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« Reply #750 on: December 01, 2011, 09:53:46 PM »

Insurance Companies

After my recent break in I'm having to deal with my house and car insurers. After calling them both on Friday morning to be told that a claims manager will be assigned to me and will call me on Monday (today). Yes they both called but not to discuss the claims they only bloody called in order to make an appointement so they can discuss my claims. What the fuck is that all about?Huh?

They're just stalling and lubing you up for when they feck you over mate. After you've had the appointments you'll be all bent over and won't be surprised anymore when their shitty offers come in

I know mate, im greased up and ready. lol

The car insurers actually called this morning and said they couldn't get hold of us, which is really amusing as we've already agreed to have the appointment tomorrow.
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« Reply #751 on: December 01, 2011, 11:11:05 PM »

not having a spanish ID card and therefore not being entitled to a free unlimited use 'getthefuckthere' button whilst playing poker in spain.
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« Reply #752 on: December 01, 2011, 11:54:20 PM »

Insurance Companies

After my recent break in I'm having to deal with my house and car insurers. After calling them both on Friday morning to be told that a claims manager will be assigned to me and will call me on Monday (today). Yes they both called but not to discuss the claims they only bloody called in order to make an appointement so they can discuss my claims. What the fuck is that all about?Huh?

They're just stalling and lubing you up for when they feck you over mate. After you've had the appointments you'll be all bent over and won't be surprised anymore when their shitty offers come in

I know mate, im greased up and ready. lol

The car insurers actually called this morning and said they couldn't get hold of us, which is really amusing as we've already agreed to have the appointment tomorrow.

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End November, get call from carpet company, appointed by Aviva, to come out and take measurements. For floor that they put hardwood down on.
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« Reply #753 on: December 03, 2011, 05:32:16 PM »

Poker nerds chatting up "hot" girl at the poker table or "hot" Waitress
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« Reply #754 on: December 03, 2011, 05:36:16 PM »

Poker nerds chatting up "hot" girl at the poker table or "hot" Waitress


The next best thing to chatting up hot girls and succeeding is chatting up hot girls and failing.
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« Reply #755 on: December 04, 2011, 06:24:30 PM »

ffs made pizza

rushed downstairs to get it

(i was playing poker at the time)

opened the oven

picked the tray up

the heat steamed my glasses up

couldnt see

finger touched the tray

 pizza on floor!

burnt finger and thumb

Cry
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« Reply #756 on: December 04, 2011, 09:23:53 PM »

ffs made pizza

rushed downstairs to get it

(i was playing poker at the time)

opened the oven

picked the tray up

the heat steamed my glasses up

couldnt see

finger touched the tray

 pizza on floor!

burnt finger and thumb

Cry

Dominos FTW
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« Reply #757 on: December 04, 2011, 09:39:58 PM »

ffs made pizza

rushed downstairs to get it

(i was playing poker at the time)

opened the oven

picked the tray up

the heat steamed my glasses up

couldnt see

finger touched the tray

 pizza on floor!

burnt finger and thumb

Cry

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« Reply #758 on: December 04, 2011, 09:45:18 PM »

ffs made pizza

rushed downstairs to get it

(i was playing poker at the time)

opened the oven

picked the tray up

the heat steamed my glasses up

couldnt see

finger touched the tray

 pizza on floor!

burnt finger and thumb

Cry

Dominos FTW

reduced price pizza £1.59 dominoes 15£
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« Reply #759 on: December 04, 2011, 09:46:10 PM »

ffs made pizza

rushed downstairs to get it

(i was playing poker at the time)

opened the oven

picked the tray up

the heat steamed my glasses up

couldnt see

finger touched the tray

 pizza on floor!

burnt finger and thumb

Cry

Dominos FTW

reduced price pizza £1.59 dominoes 15£

Yeah they are nice but abs rip off.
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« Reply #760 on: December 04, 2011, 09:46:59 PM »

ffs made pizza

rushed downstairs to get it

(i was playing poker at the time)

opened the oven

picked the tray up

the heat steamed my glasses up

couldnt see

finger touched the tray

 pizza on floor!

burnt finger and thumb

Cry

Dominos FTW

reduced price pizza £1.59 dominoes 15£


Eating Dominoes>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Being a nit with a burnt hand
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« Reply #761 on: December 04, 2011, 09:49:55 PM »

nits FTW
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« Reply #762 on: December 04, 2011, 09:54:20 PM »

being burnt by dominoes>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>being burnt by oven
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« Reply #763 on: December 04, 2011, 10:08:29 PM »

whats wrong with saving money?

im not a balla you know

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« Reply #764 on: December 04, 2011, 11:05:55 PM »

good King Wenceslas Pizza ftw
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When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me i didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life.
J Lennon
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