Your favourite Quotes O/T

[TightEnd]

I love great quotations, from the funny to the meaningful I look out for them all the time


Do this as you wish, and here's a few to start you off


" After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse "  WC Fields

" I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe...I beleive what I believe is right" George W Bush

"whats another word for thesaurus?" Steven Wright

"Women are meant to be loved, not understood" Oscar Wilde

"Buy land. They've stopped making it" Mark Twain

"I never forget a face, but in your case I will make an exception" Groucho Marx

 

[The_nun]

"  Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition "..

[AdamM]

"Either this wall paper goes or I do"
Oscar Wildes last words

[PointsUp]

If it's not one thing it's your Mother ...  (Peter Kay)


Put big light on ...   (Peter Kay)

[Scottish Dave]

Garlic bread....Gralic BREAD! - peter Kay 

[TightEnd]

Some famous last words

"Friends applaud, the comedy is over" Beethoven

"Who is it? Billy the kid, upon meeting Pat Garret

"Leave the shower curtain on the inside of the tub" US hotelier Conrad Hilton on being asked for a final message for his family


 

[Colchester Kev]

"an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind"  ........ Ghandi

"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house". - Zsa Zsa Gabor

"You're not a real manager unless you've been sacked." - Malcolm Allison

"I've had a wonderful evening, but this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx

"It was a woman that turned me to drink... I wish i had the good sense to thank her" ...WC Fields

[Colchester Kev]

Other famous last words


Wheres all this water coming from .... captain of the Titanic

What the f**k was that ....... Mayor of Hiroshima

Let her drive, what harm can she do up here .... Captain of the space shuttle

[The Baron]

"I've spent loads of money on women, booze and fast cars. The rest of it I've just wasted." - George Best.

My 3 favourite (more serious) quotes are my signature.

[dik9]

On Spike Milligans Grave and my mothers

I Told You I was ill

[Nem]

What the f**k was that ....... Mayor of Hiroshima

Let her drive, what harm can she do up here .... Captain of the space shuttle

LOL

[12barblues]

Mark Twain on poker:

''There are few things so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker.....It is enough to make one ashamed of one's species.''


Mark Twain on matt674:

''What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.''


Benjamin Disraeli on the Hand Analysis board:

''This shows how much easier it is to be critical than to be correct.''

[PointsUp]

A few qoutes from Amarillo Slim

"You can shear a sheep many times but skin it only once."

"Poker is a game of people... It's not the hand I hold, it's the people that I play with."

"Look around the table.  If you don't see a sucker, get up, because you're the sucker."

"Nobody is always a winner, and anybody who says he is, is either a liar or doesn't play poker."

"They anticipate losing when they sit down and I try my darndest not to disappoint one of them."

[AndrewT]

"I've spent loads of money on women, booze and fast cars. The rest of it I've just wasted." - George Best.

A similar one from a boxer - I think maybe George Foreman - when someone asked him what he spent all his money on.

"Fast women and slow horses".

[mystery721]

favourite quote!!   "in the poker game of life, women are the rake, they are the f**king rake"  by les murphy/worm a.k.a ed norton