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« Reply #90 on: April 03, 2013, 08:08:15 PM »
"Jason's wearing a nice shirt"
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« Reply #91 on: April 03, 2013, 08:09:28 PM »
Quote from: aaron1867 on April 03, 2013, 08:08:15 PM
"Jason's wearing a nice shirt"
are you trolling me? Eventually I'm gonna get the hump. Smiley
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« Reply #92 on: April 03, 2013, 11:33:41 PM »
When i was a fresh faced 18 year old, full head of hair & still loved the game I was playing a £20r @ naps in leeds.  Made the "duck on the river" joke... one old fella looked me dead in the eye & made a loud .  I went bright red & vowed never to make obvious jokes at the table again.
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« Reply #93 on: April 08, 2013, 06:41:45 PM »

"Could you put your big chips at the front of your stack please? .. Oh..."
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Don't tell her to turn down, put on your shades if you can't see
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« Reply #94 on: April 08, 2013, 06:44:07 PM »
Quote from: sovietsong on April 03, 2013, 11:33:41 PM
When i was a fresh faced 18 year old, full head of hair & still loved the game I was playing a £20r @ naps in leeds.  Made the "duck on the river" joke... one old fella looked me dead in the eye & made a loud .  I went bright red & vowed never to make obvious jokes at the table again.

Was it Gosney?
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« Reply #95 on: April 08, 2013, 11:09:15 PM »
Quote from: mouth on April 08, 2013, 06:41:45 PM

"Could you put your big chips at the front of your stack please? .. Oh..."


Pretty sure you once informed me "Ladies always have the nuts either in there hand or in there mouth" Did make me laugh.
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« Reply #96 on: April 09, 2013, 12:36:10 PM »
Quote from: Sulphur man on April 08, 2013, 11:09:15 PM
Quote from: mouth on April 08, 2013, 06:41:45 PM

"Could you put your big chips at the front of your stack please? .. Oh..."


Pretty sure you once informed me "Ladies always have the nuts either in there hand or in there mouth" Did make me laugh.

Pretty sure I NEVER  get tired of using that one Cheesy
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« Reply #97 on: May 03, 2013, 06:32:28 AM »
people always say 2's never lose only after they have hit their set!!  never when they bin their cards!!
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