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« on: March 14, 2011, 03:03:42 AM »

Nothing to see here, please move along or I'm gonna have to BAN YER FECKIN ARSE!!!!!!

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« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2011, 04:05:17 AM »

So, I guess I'm gonna have to stop smoking...

It's not my fault..I blame the fam..they serial try to emotionally blackmail me into stopping smoking, and I, like the fecking wuss I am, serial-ly (DOES THIS EXTENSION EVEN EXIST...) comply..

Please, if you understand nothing more, know this, I AM A PROFESSIONAL SMOKER!!! If I'm honest, it's probably been the thing i've been bestest at EVA!!!!!

I dream that most of you have ignored the FARCE that was..national non-fagging day....for those who participated, here is a reminder of the day you cracked it-ish!!!! 9th of March, a day I purposefully ignored btw..

On the 8th of March I received a text from my daughter entitled 'DO IT!!!!!!' (believe me there were more exclamation marks than that)

7 links ensued...

Have I opened even one of them..HAVE I FECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When I figure out how to email them to me sen at Blonde I will post them and you can tell me if I should look or not...

In the mean time my stopping date is next monday-ish..I've yet to tell the fam as I feel the added pressure will just make me go and buy a years worth of silk-cut

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« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2011, 12:42:20 AM »

Wooooooooo-hoooooooo

I may have found a get out of jail free card for my imaginary stopping smoking date of Monday...

Basically my daughter got the sack today..this is not great, but as a knee jerk reaction she's flying off to Canada for the week (on Wednesday)..Now MUCH as i WANT to stop smoking (not) i might as well take full advantage while the cat is away..



As she's both flying out and returning on a wednesday I can probably scrap stopping for the next too weeks as who the feck wants to stop anything on a Wednesday..It's just not cricket FFS!!!!!

So, new stopping date is 28th March...

Provisionally obv.

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« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2011, 01:31:50 AM »


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« Reply #5 on: March 15, 2011, 03:46:47 AM »

 

Evening gents..do ya know anything about Calgary...

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« Reply #6 on: March 15, 2011, 09:29:00 AM »



Evening gents..do ya know anything about Calgary...

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« Reply #7 on: March 15, 2011, 10:18:32 AM »


You have a daughter, old enough to work?

Name, make, vocation?

And quit with the smoking, it's an evil addiction.
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« Reply #8 on: March 15, 2011, 10:21:38 AM »

what's a tripulation?

Oh, its a pun. Carry on v good.


Calgary. Know someone with relatives who emigrated there, and love it
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« Reply #9 on: March 15, 2011, 10:28:41 AM »


The Diaries on here seem to fit into "types".

Kids who are epic, & crush the game, domestic ones, aggro ones, anti-aggro ones, lifestyle ones, "job" ones, a touchy old bloke one, etc.

I think this one fits into the department which was hitherto solely occupied by Laxie.
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« Reply #10 on: March 15, 2011, 10:34:30 AM »



I think this one fits into the department which was hitherto solely occupied by Laxie.

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« Reply #11 on: March 15, 2011, 10:39:08 AM »

Good read, Rich.

I think MereNovice has invented something especially for such Diaries - an anti-bookmark. Ensures he never ventures near it. He'd top himself.
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« Reply #12 on: March 15, 2011, 10:42:11 AM »

Oi!!!  Nothing wrong with being a bit quirky.
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« Reply #13 on: March 15, 2011, 10:47:42 AM »

Oi!!!  Nothing wrong with being a bit quirky.

Definition of "bit", please?
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« Reply #14 on: March 15, 2011, 10:56:00 AM »

Oi!!!  Nothing wrong with being a bit quirky.

Definition of "bit", please?

Slight.  As opposed to huge.
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