Moyes to United
Bill Kenwright calls a press conference on Monday morning, unveiling the new manager at Goodison
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In a sensational coup, Mark Hughes's agent plays his last bit of dirt on a chairman to secure his man the Real Madrid job.
An astonishing run of results sees Aston Villa go down and Randy Lerner sacks Lambert, who is left dumbfounded:
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Villa are short of money but negotiate the return of prodigal son, Dean Saunders, who immediately brings in a surprising assistant:
At Blackburn, "to help Mr Bowyer with his decision making", Venkys unveil an innovative committee structure for team selection, comprising a group of experienced managers:
'Arry
Dave Bassett
Kenny Jackett
Sir Alex Ferguson
Sven Goran Eriksson
And Mr Miyagi
In the event of a tie, Sheppy Singh confirms that the final decision will be made, not by Gary Bowyer, but by Head Judge, Len Goodman:
To help with his work schedule, having to cover both Strictly Come Dancing and Dancing With The Stars, the BBC confirms that for two weeks in October, the Head Judge will be
...whose chair will be filled by
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Rafa Benitez meanwhile is carpooling round the country with Peter Odemwinge, looking for a new club and meets the Wolves board by chance in Burger King in the Hilton Park Services on the M54.
BSkyB is presented with a writ for constructive dismissal by an employee who claims to be suffering with exhaustion:
Sky Sports needs a safe pair of hands. A wise head in an illogical and fluid world.
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