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« Reply #60 on: November 02, 2012, 04:09:25 PM »

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People that complain about the dealer really irate me (even when Im not playing). A dealer is just someone who sits there, shuffles cards and chucks them to you. Its not our fault someone decided to play their hand like a spanner. Oh and fwiw, I normally enjoy it when these people take horrific beats.

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I read that and was about to write something

I hate it when people blame dealers as well, but i hate it more then those same dealers then expect a tip. You either have no control over the cards or you have control, you can't have it both ways.

but Flushy has already covered it  thumbs up
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« Reply #61 on: November 02, 2012, 09:26:43 PM »

Not a phrase, just one single word - "call" - I'm pretty much always bluffing :/
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« Reply #62 on: November 02, 2012, 09:33:17 PM »

Not a phrase, just one single word - "call" - I'm pretty much always bluffing :/
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« Reply #63 on: November 02, 2012, 09:33:57 PM »

When players call a straight a 'run'
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« Reply #64 on: November 02, 2012, 10:05:24 PM »

Don't hate anything, all part of the wonderful live experience Smiley

Hate threads that hate poker related things
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« Reply #65 on: November 02, 2012, 10:38:12 PM »

Trips v set.
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« Reply #66 on: November 02, 2012, 10:39:08 PM »

Have we had "you were dealt aces" when someone comes back from the toilet yet?
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« Reply #67 on: November 02, 2012, 10:47:33 PM »

Can I have your antes please.....
What are the blinds again please.....
Is that a raise or just a call......
I call, oh I did not see he had already raised.....
Oh sorry is it on me....

I blame the headphones
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« Reply #68 on: November 02, 2012, 10:50:04 PM »

' Oh go on,let's gamble '.
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« Reply #69 on: November 02, 2012, 10:53:12 PM »

' Oh go on,let's gamble '.

"Are you that famous poker analyst/expert?"
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« Reply #70 on: November 03, 2012, 12:13:57 AM »

Idiots in headphones asking what the action is. Again.
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« Reply #71 on: November 03, 2012, 12:32:07 AM »

Idiots in headphones asking what the action is. Again.
^^^^^^^^^^ up about 3 posts lol. Are you wearing sunglasses
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« Reply #72 on: November 03, 2012, 01:25:16 AM »

Have we had "you were dealt aces" when someone comes back from the toilet yet?

Lol, classic.
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« Reply #73 on: November 03, 2012, 01:44:51 AM »

Yoo f+++++g donk calls?? go play bingo.

Normally in the chatbox by some European with a vpip100.
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« Reply #74 on: November 03, 2012, 02:05:09 AM »

Online - nh and ty.

I wouldn't object to someone being complimented on playing a hand well, but 'nh' is just a reference to the cards that he happened to be dealt, which is nothing to do with him. They even type it when the person was behind and sucked out.

And then then the other idiot says 'ty' just like someone has complimented them on their new hairstyle.
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