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Great utube. My first taste of live poker was at Stockport 36 best free food and drink. I used 2 drive my mate who had cancer and sadly died last year was more of a roulette player then poker. He gave me some of the best advice about poker and when I win tourneys always have a look 2 sky above and hope he's watching . Shame you not in team event tmw . Would be fun you on same table as Jaffa lol

am a technophobe but got showed how to do that recently. yes those buffets were exceptional and the free drinks. i remember shaff drinking double brandy till it came out of his ears. when the new owners insisted on £1 a drink i never saw him have another one. yes we lost george geary recently and that was the first time i have cried in ages. problem with team events is you need to find people who wanna be in your team. hope caroline cougar and her team qualified. it may have been a little awkward if we were on the same table but not as much as if that censored post had got through tighty. Jeff is in a team with karl moansandlolz , Cos and his bird. it is a bit superstar weighted but my love for Cos wants me to see that team do well but would assume they are all off to vegas anyway so they may give the prize to charity if they win. :0

[tikay]

Great diary this, Jason, well done, & keep it up.

[istrabraq]

 Not a bad team last time I playd a decent comp had all 3 on table In mcr and they kindly donated a lot of chips my way. I hope I'm on same table easy chips lol

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ty tony. but you probably may not have said this had you seen the deleted post....  

just been asked about my latest prophecy so am now gonna have to check my dates etc.

scotty77 posted this in the DTD grand prix 4 thread.
"only just realised that this is on the same time as the GUKPT Luton ME

will probably still try to qualify online to make day 2 and in the extrememly likely event that I don't make day 2 of the GUKPT then I'll come play "

DTD events are monte carlo 21st - 24th july. grand prix 4 is wow most of august 8th-12th online qualify. 13th-19th qualify live and 20th 21st day2/3.
luton gukpt is fri19th to sunday 21st and G coventry Goliath august the 24th to 28th.
there would appear to be a clash of dates but i think anyone wanting to play all 4 events could probably manage it  although you could not play day 2 gukpt and day 2 grand prix.

my prediction is we  may see jaffacake playing at dtd sooner rather than later

right off to take all three boys for a hair cut.

by the way this is not my diary

[tikay]

ty tony. but you probably may not have said this had you seen the deleted post.... 

just been asked about my latest prophecy so am now gonna have to check my dates etc.

scotty77 posted this in the DTD grand prix 4 thread.
"only just realised that this is on the same time as the GUKPT Luton ME

will probably still try to qualify online to make day 2 and in the extrememly likely event that I don't make day 2 of the GUKPT then I'll come play "

DTD events are monte carlo 21st - 24th july. grand prix 4 is wow most of august 8th-12th online qualify. 13th-19th qualify live and 20th 21st day2/3.
luton gukpt is fri19th to sunday 21st and G coventry Goliath august the 24th to 28th.
there would appear to be a clash of dates but i think anyone wanting to play all 4 events could probably manage it  although you could not play day 2 gukpt and day 2 grand prix.

my prediction is we  may see jaffacake playing at dtd sooner rather than later

right off to take all three boys for a hair cut.

by the way this is not my diary

I can still see the deleted Post. Dynamite. I read it daily to get my juices flowing.

[TightEnd]

Will be a much better diary now you are trying not to be controversial for the sake of it

Nice deleted post.

[StuartHopkin]

Who was responsible for the okish sex Mr Herbert the Pervert? Cant imagine Mrs Bertie being too impressed with that description!

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Who was responsible for the okish sex Mr Herbert the Pervert? Cant imagine Mrs Bertie being too impressed with that description!

Think that was Mrs Herberts description ldo....

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Who was responsible for the okish sex Mr Herbert the Pervert? Cant imagine Mrs Bertie being too impressed with that description!

ermmm yes. just had a phone call off Mrs Herbert and she is at cheeky chimps with the kids putting the world to rights with all the other mums. she must be keeping an eye on me via her i phone.
i have to point out the okish sex with mrs Herbert is actually a combined score. Mrs Herbert is awesome and unbelievable good and it is my poor showing in the stamina, ability and equipment department that always brings the combined score down. once again sorry for any confusion.

i never want to get on the wrong side of my wife and remember with great delight one time we were play fighting. i had her arms pinned down on the floor and had her locked up in full guard. all of a sudden i felt a very sharp pain in the ribs as she somehow managed to bring up her knee and bust 2 ribs. her kids were not to sympathetic seeing me struggling to breath laid out on the carpet. having said that they showed more compasion than the 2 female receptionists at A & E who could not stop themselves wetting their pants when i turned up and told em i'd been a victim of domestic violence.

hey tighty this is not my diary but how about seeing as everyman and his dog has seen the post we run it by Jeff and if he agrees or edits it to his satisfaction we re post it, actually if he edits it i reckon it could be a blank post 

[tikay]

Who was responsible for the okish sex Mr Herbert the Pervert? Cant imagine Mrs Bertie being too impressed with that description!

ermmm yes. just had a phone call off Mrs Herbert and she is at cheeky chimps with the kids putting the world to rights with all the other mums. she must be keeping an eye on me via her i phone.
i have to point out the okish sex with mrs Herbert is actually a combined score. Mrs Herbert is awesome and unbelievable good and it is my poor showing in the stamina, ability and equipment department that always brings the combined score down. once again sorry for any confusion.

i never want to get on the wrong side of my wife and remember with great delight one time we were play fighting. i had her arms pinned down on the floor and had her locked up in full guard. all of a sudden i felt a very sharp pain in the ribs as she somehow managed to bring up her knee and bust 2 ribs. her kids were not to sympathetic seeing me struggling to breath laid out on the carpet. having said that they showed more compasion than the 2 female receptionists at A & E who could not stop themselves wetting their pants when i turned up and told em i'd been a victim of domestic violence.

hey tighty this is not my diary but how about seeing as everyman and his dog has seen the post we run it by Jeff and if he agrees or edits it to his satisfaction we re post it, actually if he edits it i reckon it could be a blank post 

Nah, no way.

Now, if this were your Diary, it would be something that could be considered.....

[SuuPRlim]

Nah, no way.

Now, if this were your Diary, it would be something that could be considered.....

Tikay - I can see how you got confused but this ISN'T Jason's diary.

[tikay]

Nah, no way.

Now, if this were your Diary, it would be something that could be considered.....

Tikay - I can see how you got confused but this ISN'T Jason's diary.

My bad. I'm sure Jase said it was.

Shame, if it was his Diary, we could consider reinstating those Deleted Posts. Diaries get special treatment, they are allowed to flame, troll, brag, boast about THM flags, that sorta thing, see?

[RED-DOG]

"my poor showing in the stamina, ability and equipment department"


Profound, witty, comprehensive, self- depricatng...   Probably one of the best lines you will ever write.

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Nah, no way.

Now, if this were your Diary, it would be something that could be considered.....

Tikay - I can see how you got confused but this ISN'T Jason's diary.

My bad. I'm sure Jase said it was.

Shame, if it was his Diary, we could consider reinstating those Deleted Posts. Diaries get special treatment, they are allowed to flame, troll, brag, boast about THM flags, that sorta thing, see?

hmmmm. under consideration but have to point out that most people who keep a diary make one entry a day. this is more like my autobiography...now i like the sound of that.

pmsl the postman has just been and i have been expecting a letter any day now from G casino. however the contents and irony of this one are excellent. obviously i have been waiting to join Barry Neville (for selling dildos from the boot of his car in their car park), Miss Nutt (for losing her cool) Ali mallu (for elbowing a cheeky dealer who had not dealt any hand Ali could play for a whole level) and Daz Roe (for being an 80's casual hooligan) on the national banned list from Grosvenor Casino. What i actually have in my hand is a letter that is the total opposite... wish i could use the image thing on here. got the youtube sorted but epic fail on posting pictures off my computer

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"my poor showing in the stamina, ability and equipment department"


Profound, witty, comprehensive, self- depricatng...   Probably one of the best lines you will ever write.

most of my posts are  open honest and from the heart