2 final table mega deals in 5 days! (pretty lol)

[gouty]

i would never claim to be in the top 20 players on this site but i could be the best negotiator by miles! the second one is a peach!

deal 1.

last sunday gala 100 fo nlhe 99 runners
4 left
742k in play
8/16k blinds
i am in sb with 83k
4 way eq chop £1950 each. happy days.

deal 2 lol.

1 hour ago gala 33 fo nlhe 70 runners
4 left
350k in play
8/16k blinds
i am utg with 142k bb is tiny stack and wants deal so i come out with the classic line

"if i take 1st place £750 you guys can chop the rest and get £320 each"?

they thought it was great idea.

and that was that!

the plo regs just looked at me in disbelief. whoop whoop.

alex

[cambridgealex]

Lol wp

These kind of deals are not allowed at DTD unfortunately. Gala ftw sometimes....

[PizzicatoXev]

Sick chopaments...

Just in case I ever manage to ITM at DTD Alex... What kind of deals arent allowed there?

[cambridgealex]

Sick chopaments...

Just in case I ever manage to ITM at DTD Alex... What kind of deals arent allowed there?

They just ensure that the deals are fair for everyone so no-one gets grossly more/less than they deserve.

I only know this from my dealing days ofc, cashing is such a rarity for me also -I'm no Jason Herbert. I've only cashed twice all year and didn't deal either time (blatant brag obv).

[smashedagain]

he he. Gouty refused me a deal when we were three handed. having played for so long i have seen some amazing deals usually involving Ali Mallu. the last decent deal i got was when i was 2nd in chips and i had not even looked at the payout. massive chip leader  said he wanted to take 3 grand and i immediatly said i would be happy with 2 grand. everyone agreed to split the rest and when i got up i noticed 2nd was only £1750 so felt a bit guilty.

 i believe in karma and never flat refuse to deal but i do have some lines to use in the process. when three handed with gouty we had a break and as we sat down i said to him and alan that "although  i am the shortstack and know i am going to win this, all the dealers and floor staff have asked me to broker some sort of deal because they know i leave a big tip and they want to get this locked up. was trying to pull at goutys heartstrings and get him to think all the staff would hate him if he  refused a deal. he obv snap re fused. it caused a bit of commotion after because the td wanted to know which members of staff approached me and of course none of em actually have.

a line that does work well as you get closer to the major prize money is letting everyone know at the table that you aint bothered about the money as you are an online multi table heads up specialist and only want to play for the trophy because you need more 1st places on your two pages of hendonmob profile to please all my sponsors......... some people just think "what a fucking bell end" lol

[gouty]

he he. Gouty refused me a deal when we were three handed. having played for so long i have seen some amazing deals usually involving Ali Mallu. the last decent deal i got was when i was 2nd in chips and i had not even looked at the payout. massive chip leader  said he wanted to take 3 grand and i immediatly said i would be happy with 2 grand. everyone agreed to split the rest and when i got up i noticed 2nd was only £1750 so felt a bit guilty.

 i believe in karma and never flat refuse to deal but i do have some lines to use in the process. when three handed with gouty we had a break and as we sat down i said to him and alan that "although  i am the shortstack and know i am going to win this, all the dealers and floor staff have asked me to broker some sort of deal because they know i leave a big tip and they want to get this locked up. was trying to pull at goutys heartstrings and get him to think all the staff would hate him if he  refused a deal. he obv snap re fused. it caused a bit of commotion after because the td wanted to know which members of staff approached me and of course none of em actually have.

a line that does work well as you get closer to the major prize money is letting everyone know at the table that you aint bothered about the money as you are an online multi table heads up specialist and only want to play for the trophy because you need more 1st places on your two pages of hendonmob profile to please all my sponsors......... some people just think "what a fucking bell end" lol

i love reading blonde every day and you sir are a total legend.

[Solaris]

Only ever dealt once and that was years ago in a 10 quid f/o when I was at Uni. Circus at Stoke added 300 to the prize pool and there were 84 runners making it 1.14k in the prize pool. Off the top of my head there was about 800 to play for when we were 3 handed and I was the short stack with about 65k whilst the other 3 offered had equal stacks of about 200k. Blinds were 4k/8k and they started discussing a deal. I went a bit silent as I didn't really have much weight to add with the discussion given my stack and before I knew it they'd somehow proposed we that we chopped 600 equally and left 200 quid to play for. Cheers lads. Think second was about 180 before the deal so I couldn't possibly turn it down.

I get myself heads up in the head, but lost when my AKss couldn't get there on a 6s7s86 board vs . Booooooooooo.

[SuuPRlim]

having played for so long i have seen some amazing deals usually involving Ali Mallu.

I have seen Ali make some deals that have made my eyeballs bleed.

The most ridiculous deal I ever saw was a Leeds Gala £20dbl £2k added thingy when they chopped it EVENLY FOURTEEN (14) WAYS.

Olly Stone was involved in this deal and has been berated about it ever since.

[smashedagain]

having played for so long i have seen some amazing deals usually involving Ali Mallu.

I have seen Ali make some deals that have made my eyeballs bleed.

The most ridiculous deal I ever saw was a Leeds Gala £20dbl £2k added thingy when they chopped it EVENLY FOURTEEN (14) WAYS.

Olly Stone was involved in this deal and has been berated about it ever since.

sheffield one night 80 runners still paid 10 but with 17 left they were wanting to chop 10 grand lol