Dan Le Sac Vs Scroobius Pip Thou Shalt Always Kill tribute for Facebook

[badhaircut]

Ok guys - I don't know if you remember this amazing song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoN6XfyQsr4)

Reading Facebook over the past year or two has led me to have negative feelings to a lot of online behaviours and actions that seriously grind my gears.  I have thought that it may be amusing to make a tribute to Thou Shalt always kill about how not to behave online.  Here's what I have thought up tonight - do you guys have anything that annoys you when you are on thefacebook?  If so please add to the list.

Thou shalt not stalk ex Girlfriends

Thou shalt not let myself be fraped

Thou shalt not steal other peoples statuses to make urself look cool to a different group of your friends

Thou shalt not put llb, bsc, msc, ba at the end of your name on facebook - you arrogant pretencious twat

Thou shalt not status on how many friends you have culled

Thou shalt not record bad beats - if the weatherman says there's going to rain you shouldn't bitch when it pours

Thou shalt not comment on The Apprentice as it airs - people want to iplayer this shit

Thou shalt not answer a pointless fucking facebook quetion

Thou shalt not comment on how bored you are - I'm sorry life is so bad

Thou shalt not wash dirty clothes in public

Thou shalt not publicly tell people about your bad day

Thou shalt not show off about my holdiay - unless ladies you have some bikini pics to share

Thou shalt not count down sleeps

Thou shalt not start a chat with a girl day in day out 'cause she added you after a drunken night - you're never gonna fucking see her again anyway

Though shall always Frape

Thanks BHC

[ACE2M]

did you nick that off someone else's facebook?

[badhaircut]

I hadn't seen it off someone else's facebook - but there does seem to be a lack of love for this

[Laxie]

did you nick that off someone else's facebook?

Seen it on a few people's FB status this morning. 

[gatso]

I hadn't seen it off someone else's facebook - but there does seem to be a lack of love for this

well I gave up reading when I got to the bit about not stalking ex girlfriends. what else is fb for?

[AndrewT]

I hadn't seen it off someone else's facebook - but there does seem to be a lack of love for this

Yes, most puzzling...

[boldie]

I hadn't seen it off someone else's facebook - but there does seem to be a lack of love for this

Yes, most puzzling...

Might have something to do with it being about facebook and not google+?

Just thinking out loud, I know nerds and saddos ussually love these types of lists but like to keep up to date with the latest social networking tools and facebook is, like, soo 2010.