I just don't get it!

[bobAlike]

People who drive on the hard shoulder with their hazards on when the rest of motorway is at standstill.

You're just jealous.

Yep. It's the hazards flashing that I don't get Tom. At 1 point there was 3 cars, 2 van and 2 HGVs all in a line on the hard shoulder with the hazards flashing. Just don't get it.

It's so when the cops appear they can say "I'm sorry officer, my car/van/lorry was overheating and I didn't want to break down on the motorway".

lol, and are the cops that naive to believe it? Probs no need to answer that.

It just so happens there were a van and a car broken down and these idiots just compounded the issue. If there was a need for the emergency services they may be hampered and when it's me on the hard shoulder having a heart attack I'd like to think they could get to me quickly.

[MrDickie]

SMART cars

Oi! thats my car your talking about Tom. One drive and you will be converted.

[MrDickie]

The Olympic torch relay.

[ACE2M]

Why my wife is making me drive to Peterborough to pick up an expensive fridge when i have a perfectly good one already.

Could actually just have posted - 'my wife'.

[RED-DOG]

SMART cars

Oi! thats my car your talking about Tom. One drive and you will be converted.

OK. I have an open mind. Convert me.

My van can tow a caravan, has a one ton payload, 5 seats, a double bed, returns 60mpg, cruises at 90 mph and is a bit of a fanny magnet. (That last part could just be driver related).

What does the smarty do?

[bobAlike]

SMART cars

Oi! thats my car your talking about Tom. One drive and you will be converted.

OK. I have an open mind. Convert me.

My van can tow a caravan, has a one ton payload, 5 seats, a double bed, returns 60mpg, cruises at 90 mph and is a bit of a fanny. (That last part could just be driver related).

What does the smarty do?

FYP

[RED-DOG]

LOL.

It's funny because it's true.

[kinboshi]

Why my wife is making me drive to Peterborough to pick up an expensive fridge when i have a perfectly good one already.

Could actually just have posted - 'my wife'.

Where would you send her?

[Alverton]

LOL at saying Ennis and Pendleton are rancid.

Yeah I didn't understand the comment either

[TightEnd]

LOL at saying Ennis and Pendleton are rancid.

Yeah I didn't understand the comment either

me neither

both are lovely, and more importantly supremely talented

[Geo the Sarge]

Why my wife is making me drive to Peterborough to pick up an expensive fridge when i have a perfectly good one already.

Could actually just have posted - 'my wife'.

Where would you send her?

Peterborough 

Geo

[BangBang]

LOL at saying Ennis and Pendleton are rancid.

Yeah I didn't understand the comment either

me neither

both are lovely, and more importantly supremely talented

I'm pretty much with you here, but I have to say, when compared with the Paraguayan Javelinist both are average.. But all is relative, it's like saying The Eiffel tower isn't Tall compared to the CN Tower, doesn't mean that the Eiffel tower is small by any means... I'm sure you get my point..

I'll leave you with a picture which should add weight to my argument..  

[millidonk]

Stick by my call on Ennis and Pendleton. One looks like a horse the other a man. Next you lot will be telling me you think Fatima Whitbread is attractive..

Please see pics of Paraguyan Javelinist to see what attractive is.

[WPIL]

Didn't Ennis wingold for her arse?

[Jon MW]

Both are lovely people and extremely fit. I can understand why someone might not find Ennis particularly attractive - but struggling to work out whether Pendleton is the horse or the man