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« Reply #315 on: August 18, 2016, 02:34:23 PM »

WELL HERE WE GO AGAIN, WHENT TO THE VICTORIA G CASINO SOME SORT OF MINI EVENT 170 POUNDS WITH JUCE ,SO I DECIDE NOT TO CONTRABUTE TO THE ROBBING BASTARDS THAT CHARGE CONGESTION CHARGE AND GET THE TRAIN INSTEAD.....GET TO STATION IN ST ALBANS NO SOONER ARRIVED THAN A DIRECT TRAIN TO ST PANCRAS PULLS IN HMMMMM NOT THE WORST OMEN,INTO ST PANCRES WALKING ALONG PASS THE COFFEE BARS PASSING THE LITTER PICKER UP WORKERS....MUST BE A REALITY TV SHOW IN THAT ,FILM HOW LONG A BIT OF LITTER PURPOSELY DROPED TAKES BEFORE ITS PICKED UP WITH A LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP RATING SO WHO WILL BE TOP , ST PANCRAS , HOUSES OF PARLEMENT ,BUCK HOUSE ,OR A MAC DONALDS.    AS I WALK TOWARDS THE UNDERGROUND THE FIRST PIANO HEARS INTO EAR AND ITS THE THEME FROM     THE STING WITH ROBERT REDFORD AND PAUL NEW MAN    AND THERES A NICE LOOKING TEENAGER WITH PROUD MUM DOING IT   THE SECOUND PIANO IS A DUBIOUSE LOOKING MAN DOING A PIECE OF MUSIC THAT WOULD PROBLEY SUIT A FILM SCENE WHERE THE SHIP JUST SPOTS A RUDDY BIG ICE BERG DEAD AHEAD  STILL EXELLENTLEY PLAYED BUT FOR MY BIRTHDAY ID BOOK THE EYE CANDY.

AND ONTO THE VIC WE GO FIRST TRAIN TO COME TO THE PLATFORM IS MINE ON I GO PLENTY OF SEATS , KEEP ON COMING YOU GOOD OMENS .

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« Reply #316 on: August 19, 2016, 10:12:49 AM »

GOT INTO THE VICTORIA SHORT QUE AND GOT TICKET, PLAYING POKER 13 LEVELS TO GET TO DAY 2 FINAL ....CANT TAKE OFF ....IMAGINE A AIRFIELD AND PLANES ARE LINING UP THEN HITTING THE THROTTLE ROARING DOWN THE LANDING STRIP TO FLY AND SOAR TO THE GIDDY HEIGHTS WHERE THE AIR IS PURE AND EAGLES SOAR.....AND IM STILL TRUNDLING AROUND THE CAR PARK BUMPING OVER POT HOLES......JUST CANT GET THE MATERIAL TO BUILD MY CHIPS UP .......ONE OF THE BREAKS I GO OUT OF THE CLUB TO GET AIR AND GIVE MYSELF A GOOD TALKING TO ,INTO WAITROSE SUPERMARKET BOUGHT A SANDWICH AND A PACK OF FRANKFURTERS AND STARTED TO MUNCH ,FELT A RIGHT TWAT WHEN I PASSED THE UN EATEN SHOPPING TO THE RECEPTION CLOAK ROOM AND GOT A TICKET FOR IT ,AND BACK INTO THE GAME .
GOT MY 35,000 ALL IN WITH QQ AGAINST 77 AND IM OUT OF THE GAME IN THE LAST LEVEL.....PICKED UP HALF PACK OF FRANKFURTERS AND WALKED TO TUBE MUNCHING ON MY TASTY RE CONSTATUTED DEAD ANIMAL SAUSAGE THE ARE A LOT OF ARABIC AND OTHER ASIAN TALKING PEOPLE ABOUT SOME EXCITEDLY TALKING TO FAMILY AND BROTHERS SOME FLICKING PRAYER BEADS AS THEY SIT OUT SIDE CAFES WITH HUBBLY BUBBLY SMOKE PIPES SUCH IS THE AREA OF THIS CITY , PEDAL TAXIS WITH LOAD MUSIC AND STRINGS OF FLASHING LIGHTS  PLY THERE TRADE AMID BLACK CABS NOSING IN AND OUT OF GAPS IN THE STOP START TRAFFIC STREAM ,AND ON I TRUDGE PASS THE BRONZE OF THE WINDOW CLEANER INTO THE TUBE .....GOT TO ST PANCRES PIANO MAN IS PLAYING NOW IT SEEMS A NON DISCRIPT MELODY SUITABLE FOR A FILM THAT A DONT GIVE A TOSS FOR ,DOWN TO MY PLATFORM AND TRAINS ARE DELAYED RUGGER BUGGERS ON A NIGHT OUT SWAY AS THEY CONGRATULATE EACH OTHER ON WHAT A BLINDING NIGHT OUT THEY JUST HAD GOT ON TRAIN SEAT BY LOO CLICK SLAM X 10 AS PUNTERS HURRY IN AND SLINK OUT WITH A IF YOU CAN SMELL ANYTHING IT WASNT ME LOOK.
OF TRAIN INTO OFF LICENCE ON BRIDGE FOR MILK FOR MORNING PASS TWO EASTERN EAUROPEAN DOOR MEN THAT COVER THE OFFY AND THE KEBAB SHOP OWNED BY THE SAME FAMILY ,PAY WITH A FIVER GET CHANGE AND HAVE TO POINT OUT TO SHOP KEEPER THAT HE HAS OVER CHARGED ME 95 P  NO APPOLIGY JUST BUSINESS ........
HOME TV ON AND BED AAAHHHHH    TOM 0   FORCES OF DARKNESS 10.

THEPROOFOFMADNESSISTOKEEPDOINGTHESAMETHINGKNOWINGWHATTHERESULTWILLBEBUTEXPECTINGADIFFERENTRESULT.

IS IT STILL LOVE WHEN THE LOVE IS STILL
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« Reply #317 on: August 22, 2016, 10:46:53 AM »

whent to luton g last friday and got into the day two of there monthley special 20,000 gt ,played day two found my self with low chips and three tables left so paid into the six max so as to get the early bird chips .....bad idea as im then troting betwean two tables looking to arrive at the six max just in time for a hand ,you might as well try to synchranise a pair of vallays one bringing your food and the other your drink ....o well thats what greed dose for you .
made final got 6th place thank you luton g whent to tip staff but uncle fester was busy staff discusions , and off home local chinese shut at 10.48pm as i pass ,clearly not in it for business so into tesco tangy cheese doritos and mild sallsa then home tv and 3 stellas and bed.  what next , get a life .

without hope there would be no bob
without bob there would be no job
without job there would be loads more value at poker as people choose to chase a hard way to make easy money

is it still love when your left hand stands you up.
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« Reply #318 on: August 30, 2016, 10:25:16 AM »

so all quiet on this western front , havnt had a result for 5 or 6 days , tried to get into the luton g sizzler actualey had a problem getting my two vouchers to pay for the entrys the last one i had to give the other two guys with a last longest chip 36 quid each and then chop the money....so into the sizzler on friday last level im in with ak called by aq and kq and im out .....
still whent to luton g last night and saw erik the chinese lad devastating the final admitidley he had say 8 ,000,000 to there average 1 or 2  ,000,000but running like a god is the same what ever contenent you hale from as testafied by winning the fial hand with j4 off  i have bean tacking some photos to put a picture colarge together of the luton regs .....its quiet interesting how people re act to being asked ..do you want to be in the luton g wall of fame..many are    ye all right ...whielst others are why,whats it for ,  no leave me out...and then later they may re lent as if they are doing me a favour ....some say can they have a copy which i try to do for them . if im able to get the knowledge i will attempt to load all the pictures going back 15 years up to here ,,,unfortanately my knowledge of tec is limited to voice text and delete viewing history
on a less than happy note one of the luton regs was asked to leave the premises after a problem over a large denomanation chip he had in his stack , now the staff asking the guy about the chip is absulutley correct but they did it in front of all the other players with two bouncer type door men in attendance , the player kept his cool and no dout it will all be a misunderstaning but the club made him look guilty of some thing when they could have asked him for a quiet word around the corner away from all the gazes of the other players.   i do hope that when he is exonarated they give him a meal for two in the restraunt and not a bar snack voucher....after all i will look silly holding a sign up on the next final saying ...free the luton one..
sevaral players have comented on me getting to a few finals lately and holding up my felt tip pen banners of wisdom ,its amazing what deviant sexual favours behind the skip before a comp can do for a player...
o well the 25/25 looms next the club seems to have stalled on the last player standing chips but hey when you have a final of 9 and 6 of them have a last longest chip its clearly not working or popular .......so until im bleating about how i didnt get thru to the 25/25 cherrio my little chip slurps.
whats the differance from a relaxation point of view between a niece shoulder rub and a niece wank ,......
im not sure either but wash your hands before you make the cheese samdwiches.

is it still love if you do it without moving.
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« Reply #319 on: September 02, 2016, 12:44:59 AM »

POPPED INTO MORRISONS SUPERMARKET IN ST ALBANS TO GET A FEW BITS OF FOOD  ,ALSO FELT LIKE GETTING SOME FOOD FOR A FERAL CAT THAT I HAD NOTICED IN THE CAR PARK OVER BY THE RE CYCLEING BINS ITS A YOUNG BLACK CAT WITH A BEND AND CLUMP OF EXTRA HAIR ON THE BASE OF ITS TAIL WHERE IT MAY HAVE HAD A MISHAP WITH A CAR ANY WAY I HAD NOTICED IT THERE WHEN I WAS THROWING SOME CARBOARD AWAY AND DECIDED TO TREAT HIM OR HER....SO I ASKED THE MEAT COUNTER IF THEY HAD AND MISCUTS OF HAM EXCETRA NO THEY HAVE CLEARED UP FOR  THE NIGHT   MMMMM AHA I SEE OVER BY THE FISH SECTION SOME LITTLE FISH I THINK CALLED SPRATTS SO I BUY TWO COST 6 PENCE ,I FEEL OBLIGED TO TELL THE FISH SALES MAN  O THERE FOR THE FERAL CAT OVER BY THE RECYCLE BINS ...O HE REPLIES... I GET A CARBOURD OLIVE CONTAINER FROM A STACK AND ASK THE GIRL ON THE DELI SECTION FOR WATER IN IT ...AGAIN I TELL HER ITS FOR THE CAT....SHE MUMBLES SOMETHING AND FLASHES HER COLIGUE A ..WHY DO I GET THE NUTTERS LOOK..
AND SO INTO THE CAR PARK NEVER MIND NOAH AND HIS ARK HERE COMES TOM AND HIS TWO SPRATTS AND A TUB OF WATER  ,  AS I WALK TOWARDS MY CAR I SEE A SCRAWNEY LOOKING FOX OVER BY THE BINS,I WATCH AS HE SLOPES OF AND THEN DRIVE OVER THERE IS A CAR CLOSE BY AND THE TWO MEN FROM IT ARE PLUNDERING THE SMALL ELECTRICAL DEVICES DROP OF ARES WHICH IS IN AID OF RECYCLING AND POSSIBLE CHARITY CLEARLEY THEY BELIVE IN CHARITY STARTS AT HOME .....AND THEN AS IF BYE CUE THERE COMES THE BLACK CAT I DECIDE HIS NAME WILL BE BIN BIN HE SEES I HAVE SOME GOODIES IN MY HAND AND I PUT THE TUB OF WATER DOWN HE SNIFFS IT AND IGNORES IT CLEARLEY MORE HUNGREY THAN HE IS THIRSTY I RIP THE PLASTIC BAG OPEN HOLDING THE 6 PENCE WORTH OF SPRATTS THAT I HAD SELECTED FOR THIS LUCKY FELINES SUPPER THAT SOME TRAWLER HAD PLUCKED FROM THE SEAS ALONG WITH TONS OF OTHERS PACKED IN ICE TRANSPORTED TO ENGLAND THEN BY LORRY TO SUPER MARKET THEN BY ME INTO TROLLEY AND LAID BEFORE THIS LUCKY LUCKY BLACK CAT NOW NAMED BIN BIN    HE SNIFFS THEM    HE LOOKS AT ME     HE TROTS ON BY AND SITS ON THE CONCRETE CORNER SECTION OF THE CAR PARK IGNOREING ME AND MY OFFERINGS ..........DO I FEEL STUPID OR WHAT A CAT THAT DOUSNT LIKE OR EAT FISH ......WELL I HAD A GOOD READ ON HIM..NOT
STILL HES A REALY CUTE LITTLE FELLER AND I CAN RECOMEND IF ANY ONE WANTS A CAT GO THERE BRIBE HIM WITH SOME MEAT AND YOU CAN GIVE HIM A HOME ....YOU DONT HAVE TO CALL HIM BIN BIN .

25/25 POKER GAME AT LUTON G FRIDAY 7.00PM WOULD BE NICE TO GO DEEP ,NICER STILL TO WIN  BUT WHAT ARE THE CHANCES ....A CATS IN MORRISONS CAR PARK CHANCE.

IS IT LOVE IF ITS SUCH A GOOD SECRET YOU DONT EVEN KNOW ABOUT IT.
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« Reply #320 on: September 19, 2016, 12:07:49 PM »

SO MY LITTLE CHUCKLE SMOTHERS, WENT TO LUTON G BOOKED MYSELF AND A BUDDY IN FOR THE COMPETITION, SAT DOWN WITH 15000 CHIPS ON THE TABLE.
CALLED THE GUY WHO HAD JUST BOOKED US IN OVER REGARDING THE 5000 "EARLY BIRD" CHIPS AND WAS TOLD "OH NO TOM YOU WERE ONE MINUTE LATE AND IF YOU LOOK AT YOUR TICKET YOU WILL SEE THE TIME ON IT".
THIS GUY KNEW I HAD RUSHED IN TO GET THE EARLY BIRD CHIPS FOR ME AND MY BUDDY YET DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT OUR BEING TOO LATE TO HAVE THEM.
ON A POINT OF PRINCIPLE I WITHDREW US BOTH FROM THE COMPETITION , THEN PHONED TO ADVISE MY FRIEND WHO WAS EN ROUTE TO THE CASINO WHAT HAD HAPPENED.
MY BUDDY WENT INTO ABSOLUTE MELTDOWN! ......."IF I RAN MY BUSINESS LIKE THAT WE WOULD GO BROKE"......THE AMOUNT OF MONEY WE PUT ACROSS THEIR TABLES AS LOYAL CUSTOMERS, I CAN ONLY ASSUME THIS MEMBER OF STAFF IS GOING FOR THE "TOP STAFF AWARD" FOR GENTINGS. OF COURSE I WILL NOT DISCLOSE THE IDENTITY OF THIS MEMBER OF STAFF, SUFFICE TO SAY THERE WILL PROBABLY BE MORE OCCURENCES OF THIS NATURE UPON OTHER PLAYERS AS WELL.
 IT WILL EVOLVE A NAME OF BEING GIVEN   A  " GIGGSY "......

TWO DAYS AGO I WENT TO DUSK TIL DAWN (NOTTINGHAM) FOR WHAT THEY CALL "THE BIG GAME".....WOW!

TBC

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« Reply #321 on: September 19, 2016, 12:24:45 PM »

SO MY LITTLE CHUCKLE SMOTHERS, WENT TO LUTON G BOOKED MYSELF AND A BUDDY IN FOR THE COMPETITION, SAT DOWN WITH 15000 CHIPS ON THE TABLE.
CALLED THE GUY WHO HAD JUST BOOKED US IN OVER REGARDING THE 5000 "EARLY BIRD" CHIPS AND WAS TOLD "OH NO TOM YOU WERE ONE MINUTE LATE AND IF YOU LOOK AT YOUR TICKET YOU WILL SEE THE TIME ON IT".
THIS GUY KNEW I HAD RUSHED IN TO GET THE EARLY BIRD CHIPS FOR ME AND MY BUDDY YET DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT OUR BEING TOO LATE TO HAVE THEM.
ON A POINT OF PRINCIPLE I WITHDREW US BOTH FROM THE COMPETITION , THEN PHONED TO ADVISE MY FRIEND WHO WAS EN ROUTE TO THE CASINO WHAT HAD HAPPENED.
MY BUDDY WENT INTO ABSOLUTE MELTDOWN! ......."IF I RAN MY BUSINESS LIKE THAT WE WOULD GO BROKE"......THE AMOUNT OF MONEY WE PUT ACROSS THEIR TABLES AS LOYAL CUSTOMERS, I CAN ONLY ASSUME THIS MEMBER OF STAFF IS GOING FOR THE "TOP STAFF AWARD" FOR GENTINGS. OF COURSE I WILL NOT DISCLOSE THE IDENTITY OF THIS MEMBER OF STAFF, SUFFICE TO SAY THERE WILL PROBABLY BE MORE OCCURENCES OF THIS NATURE UPON OTHER PLAYERS AS WELL.
 IT WILL EVOLVE A NAME OF BEING GIVEN   A  " GIGGSY "......

TWO DAYS AGO I WENT TO DUSK TIL DAWN (NOTTINGHAM) FOR WHAT THEY CALL "THE BIG GAME".....WOW!

TBC

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Hi China. Enjoying the diary. A couple of questions if I may.

Why do you do all your posts in upper case?

How late do you think you should be allowed to be for the early bird chips?

Keep up the good work.

Tom.
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« Reply #322 on: September 19, 2016, 11:59:37 PM »


WHY DO THE WRITING IN UPPER CASE .....ITS LESS DIFFICULT  TO SEE.

LAST MAN STANDING CHIPS , IF THE GAME HAS STARTED BUT 8 PLAYERS ARE NOT BOUGHT IN YET BECAUSE OF THE STAFF NOT BEING ABLE TO PROCESS THERE MONEY ,CHANGE,AND TICKETS SHOWING WHERE THEY ARE TO SIT THE STAFF WOULD USE A BIT OF COMMON CENSE AND SAY YOU 8 WILL GET YOUR EARLY BIRD AS ITS NOT YOUR FAULT WE CAN NOT PROCESS FAST ENOUGH ......THERE FORE WHEN THEY WANT TO THEY CAN GIVE EARLY BIRD EVEN THOUGH THE GAME HAS STARTED.....COMMON SENCE APPLIED ALL IS WELL
NO COMMON SENCE AS PER MY GRIPE EQUALS NOT HAPPY PUNTER EQUALS GO WHERE I WILL BE HAPPY  ....  SIMPLES...

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« Reply #323 on: September 20, 2016, 12:30:02 AM »

I bet you had some memorable clashes with Dick Lynch on the green felt over the years.

Favourite memory of the fella?
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« Reply #324 on: September 20, 2016, 01:55:43 PM »


HI CAMEL

WOW TWO MESSAGES IN SUCH A SHORT SPACE OF TIME , SEEMS LIKE A MASS OF OLD BLONDE REGS WANT TO HAVE A DEBATE.

DICK LYNCH HAS STARTED COMING BACK TO THE LUTON G OF LATE AND IT IS GOOD TO SEE HIM , THE CANTANKEROUS OLD GIT .
ONE OF MY FAVOURITE MEMOEIES WOULD BE A LIFE TIME AGO AT THE OLD LUTON G DOWN BY THE SAINSBURY CAR PARK THE CLUB HAD ARRANGED A TRIP TO PARIS AND A LOAD OF COMPS OVER THERE AT A CASINO RUN BY THE LOCAL MOB,ANY WAY OUR MINI BUS WAS DUE TO LEAVE THE CAR PARK AT 5.30 AM  THE SENSIBLE THING TO DO AS THE LUTON G SHUT AT 4.00AM IN THOSE DAYS WAS TO PLAY THE COMP AND THEN HANG ABOUT UNTIL 5.30 AM WHICH WE DID ......SO WE PLAYED POKER FOR 6 TO 8 HOURS AND THEN ARE GOING TO SIT AND WAIT FOR A MINI BUS IN OUR SEPERATE CARS.....
SOD THAT ,I GOT A CASE OF STELLA I HAD BOUGHT FOR THE TRIP AND CRACKED IT OPEN IN THE CAR PARK ....SO THERE WE ARE CHILLING WITH THE EARLY BIRD CHORUS AND LITTLE ELSE EVEN THE STREET LIFE THAT HUNG AROUND THERE HAD GONE TO THERE PITS.......DRINKING BEAR TALKING BAD BEATS.....SLAGING OF THOSE THAT WERNT PRESENT AS YOU DO........PROBLEY ME ,BUT SOME HOW WE A GROUP OF ABOUT 5 INCLUDING DICKIE DECIDED TO PLAY PENNIES UP AGAINST THE WALL OF THE CAR PARK ONLEY FOR POUND COINS OF COURSE.
AND THERE WE ARE ME DICK AND THE REST OF THE MANGLED 5 THROWING COINS AT THE WALL...... WHAT ELEVATED THE MEMORY TO A GREAT MEMORY WAS THE LOOK ON THE FACES OF PEOPLE GOING TO WORK AS THEY HURRIED BY ,POLISH WORKERS ,SHOP KEEPERS, YOUNG AND OLD ALL LOOKED AT US AS IF TO SAY ...WHAT THE PHUCK,WHAT A LOAD OF SICK DEGENERATE GAMBLERS THEY ARE HERE WAITING TO GET INTO THE CASINO AS SOON AS IT OPENS AT SAY 8.00AM AND ARE GAMBLING WITH COINS UNTIL THEY CAN GET TO THE BLACK JACK AND ROULETE AND WE HAVE TO GO TO OUR FACTORY / SHOP ETC.

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« Reply #325 on: September 23, 2016, 12:11:13 PM »

AND SO MY LITTLE PANT PEEPERS ON TO THE DTD BIG GAME ,IM HEADING TO HARPENDEN LAST SATURDAY TO JOIN THE M1 ALL IS WELL GOOD WEATHER AND ITS 10.15 AM SO I WONT BE TOO LATE FOR THE 12.00PM START WITH 50K GT ....NICE....
ON TO M1 AND STRAIT INTO A 3 HOUR JOURNEY WITH THREE MAJOR AREAS OF STOP START TRAFFICK ,THE FIRST LOT WAS LUTON ONWARDS AND I DID THINK OF CANCELLING BUT GAVE MY SELF A GOOD TALKING TO ALONG THE LINES OF DIG DEEP TOM JUST AS IF I WAS 3 FROM THE BUBBLE ON LOW CHIPS AND GETTING BITCH SLAPPED BY PLAYERS WITH LARGE STACKS  DIG DEEP ....BUILD IT AND THEY WILL COME...AND ON I DRIVE.
GOT TO DTD 40 MINS OF RE ENTRY LEFT I HAVE MY 30,000 STARTING STACK ...4 OR 5 HAND GUY ALL IN 12,500  NEXT GUY THINK ,THINK, CALL I LOOK DOWN AT  ALL IN GUY CALLS AND WE ARE PAIR 22 PAIR JJ AND ME WITH QQ......I WIN AND AM RTABLE CHIP LEADER......DIG DEEP  YESSSSS.

PLAYED ON AND ON SOME GOOD  SOME 2ND CLASS WE ARE 30 MINS AWAY FROM THE END AND BRING YOUR CHIPS BACK FOR DAY TWO AND IT HAPPENS ,BLINDS 2K AND 4K IM BIG BLIND MATEY TO MY LEFT MAKES IT 8K BUTTON CALLS SMALL CALLS I CALL WITH J K OFF FLOP K 2 8 TWO HEARTS I CHECK ............................

SO NOW LIKE THE BLACK AND WHITE FILMS IN THE 30S BETWEAN THE WARS YOU CAN HAVE DIFFERENT ENDINGS ,WHICH DO YOU WANT .............

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« Reply #326 on: September 23, 2016, 05:58:26 PM »


HI CAMEL

WOW TWO MESSAGES IN SUCH A SHORT SPACE OF TIME , SEEMS LIKE A MASS OF OLD BLONDE REGS WANT TO HAVE A DEBATE.

DICK LYNCH HAS STARTED COMING BACK TO THE LUTON G OF LATE AND IT IS GOOD TO SEE HIM , THE CANTANKEROUS OLD GIT .
ONE OF MY FAVOURITE MEMOEIES WOULD BE A LIFE TIME AGO AT THE OLD LUTON G DOWN BY THE SAINSBURY CAR PARK THE CLUB HAD ARRANGED A TRIP TO PARIS AND A LOAD OF COMPS OVER THERE AT A CASINO RUN BY THE LOCAL MOB,ANY WAY OUR MINI BUS WAS DUE TO LEAVE THE CAR PARK AT 5.30 AM  THE SENSIBLE THING TO DO AS THE LUTON G SHUT AT 4.00AM IN THOSE DAYS WAS TO PLAY THE COMP AND THEN HANG ABOUT UNTIL 5.30 AM WHICH WE DID ......SO WE PLAYED POKER FOR 6 TO 8 HOURS AND THEN ARE GOING TO SIT AND WAIT FOR A MINI BUS IN OUR SEPERATE CARS.....
SOD THAT ,I GOT A CASE OF STELLA I HAD BOUGHT FOR THE TRIP AND CRACKED IT OPEN IN THE CAR PARK ....SO THERE WE ARE CHILLING WITH THE EARLY BIRD CHORUS AND LITTLE ELSE EVEN THE STREET LIFE THAT HUNG AROUND THERE HAD GONE TO THERE PITS.......DRINKING BEAR TALKING BAD BEATS.....SLAGING OF THOSE THAT WERNT PRESENT AS YOU DO........PROBLEY ME ,BUT SOME HOW WE A GROUP OF ABOUT 5 INCLUDING DICKIE DECIDED TO PLAY PENNIES UP AGAINST THE WALL OF THE CAR PARK ONLEY FOR POUND COINS OF COURSE.
AND THERE WE ARE ME DICK AND THE REST OF THE MANGLED 5 THROWING COINS AT THE WALL...... WHAT ELEVATED THE MEMORY TO A GREAT MEMORY WAS THE LOOK ON THE FACES OF PEOPLE GOING TO WORK AS THEY HURRIED BY ,POLISH WORKERS ,SHOP KEEPERS, YOUNG AND OLD ALL LOOKED AT US AS IF TO SAY ...WHAT THE PHUCK,WHAT A LOAD OF SICK DEGENERATE GAMBLERS THEY ARE HERE WAITING TO GET INTO THE CASINO AS SOON AS IT OPENS AT SAY 8.00AM AND ARE GAMBLING WITH COINS UNTIL THEY CAN GET TO THE BLACK JACK AND ROULETE AND WE HAVE TO GO TO OUR FACTORY / SHOP ETC.



Not sure if you know Dick passed away last week.

That was the reason for my question. Good story Smiley
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« Reply #327 on: September 27, 2016, 10:04:31 AM »


HI camel ,no i wasnt aware that dick had gone , found out at luton g ,will post about dick in near future.

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« Reply #328 on: December 17, 2016, 05:48:03 PM »


whoops i did it again , im up at dtd trying to get into the deep stack left st albans at 10.40am and got to nottingham at 1.10pm a record for me and i didnt even get lost as you cant count the nipping thru the bq  and  carpark opposite dtd and finding you cant cut thru ...whent to the bed and breakfast in beeston and find ive got a sub room bit of a pong realy even at 35 a nite with breakfast should try harder as my old teachers said.

played the 2.00pm sa for the deep stack but no good , one kid on my table looks like he should audition for the hobit freely admits he has got thru on line with a million but is doing this for fun ,,,then takes 8 to 12 secounds as if he is buffering to make a decision when it is on him , interesting to see him in his play on line mode where he would usualey have pressed the button and gont to the next game , so im into the next game at 5.00pm and rebuy if i need to and then theres one at 8.00pm so i should be well and truly pokered out by then ....then up to beeston and into the pub that has karioke for last orders befors hitting the bed and breakfast flop house choice of all poker players that are still waiting on the side lines wondering why the havnt cracked it yet.... well its a plan of sorts

whats the differance betwean dtd and luton g

they have felt tips with ink at dtd

more to follow latter i expect , although i may be tired and the quality may be lower.
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« Reply #329 on: December 18, 2016, 11:24:14 AM »

got thru with about 1.35 million chips , quiet happy as i came back from 45,000 at one stage got 250 cash and up the road to bed and breakfast ....strange how having a decent stack to go back with can make the room less pongy ,im typing this laid on my back washed and smellies on at 10.12 am game at 12.00pm im ready as i will ever be and with 20k for first place im am going to be digging deep and not taking prisoners.
in a short while i shall walk up thru beeston shopping area and try bto find a item to buy in a charity shop , a bit of fresh air and good karma all in one plus you nether know a trinket i can put on the mantle piece to remind me of winning at dtd.....well its a plan of sorts. one thing i noticed at dtd all the staff white shirts are actualey white ,maybe they have a different brand of daz up here i shall ask and see if i can get a small box for von air at luton g .o cource if i win i shall visit the pound shop ...proper shelves not the two for a pound jobbies ...and bring a litter some thing with me next time im at luton .

ifyouloveyourselfwhoareyougoingtocheatwith.

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