who when i made the simple request that as the price pool was 1640 nearley 2000 would he phone the manager at home and see if they would like to make it up to 2000,the answer was no ...im not sure he even phoned and asked .....perhaps i should have let him use my phone.....
food calls i scoff

[china mug]

looks like dtd for the 50,000 game friday,get in cheap on the 100 pound level.....a few of the serious players at luton were saying they will try to be there this friday.....
nice 100 plus 10 juice plus a 100 re entry if you need it and a shot at a first price of 15,000 on the secound day on saturday.......


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