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« Reply #465 on: November 06, 2018, 06:04:38 PM »

can you ask mr mug to email me please ironsidepoker AT gmail DOT com
from the email linked to his account
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« Reply #466 on: November 06, 2018, 06:05:23 PM »

or message me on  facebook

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« Reply #467 on: November 07, 2018, 11:19:57 AM »

Tom,

I've changed your password and sent it to you on your email address that you sent me the pictures on. (hotmail)

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« Reply #468 on: November 09, 2018, 08:23:13 PM »

Thanks all for your help.
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« Reply #469 on: November 10, 2018, 09:24:58 AM »

Turn your caps lock back on Bernard, that'll be it.
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« Reply #470 on: December 09, 2018, 05:25:52 PM »

HI ALL THANKS FOR THE NEW PASS WORD VINNIE , BLOODY FIRM I WORK FOR HAS BLOCKED ALL POKER AND GAMBLING LINKS ON MY COMPANY LAP TOP .....BOLLO .....WHAT A WASTE FOR THE POKER ALUMINATE ....
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« Reply #471 on: January 01, 2019, 10:57:04 AM »

hi and thank o vinnie for the new new password....i onl have to look at a computer and it malfntions ,cant be an thing im doing must be those people that keep phonein me up from microsoft after all the times i have had them remove malware from my computer and all....

so whats new whats good in the solar system known as planet tom ...well i got a 4th place in the victoria xmas hamper worth 4701 so its a bit like one of those computer games where the players shoots the golden whatever and gets loads more bullets so they can continue playing....nice.....for me.   what was particley pleasing for me was that one of the self opiniated toss pots from luton g had had verbals with me at the day one game when he had a stack of chips to gloat over and i had jack all chips then i bust out had to re enter and ended up back on his table for more verbals , then i stayed as he made all the same moves that got him the chips and lost them ......nice....so now for a new year of poker toda at 2.00pm there is a 20k gt 150 plus 20 to enter at the luton g ...20 juice seems a bit high but themn i expect they will have a buffett or at least offer to bu everey one in the card room a drink....uncle fester can have the credit as his own idea of generosety , and i can attest that glavana always finds the wine that little bit sweeter and the glass that little bit fuller and the waitress that little bit flirty when some one else is paying ....compansates for his play ability by truley looking at life thru rosay colloured glasses.....dont change glavana i need all the players i can find that make me look good especialy as the flounce is as rare as a picture of the queen picking her nose....and bang goses me obe.
SO PLAN OF ACTION
LOSE SOME WEIGHT AS OPPOSSED TO FINDING ALL THE WEIGHT THAT OTHER PEOPLE LOSE.
WIN ENOUTH MONEY IN THE FIRST THREE MONTHS OF 2019 TO GET A LAND ROVER DISCOVERY .
PLAY COMPS WITH ENTRY IN THE 100 TO 300 RANGE
GET A NEW KEY BOARD FOR MY OLD STACK COMPUTER THA HAS ALL THE LETTERS WORKING ALL THE TIME.
so not too much of a up hill climb really so without frther ado im off to pret amonger for a skinn latte and nibles....nice.....price a bit high but im worth it....

whatsthefifferancebetween2018and2019noneouarestillreadingthisandwonderingwhoisthebiggerfoolmeforwriteingitoryouforreadingit.

GOOD LUCK IN 2019 YO ALL.....
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« Reply #472 on: January 06, 2019, 12:07:53 PM »

so my little chuckle burps im on plan for 2019 so far ....got a cheeky 1500 from luton g last friday....several old blondetes where there lucky allan ,slipping in late in the comp as he has no need to play all the hours to get his stack to a good size, ....gavin who seemed to have bought his auntie with him as there was a clear and present uncany likineness in hair styles between him and the lady to his right,the only way you could tellm them apart for sure was when she raised most all passed...phil the ex hospital worker turned poker stalker...o and the tall gangly fella with a fetish for jumpers /tops with blue circler ring stripes,can only assume that his nanny wore one at a vital moment of his manly developement...and the ship sails on ....due to a lack of dealers there are players waiting to get a seat in the first hour so the price pool probly could have been 2000 higher if they had enouth dealers ut hey im not there to tell them how to run a sucessful business that could grow and grow until it becomes the number one venue for poker in a 50 mile radius....but i do think some one should.

a amusing exit by me from the game was this old girl who must keep her local hair salon well busy with the londe hair colourings ,she seems to think some one is actualey interested in her knowledge of poker as she dishes it out liberaly wheather you are wanting or not....any way matey goes all in 50k i call with ace jack she goes all in for 130k so 80k more to me which will leave me 50k.......i hum and har then tell her kings dont always win yo know....then i call her matey has ace queen im ace jack she of the blonde rinse has kings ....ace on turn shes out and we stay in ....then the mini melt down....you do the maths lady ....not in a 1000 years will it occr to her to flat the 50k all in then when there is no ace on the first three cards of the flop bet her 80k at me and i have to fold and she loses the minium to the other ace.....no just how can he call ,he must have known i had a monster,yak atty yak yak ....

so its pound shop for treats for my feeders and on to luton g for 4.00pm and the 100 pound game with k gt ......to save time i will blog it know ...i get 4th for 855....not quiet ali predicting what round for the knock out but it will have to do...

in poker you hae to decide do yo want to be a winner a whiner or a winer....reminds me glaana was missing rom the afore mentioned blondete reunion maybe the loveble old 60s rellick will stumble in mumble some words od lifes wisdom and bumble on out at 4.00pm

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« Reply #473 on: January 06, 2019, 01:14:07 PM »

Good shout about the matching haircuts Bernard, it really was uncanny. Congrats on the win and finding the caps lock.

Watching her hissy fit after getting her kings cracked was comedy.
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« Reply #474 on: January 09, 2019, 11:42:44 PM »

jst got in from luton g ....they had a special where in the cash games they give the highwst hand a 250 pound price i had hweard about this on tuesday night when donna was telling all the regulars so ptting up the minium of 30 pounds i set out to get my free money.....i will just say that again free money in a casino.......to start with there were only two tables so thats one of the 18 up for the price ...g man took a early lead with a king high flush which he then improved to a full house of 888 10 10 with just maybe 20 mins to go a player beside him almost made a bigger full house to clinch the pricez , g man to his credit took it in good form and we all play on ....again g man makes a full house to have it beaten by a bigger full house as one of the most popular players in luton ...nay hertfordshire......well his own mind anyway took the secound pricez ....to be fair he did b uy his table a round of drinks  and promptley ponced a couple of slices of pizza from his neighbour with g man having a pint of lager clearley realising that it may be the only thing hes getting from the free money pricez money ....the winner whent on to win the next price as well with maybe 5 tables of cash poker players trying for it.....so what a brilliant idea and promotion for the cash players , i shall certainley be bending donnas ear as to when is the next simalar event.......well done luton g.
defo pound shop sweats a coming your way.......
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« Reply #475 on: January 14, 2019, 11:52:46 PM »

PLAN YOUR ACTION ACTION YOUR PLAN....
THE vic deep stack is a coming and im a going get a few quid in that and use it in the gukpt 1000 event ,maybe impress dina....not raj thou as she is impressed by a kit kat .....must remember to not blog after 4 pints of london pride......
whydidthehedgehogcrosstheroadtoseehisflatmate...
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« Reply #476 on: January 20, 2019, 10:22:21 AM »

so got in from the vic deep stack last night head hit pillow by 1.00pm ,180 pounds with lps , and im thru to day two at 2.00pm today so i shallk be on m1 at 12.00pm thru the tatty parts of london where the eragled flit fronm door to door pass the obligratley pile of carboard on the pavement then into maida vale and the posh bit.......
so whats wrong with that ......i only have 77.5 k when the average is 170k again im the poor relative and can expect to be bitch slapped from pillar to post until i win my first all in and then i can breathe and pass a few hands.....really getting pissed of with the no chips diet .......first is some 27k odd and secound is 18k odd .....ok lots of times i have gone into a final with a large stack only to get card less and wasted and it follows that the opposite can happen ....it only takes a grain of sand to stop the most powerful machine......just once i want to be the powerful machine.....

ok bitching over i shall do my best im of up town to pret coffee and pama ham french stick and bag of crisps ,wish me luck or that i trip over my shadow if i win i shall buy the luton g card room a round of drinks next time im there .....on a quiet night mind and after 2.00pm when the hoards have thinned.....
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« Reply #477 on: January 21, 2019, 03:55:00 PM »

so got to the vic took 1 hour 35 mins from st albans the traffick at kilburn higjh street was awful , had time to watch a street person of about 60 years of age  trying to ponce coins of passers by he was sitting on a concrete low level wall by the petrol station beside the kilburn tube station fag in mouth green gap top under a dirty old pervs type mack as people whent by he uttered a few words regarding have you got any spare coins please none gave so his target to get into the pub or offlicence did noit improve , what i found of interest was as a lady with the full hijab face covering that boris the guy that always looks like he has congealed body fluids matting his golden locks had said looks like a post box the beggar didnt slow his asking for coins she got the same offer as all others , clearly the life on the streets makes the begger treat all as one.
and so on into the vic 107 players with 70 getting paid and im ....youb know it by now ....card dry and into super grind mode ....great made 70 for min cash still around 60 to 100 k then i notice the lifts in money and im trying to ladder other players doing wonderful moves tumble then the moment comes .....blinds 6k and 12k running 1k seat 9 makes it 24k seaat 1 goes all in for 110k i look down at my lasy 60k and my cards arer 78 suited i want to shove all in as the 24k raiser may not even call the other all in and the value is humongus but because inm a good ladderer i know one more out is wort a extra hundred to me so i pass the hand that would make two pair the original caller calls and loses to the all in one pair.....its not a banksky but it is the writing on the wall...more players go and im out for 425 a profit of 245 .....but had i called the all in with my all in i would have had close to 200k which would have carried me to at least 20 to 30 place  im out 45th .....
got te sheet for vics gukpt week with satalites for 1000 seat and im driving home .....woke up abba playing in my head ring ring a event i saw at the st albans arena  ....
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« Reply #478 on: January 30, 2019, 11:20:50 AM »

WHAT KATIE DID NEXT........BY ENNA BYETOM

SO WHENT TO LUTON G LAST FRIDAY GOT FIRST CHOP FOR 1500 PROFIT NICE ,PETERBED TO HEAR A LOAD OF DEALERS HAD BEEN LAID OF AND LATTER HAD TO WATCH ONE OF THE STAFF BEING VERALLY ABUSED WHEN SHE CLOSED A CASH TABLE DUE TO NO DEALERS EVEN THOU SHE HAD TOLD THE SICKOES BEFORE THE GAME STARTED THAT IT MAY ONLY BE FOR A SHORT TIME AS IN TWO HOURS OR SO ....ANY ONE THAT PLAYS CASH GAMES WITH MORE THAN A 9 POUNDS PER HOUR RAKE IS PISSING IN THE WIND AND THERE FORE A SICKO OR INTO WATER SPORTS..........WHAT IS IT WITH THESE CASINOS THEY DONT MAKE CARS OR FOOD OR HOLIDAYS ALL THEY DO IS GIVE A LOAD OF GAMBLERS A OPATUNITY TO LOSE AT HOUSE GAMES THAT ARE LOADED AGINST THEM AND THEY CANT HAVE ENOITH STAFF .......GOOD JOB THEY DONT FLY AIROPLANES THEY WOULD PROBLY DECIDE THEY DONT REALY NEED THE PILOT.

so armed with the 1500 i whent to london vic as advertised on my felt tip drawing with the silly face....i keep them in a folder and cop[ies can be obtained for a reasonale fee....played the satalite with twen seats gt it made 18.5 seats but none for me out 24 th boo hoo....saw one of the sta a lady dealer that had been helping oit at luton she said she had seen my picture on the luton g twitter page  aaahh at last litterey recognision.....
got te train to te vic tis time 17.70 pounds retrn whic wen you take the thiving london congestion charge into consideration isnt bad ,saw tree eastern europeans on the tube wo produced a white violin claranet and long moth orgin thing for a quick bskin session in the tube compartment then shook there paper cps at peaple my brain was already in poker mode so i fond my self working out ther pay rate as i moved early to te door for my exit ....so three men 2 to 3 mins playing 3 to 5 pounds collected of train into train going other way 5 mins onto train look about no transport police...as they are all too bsy spending my 14 pounds...and repeat buskin ....i make tat 5 per 12 mins or 30 pounds per hoir eqales ten pounds per hour each....
and on into the 200 game at the vic last tues 20k starting stack got thru to day two ...with a congestion charge...phoned them up to argue that the charge should not stand as the road works locking the area cased me to have to use the road to te vic car park and they arnt having it....11.5 pounds ut its a day latter now soits 14 ponds ...i had a flash of the smug face of boris johnson spending my 14 pounds in some swis london page three gathering....and im grinding away at the game like a thing that grinds like a mother ...raj fis is there so i ask where is the good looking poker dealer , her lips perse ,actualy you can see she is realy a bit tired but like a prisoner and a prison warden we have our stone throwing positions to maitain ...she said dina was in manchester ...and tere are 108 players a few from luton vicram ,the chinese guy that is always playing games on three phones at the same time ,mick the builder that cycles to luton  ,pls a couple of eastern europeans and me
ot to position 52 so in the money i ad tea and biscuits and tipped the waitress 50p pls the gy in the toilets that passed me a paper towel ...folded toilet paper ...got a pond , all bribes tothe karma fairy
ten with 450 locked up im all in for my 108k blinds are 4k 8k g to my let thinks for 30 secs then re shoves for is 250k ,not bad protection i think all others pass he has ace king i ave pair eights ...forth card ace im out ....i feel good in that i would have done te same as im as opposed to being called b ace ten or a pair of twos tat gets lucky and collect money ave a word with raj she is getting married i assme the dance arrangements are allready booked up so dont oer my services , i decide im too fatigued to play the satalite for a ticket tat is rnnin so head out into te london streets into waitrose to look at te reduced food items all still silly london prices ....and onto tbe station pass the bronce o a wiondow cleaner pass te girl beging at te enterance of te tube ...its going to be a cold one ....i actualy met cathey from the cathey go home story ,bt tats another story...onto tubeonto train into st albans....into car and home
NEXT IS LONDON VIC THURSDAY 1000 PLUS110 JUICE GAME ...i shall be grinding like a mother and depriving the robbing congestion chargers by taking te train.....
i i win i will treat my self to a land rover discovery and the luton g poker players to a party wit food and drinks...also a compter key oard wit all te letters working.
tbc...i ope
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« Reply #479 on: January 30, 2019, 11:43:39 AM »

It's like reading the home counties version of Trainspotting.

Good luck on Thursday sk. Please say hi to the suited and booted grey haired bloke playing the 456PLO comp, I'd love to buy you a pint.
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