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« Reply #15 on: May 05, 2016, 05:05:10 PM »

I was thinking lettuce - to avoid any long term health implications.


Good idea, can't beat a bit of Honeymoon Salad................let us alone.


 

 

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« Reply #16 on: May 05, 2016, 05:05:26 PM »

Wait what are we trying to do here? Just survive the following day, or survive as long as possible?

If it's one day, I'd probably just go with something I really enjoy like pizza.

If it's as long as possible I'd probably pick some sort of boring smoothie that has everything I need or some shit.

I figured it was just eat a ridiculous amount of food or you get shot in the face.

If it's eating something today to simply avoid starving to death tomorrow then I'd just eat as normal rather than risk making myself sick and face dehydration as well as hunger.

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« Reply #17 on: May 05, 2016, 05:07:30 PM »

you have to eat this food constantly until the morning, from now, or else a mythical being will end your life

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« Reply #18 on: May 05, 2016, 05:11:49 PM »

steak please medium to rare, nice and juicy without all the blood dripping on my shirt

line them up and keep them coming
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« Reply #19 on: May 05, 2016, 05:14:35 PM »

you have to eat this food constantly until the morning, from now, or else a mythical being will end your life



Am I allowed to be sick?

How much chewing time is allowed? Can I just have a stick of hubba bubba and make it last?
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« Reply #20 on: May 05, 2016, 05:24:33 PM »

Proper Northern man like myself would have to go home made Yorkshire Puddings (no frozen Aunt Bessie substitutes) with proper beef gravy.

It is one of my pet hates when you go for a Sunday Lunch and they give you ONE yorkie. What on Earth is that nonsense all about.

Load my plate and keep them coming.
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« Reply #21 on: May 05, 2016, 05:35:02 PM »

you have to eat this food constantly until the morning, from now, or else a mythical being will end your life



Am I allowed to be sick?

How much chewing time is allowed? Can I just have a stick of hubba bubba and make it last?


yes

unlimited chewing time

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« Reply #22 on: May 05, 2016, 06:16:34 PM »

you have to eat this food constantly until the morning, from now, or else a mythical being will end your life



If you are allowed to eat at a regular eating pace, with drinks, chit chat, trips to the toilet etc, I think I'd have a crack at pizza.

If its stuffing it in fast, celery I spose.
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« Reply #23 on: May 05, 2016, 07:36:16 PM »

Tried to eat 48 packets of Pickled Onion Monster Munch in 120 minutes once, mouth started bleeding on pack 31, buckled on pack 34.



That's one serious case of the munchies.
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« Reply #24 on: May 05, 2016, 08:14:30 PM »

Kebabs for me. When my local kebab shop changed their delivery requirements to a minimum spend it meant I'd have to order 2 at a time. I'd tell myself I'll eat one today and one tomorrow, the second one never once lived longer than a couple of hours longer than the first one. Smiley
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« Reply #25 on: May 07, 2016, 11:27:07 AM »

Chicken wings from Hooters. All you can eat for £8 on a Monday. You don't need to eat for a week after if you push yourself!

Or bacon and cheese oatcakes.

The healthy/ sensible option would be peas. Can never have enough peas.
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« Reply #26 on: May 07, 2016, 11:30:25 AM »

Tried to eat 48 packets of Pickled Onion Monster Munch in 120 minutes once, mouth started bleeding on pack 31, buckled on pack 34.

So would have to go for something with a fairly neutral PH, lessons learnt and all that - Porridge with honey or Roast Chicken.

If this is for real I applaud you. 34 is a cracking effort.
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« Reply #27 on: May 07, 2016, 12:56:33 PM »

Sausage mash and gravy in a giant Yorkshire pudding.

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« Reply #28 on: May 08, 2016, 07:21:05 AM »

theres a million things i'd be happy to eat in this instance
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« Reply #29 on: May 09, 2016, 05:14:25 AM »

Just spotted Tighty says we're allowed to be sick.  In that case I'd go for Chinese BBQ Spare ribs as I recall they always went down well at 1am after a night out which may or may not have already involved projectile vomiting. Not sure how much MSG is safe but sod it, I like 'em.
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